eBay tat volume 3.

3,903 · December 15, 2016

Poorly made? CHECK
British? CHECK
Reputation for breakdowns? CHECK
Modified by utter ChimpRimmer? CHECK
Â£22,500? CHECK FFS

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TVR-Chimaera-Wide-Arch-RestoMod-/262492802636?hash=item3d1dca4e4c%3Ag%3AoPwAAOSwmtJXaWvV

What the ACTUAL fuck? How to make a good looking car look like a cheap kit?

Truly awful.

12,955 · December 15, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1985-PEUGEOT-305-AUTO-BEIGE-/142208286160

12,955 · December 15, 2016

One owner SEI with just 38k miles and long ticket - Â£395!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-214-SEI-MET-RED-5DR-HALF-LEATHER-MOT-1-OWNER-ONLY-38K-MILES-/302167109739

8,938 · December 15, 2016

Wibble, 505 inastate.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-505-GR-PETROL-ESTATE/192039363039?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Dc92cf5b398a64853bb5e2722804725f3%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D262737427927

5,030 · December 15, 2016

I'm sure this is a hopeless mess underneath but only up the road from me if someone is interested in it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122269617907

18,091 · December 15, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Harley-Davidson-XLH-1000-Sportster-/291691925974?hash=item43ea3191d6:g:oWkAAOSwll1WzGn4

i like this even it its not* a real motor bike.

its an old iron head and i like it. even if its missing a side panel.

but i cannot ride a motor bike........

19,952 · December 15, 2016

I'm sure this is a hopeless mess underneath but only up the road from me if someone is interested in it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122269617907

Someone needs to 'do' an L series Marina or Ital. Not me, I lack the patience and technical expertise.

12,955 · December 16, 2016

What useless bodyshop goon thought this was acceptable? The mind boggles

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-2-0tdci-Automatic-only-66000-miles-/291973017091

108,850 · December 16, 2016

Who cares? But that JRG breadvan with the mismatched door in the background is strangely tempting.

108,850 · December 16, 2016

I've read through some of the tripe that Junkman finds

Get a fucking life!

108,850 · December 16, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-Rallye-G60-MK2-/152354499478

Â£15,600.00 45 bids Reserve not met

Â£16,995.00 Buy it now

What.

The.

Actual.

Fuck?

108,850 · December 16, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK-3-or-MK-4-Ford-Escort-/282282798929

Â£1,000.00 9 bids

Time left: 1 day 9 hours

I despair.

108,850 · December 16, 2016

Dunno about you peoples, but this would be much more inside my comfort zone than that fucking Dolf above.

Cheaper too!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1949-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Wraith-coach-built-by-franay-/272487062855

And I'd leave it in my will 40 odd years hence.

12,955 · December 16, 2016

Check out this lump of worthless misery

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VECTRA-LS-DTI-16V-1994cc-DIESEL-5-Door-HATCHBACK-Engine-Seized-/182374297704

The engine on this vehicle has seized

No logbook

Â£350.00

Good luck with that

108,850 · December 16, 2016

My kind of 6k watercooled Porsche.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/corvette-stingray-c4-convertible-1988-barn-find-dry-stored-berevment-forces-sale-/311759333137

61,961 · December 16, 2016

Early Metro with a quality* towbar installation.

26,985 · December 16, 2016

Looks good

Oh shit man it's a 107e and the seller doesn't seem to know! [cash register sound effect]

On 15-Nov-16 at 11:01:14 GMT, seller added the following information:

I have been informed by a knowledgeable Ebayer that This is a RARE example of a 107e with the Precrossfow engine and four speed gearbox

MISS! YOU FORGOT TO SET US ANY HOMEWORK, MISS!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Prefect-1960s-Classic-Car-Tax-Exempt-MOT-Exempt-/252683688018

26,985 · December 16, 2016

Heating system not working (could be simple fix).

Probably is, do you want to borrow the near complete W124 heating system I had to buy while trying to diagnose the simple fault on mine?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W124-Coupe-E320-/302167216015

26,985 · December 16, 2016

I bought this car from the previous owner

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1928-standard-farnham-v4-fabric-saloon-very-rare-/371815169834

26,985 · December 16, 2016

underside of car is under sealed

Thank goodness the metal is protected from the elements.

also it has scrap book full of pictures of the start or the resteration from previouce owner

Has there ever been a more appropriately named book?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-BLACK/182387777719

26,985 · December 16, 2016

This is so hot I feel like I should be browsing in Incognito mode

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Ford-Sierra-GL-Automatic-1-8-Petrol-53-000-Miles-/152357127720

26,985 · December 16, 2016

Repost sorry ðŸ¤•

December 16, 2016

Re: that Golf Rallye - I had one of these for over five years - sold it in late 2005 - good fun (once you got used to LHD!) but not really that quick - only got Â£4000 when I sold it to a guy from wales - saw it up for sale a year later Â£7500! Here's mine...

2,900 · December 16, 2016

Daewoo Leganza with mot until April for Â£50

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232165255997?ssPageName=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Slight giffer dent.....

47,364 · December 16, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ASTRA-VAN-06-SPORTIVE-CDTI-/172443519477

Here's the full text of his advert:

Still Running, MOT till May 1917

The MOT runs out during WW1. Two bits of information, of which one is obviously wrong. How do these fuckwits make it through the day?

47,364 · December 16, 2016

Be like me!!!! Cheap white gold 623GSi in the parts section, rear arches look better than mine and lower mileage!!!! Might get it and swap my reg plates onto it (only joking internet police)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-600-/302165134232?

47,364 · December 16, 2016

Cheap 2.5 V6 connoisseur in the parts section with spectacularly awful 'personal plate'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-connoisseur-Auto-/272482332996

22,061 · December 16, 2016

Early Metro with a quality* towbar installation.

Very early - check the rear window washer location.

In fairness though that looks like a proper fit towbar, the number plate did get relocated to the bumper to avoid being obscured by the towball

3,488 · December 16, 2016

Cheap 2.5 V6 connoisseur in the parts section with spectacularly awful 'personal plate'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-connoisseur-Auto-/272482332996

Hilariously awful. More so because to me that reads as FATSO.

12,955 · December 16, 2016

Bloody hell, that Â£50 Leganza is a bargain. One owner too. Let's see...

Here's a drivers door for Â£15!

In fact, this dude has everything available for peanuts or best offer

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/m.html?_odkw=&_ssn=wendyamanda1&hash=item237750371a%3Ag%3ASPgAAOSw3mpXIQKA&item=152325601050&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2046732.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xleganza.TRS0&_nkw=leganza&_sacat=0

I bet you could have that Leganza bought and fixed up for Â£90

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