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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

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Is it even for sale? It reads like it's a bloody wanted ad for parts.

 

:oops: ....I did not read it......apologies..

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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EDIT: Just read the last line of the description.. sadness....

 

Come back philibusmo, all is forgiven. 

Location Tauranga ! Price....$10.00 or near offer

Engine and gearbox good. RH airbag deployed.

 

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Must have been doing at least 10mph when that damage happened !

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/wrecked-cars/auction-1220981387.htm

 

EDIT again...Just down the page was....

 

needs engine, 2.5 V6. Same ?

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STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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WTAF?!

 

How do these people manage to walk and breathe at the same time?

 

They just can not, I really love the bit about the 0.5litres of petrol put in and it still won't start  :mrgreen:

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Pretty much unheard of on a 52 - I've only ever seen one on a 51, and a few on a Y.

 

That one was built on 11th April 2000 and registered on 20th December 2002, so for some reason it sat around for over 2 1/2 years before being registered.  Odd.  Still, at least the late plate will mean it's LEZ compliant, so probably a better bet than a 90T350 Mk6 - it'll rot just as much but it's less likely to shit its injector pump.

95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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Ring Ring.......saw your advert looks interesting.        

 

VERY RARE ......ooooooh

DIESEL AUTOMATIC.........wonder what ?

Excellent condition inside and out. ......Well thats good.

FSH....bit of a bonus AND LADY OWNER.....starting to go downhill....

 https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/very-rare-diesel-automatic.-excellent-condition-inside-and-out.-fsh-and-lady-owner/1204523943

 

DOH

rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

rantingYoof

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'QUICK! That bear stole my PICANICK basket!'

'Really? Where? I can't see any bear. You lying toerag...'

'HE'S RIGHT THERE! LOOK! HE'S ACCELERATING TO SIXTY MILES AN HOUR VERY VERY SLOWLY!'

'Oh, yeah I see 'em. Well, we need to give chase.'

 

*They set off at a brisk walking pace*

*Five seconds later*

 

'GOTCHA!'

'You had no chance mate, you should have got the petrol, not the 2.3d...'

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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UNIQUE REG - makes me smile, I had an employee once who blew a small fortune on a prattplate because it was "unique". She simply didn't understand that was the whole point if a registration number......

 

To each their own eh?

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