eBay tat volume 3.

[outlaw118]

Taxi for BillY.....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-1-8i-16v-2005MY-Life-/252629939514?hash=item3ad1eaf53a:g:Eq4AAOSwo4pYJEmV

 

 

FAILED MOT ON LOTS OF ODDS AND ENDS I DONT THINK ITS WORTH SPENDING THE MONEY ON

MOT history of this vehicle

• Test date8 November 2016
• Test ResultFail
• Odometer reading264,067 miles
• MOT test number9870 2435 1775
• Reason(s) for failure
  
  Anti-lock braking system warning lamp indicates an ABS fault (3.4.1c)

  offside lower Rear position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)

  nearside Power steering component(s) leaking steering rack (2.3.3b)

  nearside front Anti-roll bar linkage ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.4.G.2)

  nearside front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)

  offside front Anti-roll bar linkage ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.4.G.2)
• Advisory notice item(s)
  
  engine management lamp is illuminated on the dashboard

  offside front bumper is accident damaged and is insecure

  both plastic headlamp lenses are tarnished but not yet affecting the beam image

  front Brake pad(s) wearing thin pad warning lamp illuminated on the dash board (3.5.1g)

  nearside rear Anti-roll bar linkage has slight play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)

  offside rear Anti-roll bar linkage has slight play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)

  nearside rear Anti-roll bar rubber mounting deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)

  offside rear Road wheel with a slightly distorted bead rim inner rim (4.2.A.1a)

  nearside rear brake disc shows evidence that it has got hot , not binding at the time of test

  nearside steering rack has slight play at pivot point

  offside front Shock absorber has a light misting of oil shock weak (2.7.3)

  rear tyres are a different size to the front tyres

 

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[Cavcraft]

Drinking in the morning sun
Blinking in the morning sun
Shaking off the heavy one
Heavy as a kid's cap gun

 

 

 

What made you clamp my mouth that way?
Using words I never say
I can only think it must've been 'c*nt' 
Oh, anyway, it's higher at the front

 

 

Cause holy cow, I love your eyes
And only now I see the light
Yeah, lying with me garden rake
Oh, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day​

 

 

Throw those curtains wide!
One day like this a year'd see me GR8
Throw those curtains wide!
and let my engine hibernate​

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BOND-GREEN-BEIGE-/122286273422?hash=item1c78d4738e:g:pxEAAOSwo4pYYp1s

[cros]

 

Ten grand for this obnoxious dribble of bum gravy. What there is of it doesn't even work properly.

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/232187818990

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Seat-132-/112250114187?hash=item1a22a0d08b:g:E~AAAOSwo4pYYpki

[Cavcraft]

Seems a bit salty this but could be wrong

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-DATSUN-CHERRY-1-3-GL-SILVER-VERY-RARE-/282305116654?hash=item41bab239ee:g:-4IAAOSw2xRYYpSN

[Cavcraft]

Stoke, this morning

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-PT-CRUISER-2-4-GT-UNIQUE-CAR-WITH-LOW-MILEAGE-HEADTURNER-/262769961580?hash=item3d2e4f6a6c:g:sXQAAOSw5cNYWG5o

[Supernaut]

Oooh, a 2.4 GT. Aren't they turbocharged?

 

Luckily, that's just a vinyl wrap.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

Hands up who wants an interior based on a 1990's football hooligan's hat and a bucket of diahorrea.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-VW-T4-CAMPER-VAN-RETRO-RIDE-DAY-VAN-SURF-BUS-TRANSPORTER-VOLKSWAGEN-/122273980508?hash=item1c7818e05c:g:CpYAAOSwdzVXrESH

[155V6]

I think I'd rather drive that PT Cruiser than that T4 

[Supernaut]

That genuinely made me feel slightly ill, Cavcraft.

 

That's properly minging.

[pompei]

2.4 Chrysler with 143 bhp?  Not a lot of POWA

[doobietoo]

The 2.0 litre has 140..... so 400 cc and 3 extra horses...

[spartacus]

I thought that Chrysler ad was going to be about some jealous girlfriend tipping paint over it...

[spartacus]

I thought that Chrysler ad was going to be about some jealous girlfriend tipping paint over it...

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

so far the front grille is my main contribution to the car

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Spitfire-MK4-3-5-V8-5-Sp-Hot-Rod-1972-4100m-P-Ex-cheaper-exempt-classic-/332073755369

[UltraWomble]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-Campus-Prima-Renault-5-GT-Turbo-Project-/322371520461?hash=item4b0ed707cd:g:rJgAAOSw5cNYWpR3

 

 

'Recently drove to the (Back To) Black Sea in it'

St Maria Gorettis church PR2 land.  Owned by a vicars daughter?

 

 

 

 

Hands up who wants an interior based on a 1990's football hooligan's hat and a bucket of diahorrea.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-VW-T4-CAMPER-VAN-RETRO-RIDE-DAY-VAN-SURF-BUS-TRANSPORTER-VOLKSWAGEN-/122273980508?hash=item1c7818e05c:g:CpYAAOSwdzVXrESH

Is it really really rong to like that a lot?

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGB-GT-/262780914766?hash=item3d2ef68c4e:g:SLkAAOSwUKxYYslJ

 

'Moving house since being haunted by a headless skateboarder'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-a4-1-8T-sport-2000-/262780911348?hash=item3d2ef67ef4:g:reAAAOSwEzxYRpX3

 

 

'if any questions arise please write to me'

 

 

I'm not sure you'd actually be able to read to be honest

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Austin-A95-Westminster-/322371970602?hash=item4b0edde62a:g:uq0AAOSwux5YQYq~

 

Renault 4 in the background?

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

Billy Two Rivers he say: Um heap biggum LOLZ at way painting go round um bonnet badge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-SPRINTER-MOTOHOME-/262780916834?hash=item3d2ef69462:g:02EAAOSw4GVYI5r5

[11001010]

 

http://www.quoka.de/qpi/ford/ford-sonstige/c9080a167606502/ford-taunus-ford-taunus-2.html

[11001010]

 

http://www.quoka.de/ford/ford-sonstige/c9080a155393629/ford-mondeo-bestattungswagen-leichenwagen-hearse.html

[Squire_Dawson]

Don't know if this has been posted but what a rarity, looks like original UK market, on the debit side the interior is rotten.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-plymouth-barracuda-right-hand-drive-now-starts-/311767730192?hash=item4896ce0810:g:bPEAAOSwA3dYTSmF

[11001010]

 

http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=235144660

[Cavcraft]

 

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

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'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

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They're not looking at it chief. Must be a different car.

 

 

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

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There's about 25 people in that picture, NONE OF THEM ARE LOOKING AT IT

 

 

'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

/\

There's about 30 people in this picture. THEY'RE MORE INTERESTED IN THE FUCKING BURGER VAN

 

 

 

 

 

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'however if you want a car that stands out from the crowd, looks and sounds great and people can't help but look at'

 

NOBODY IS FUCKING INTERESTED IN IT

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-ALPINA-STYLED-BMW-630I-COUPE-AUTO-SILVER-/192063449463?hash=item2cb7dfa977:g:mzoAAOSwo4pYVaW4

 

 

'Im sure that I will have missed details'

 

The truth being one of them?

 

 

 

*Edit: Genuinely this car is a joy to drive and willl return up to 36 mph on a longer journey

[Alexg]

This is as cool as f**k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1941-Dodge-Luxury-Liner-2-door-sedan-/272470140588

[Cavcraft]

What kind of knob would ride something vaguely like this?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Raleigh-Wisp-Moped-barn-find-/201763651302?hash=item2efa0cfee6:g:iR8AAOSwnHZYTqtQ

 

 

 

Uh oh

 

[doug]

Hey Junkman got any paint?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1948-CADILLAC-SEDANETTE-COUPE-TAILDRAGGER-HOTROD-KUSTOM/272497175478?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D96e88061230342968968e0cb1faa1912%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D272470140588

[anonymous user]

That Volvo hearse is to die for

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Check out this risible childs toy of a car

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182400689422

 

Its got all the favourite wanky mods of fashion-conscious drift cripples:

 

Multi-coloured fisher price mechancal bits!!!!

 

Banger racer interior!!!!!

 

Seat made out of used special brew cans and 'amusing' hello kitty air freshener!!!!!

 

Oversize egg timer!!!!

 

 

£1,900.00

Buy it now

 

plucked-out-of-thin-air asking price!!!!! Good luck with that chief, my suggestion is take your 3 or 4 fancy bits off it and sell the rest to an oval racer for £100