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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I'm sure that crock of a Beetle kit car was on facebook a couple of months ago.  The seller put some pictures up claiming it was a Mercedes SSK or something with last year's Pebble Beach auction value of a few million dollars.

 

I don't think I'd buy anything at all from someone who can't tell the difference between a priceless vintage Mercedes and a butchered 1970s Beetle.

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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Fuck a pig sidewards, seller is asking 5 grand for this "Fiat/Simca" 8. The description says that 12000 knickers has bin spent and it just needs a rotor arm. There should, and probably will be, a one hour TV show that follows this sort of tunt's listing on eBay right to the bitter end when the 10th 'time waster' fails to turn up and the whole thing is cubed. The bird off countdown should present it in the nude.

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/142227698239

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Ooof I love that Astra. I've just sold the Rover have money sitting too but couldn't see myself wanting to spend much more than a grand on it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ooof I love that Astra. I've just sold the Rover have money sitting too but couldn't see myself wanting to spend much more than a grand on it.

 

Don't make excuses, make results.

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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Fuck a pig sidewards, seller is asking 5 grand for this "Fiat/Simca" 8. The description says that 12000 knickers has bin spent and it just needs a rotor arm. There should, and probably will be, a one hour TV show that follows this sort of tunt's listing on eBay right to the bitter end when the 10th 'time waster' fails to turn up and the whole thing is cubed. The bird off countdown should present it in the nude.

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/142227698239

I had a proper right hand drive Fiat 508c which is what the Simca 8 was based on. They are pretty simple and parts are easily available in France, the price is a bit dear and those rear lights are all wrong for the year.

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Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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Here's another one, 4 pot petrol manual for max shiteness. post-17481-0-09962300-1483182504_thumb.png

 

Go on, you know you want to.

 

Upholstery in finest Korean mouse-skin.  post-17481-0-14176300-1483182494_thumb.png

 

Looks loved, MOT history encouraging. Has hardly moved for 6 months so seller will be keener than his loony sticker price suggests.

 

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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10 grand for a mangled chrome bumper!? Ridiculous.

 

10 grand for a mangled bumper that, according to the Ad, needs rechroming.  That is just silly.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Amazing Patina

 

 

FFS - amazing kick in the bollocks.

 

The bench seat is fantastic, the seat belts work (though who would really use them)

 

Eh?  Some one who didn't want garroting by the steering wheel or catapulting through the screen, or attention from plod, I guess.

 

radio untested

 

In the sense of "couldn't be bothered turning one knob to see if it works?"  I call bullshit and radio fucked more like.

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