eBay tat volume 3.

[M'coli]

I think you might be right - I was looking at straight-8s only the other day.

[Junkman]

A "so called" Morris Isis. 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-ISIS-1957-/222349122123

 

Aptly named for a suicide car bomb.

But what I really like is the Carrefour sticker:

 

[garethj]

Looks like this has sadly seen the end of its days

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-rallye-/112235357859?hash=item1a21bfa6a3:g:fbwAAOSw4GVYTx57

 

 

I remember it being a brilliant* idea to remove the heater - less weight, less prone to leaks, more power to the engine as the water pump doesn't have the drag of blah blah blah.

 

Unfortunately you can't drive very fast down a rally stage when you're continuously wiping the inside of the screen with your glove as the bastard has misted up again.

[Mr Laurence]

Early mk3 Astra with 25k miles for 500 quid

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauhall-astra-/1201232543

 

[Mr Laurence]

Are these Shite yet?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/1996-ford-escort-encore-1.3-3-door-saloon/1202144612

 

[Mr A Lawrence]

They were shit in 1995.

[Timewaster]

They were shit in 1995.

That was the first of the just about acceptable ones.

[Mr A Lawrence]

I paid 5k for a 95 N 1.4LX and it was shit.

[Cavcraft]

Absolute dog shit of the car world, the sooner there's none left, the better. Says the man who nearly bought one yesterday morning.

[Cavcraft]

If there was ever a way to tempt me to bid it's by an opening photograph that looks like the Cavcraft garages with a dream scenario

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mercedes-709d-spec-lift-6-5t-double-cab-export-/282295593088?hash=item41ba20e880:g:57YAAOSw5cNYQ-4w

 

 

And for once, that's a genuinely MOT exempt truck.

[Matt]

They were shit in 1995.

 

Didn't stop my parents having three of them!

[Cavcraft]

I'm impressed. But not by the fact there's actually an Iveco more than 5 weeks old still standing...

 

 

 

 

..it's because of the way he seems to have got a toilet in right next to an LS Lowry painting of a shower room 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/racetruck-/222349948791?hash=item33c516f777:g:r7IAAOSwux5YVrGE

[Cavcraft]

Oh well, at least the main description will be better than the pictures

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/k479afa-/122274011309?hash=item1c781958ad:g:YOgAAOSw44BYMFWe

 

 

Header:  k479afa

 

Description: fiat panda

 

 

 

(Yes, there's some info in the seller notes)

[Cavcraft]

Late reg shiteness

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-Bedford-CF-250-tipper-van-/112240795768?hash=item1a2212a078:g:~RkAAOSwYIxX54uA

[Cavcraft]

Ok, Derek: has this car's floor been repaired to a decent standard? 

 

 

 

Richardson family get ready to steal...

 

​Our survey said....

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Conquest-Century-Saloon-/222349901723?hash=item33c5163f9b:g:~6MAAOSwOtdYVo3h

[Cavcraft]

12 months MOT, turbo has eaten itself. Still, £75.50 start, no reserve so will keep an eye on this

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Laguna-1-9-dci-Spares-or-Repair-12-month-MOT-/262767805379?hash=item3d2e2e83c3:g:Z1kAAOSwnHZYVpf6

[Cavcraft]

 

 

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'Having problems starting car so may need towing away'

 

​+

 

'Selling as needs new Starter Motor, and Flywheel'​

 

 

​Somehow =

 

 

Start price: £350.00

 

Buy it now price: £550

 

 

'no time wasters please'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citreon-Xsara-Picasso-/222349766443?hash=item33c5142f2b:g:f30AAOSwux5YR~Aw​

shipping

 

 

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[Mr Laurence]

 

 

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'Having problems starting car so may need towing away'

 

​+

 

'Selling as needs new Starter Motor, and Flywheel'​

 

 

​Somehow =

 

 

Start price: £350.00

 

Buy it now price: £550

 

 

'no time wasters please'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citreon-Xsara-Picasso-/222349766443?hash=item33c5142f2b:g:f30AAOSwux5YR~Aw​

shipping

 

 

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Dad had one like that ages back. Same colour and everything - sold it about 5 years ago for £400 iirc. He was amazed he even got offered half of that, and his was a runner in much better shape than that turd

[UltraWomble]

 

Facebollox Penwortham ( the posh bit of Preston where they get out of the bath to have a wee) Selling site.

R75 Dizzler.

Reg is MM53 ATZ

[nacho man]

Farage is selling his kit car.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KITCAR-KIT-CARS-VINDICATOR-SPRINT-2-8-V6-R-FORD-UK-SALE-ONLY-NO-E-U-SORRY-/122270589651?hash=item1c77e522d3:g:lJkAAOSw4GVYOskC

 

UK SALE ONLY NO E.U

 

[cort16]

you know you could just press this into daily service and it would chug along for years using shit loads of petrol

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-244DL-/262767687079?hash=item3d2e2cb5a7:g:T34AAOSwcUBYVnF4

[Cavcraft]

Didn't you have one of these, Glen? I'd effing love one, but this listing screams RUN AWAY really loudly

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MERCEDES-SL-500-AUTO-BLACK-/162325584726?hash=item25cb5bdb56:g:MQgAAOSwZQRYVsF7

 

 

It's sort of so badly advertised that if it was a £350 banger you'd have second thoughts about bidding.

[danthecapriman]

you know you could just press this into daily service and it would chug along for years using shit loads of petrol

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-244DL-/262767687079?hash=item3d2e2cb5a7:g:T34AAOSwcUBYVnF4

Oh my god! The redness. Proper gearbox too. Want!

[cort16]

decent priced teeny floppy hard top

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modern-classic-04-DAIHATSU-COPEN-659cc-Turbo-77k-MOT-June-17-winter-bargain-/291974984350?hash=item43fb10b29e:g:HygAAOSwOtdYVYqW

[0ldCh0d]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CARGO-CHERRY-PICKER-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/282291140651?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D71e62ab288a940169c4c45a025c7c939%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D122272760482

 

[Cheggers]

Didn't you have one of these, Glen? I'd effing love one, but this listing screams RUN AWAY really loudly

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MERCEDES-SL-500-AUTO-BLACK-/162325584726?hash=item25cb5bdb56:g:MQgAAOSwZQRYVsF7

 

 

It's sort of so badly advertised that if it was a £350 banger you'd have second thoughts about bidding.

That could become a money pit very quickly, the roof mechanism is pretty complicated and parts ain't cheap - I had to have an aircon pipe replaced under warranty, and just the pipe without any labour was the thick end of £700.

 

It does look lovely in black though.

 

 

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[0ldCh0d]

For anyone handy with a welder...& some isopon p40.....comes with free xmas dinner aswell..

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-Ford-Cargo-/122258229439?hash=item1c772888bf:g:PVkAAOSwtpZYR9FQ

 

 

[cort16]

Didn't you have one of these, Glen? I'd effing love one, but this listing screams RUN AWAY really loudly

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MERCEDES-SL-500-AUTO-BLACK-/162325584726?hash=item25cb5bdb56:g:MQgAAOSwZQRYVsF7

 

 

It's sort of so badly advertised that if it was a £350 banger you'd have second thoughts about bidding.

 

I had a CL500, which is similar to the SL but it doesn't have the floppy hard top it's just coupe.

It looks like it's had all the troublesome bits done to it, it could be a bargain if you're not bothered about the roof being stuck.

[0ldCh0d]

To me, this looks tidy.....but, if i was to buy it, that body would be swiftly horsed off & a nice flatbed/recovery body slung on it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-AWD-Horsebox-Excellent-Condition-/132011026057?hash=item1ebc786689:g:aIIAAOSwAf5XNezr

 

[0ldCh0d]

Massive 1984 Mercedes camper anyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-11-14-Truck-1984-B-Reg-/162319667404?hash=item25cb0190cc:g:5-YAAOSwB09YRKwf