eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1968-DODGE-POWER-WAGON-W200-4X4-CREWCAB-PICKUP-AWESOME-CUMMINS-6BT-TRUCK-/192052592714?hash=item2cb73a004a:g:2wIAAOSw2xRYUFGd

[cort16]

This is a bit of a beauty. I wouldn't ruin it by putting horses anywhere near it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Ford-D-series-classic-horsebox-BARN-FIND-drives-only-24-000-mls-from-new-/112236126399?hash=item1a21cb60bf:g:2JoAAOSwCEdYUDKv

[Supernaut]

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1968-DODGE-POWER-WAGON-W200-4X4-CREWCAB-PICKUP-AWESOME-CUMMINS-6BT-TRUCK-/192052592714?hash=item2cb73a004a:g:2wIAAOSw2xRYUFGd

 

HNNNNGH! I really really need £6k right now.

[Zantimisfit]

Marina BOGOF 1500 quid

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-Morris-Marinas-1-Saloon-and-1-estate-Spares-repairs-project-/332057273486?hash=item4d5027e48e:g:oHIAAOSwux5YSZpf

 

 

 

One is a spares car - cant guess which one

[wuvvum]

Another parts section Roewe.

 

[Sir Snipes]

Another parts section Roewe.

 

2.0 8 valve carb!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-800-825-827-/282285505340

[Sir Snipes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291969477709

 

-If you can live with the boredom this looks like it could be a bargain. MOT history is clean as a whistle with nothing but worn consumables

[RoadworkUK]

That 820! Oof.

 

Splurg.

 

Oof.

[cort16]

 

 

Jaguar XJ comes with FREE 1 Bedroom apartment in Falkirk Town Centre

 

 

 

 

 

New windows, front door - back door, kitchen, bathroom, flooring.  

 

Original internal doors have been refurbished and look amazing. 

 

are we still talking about the car?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ-comes-with-FREE-1-Bedroom-apartment-in-Falkirk-Town-Centre-/302164756383?hash=item465a6c479f:g:dmwAAOSwux5YTxgJ

[Sir Snipes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122250551327

- I love this. 2.0 v6, 113k miles, Deep Sea Green Interior and £700. Even the 2.5s insurance is cheaper than those 626s (for me at least).

[New POD]

This is a bit of a beauty. I wouldn't ruin it by putting horses  George Clark anywhere near it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Ford-D-series-classic-horsebox-BARN-FIND-drives-only-24-000-mls-from-new-/112236126399?hash=item1a21cb60bf:g:2JoAAOSwCEdYUDKv

 

 

Fixed that for you. What it doesn't need is turning into an amazing space or some sort of mobile public house for use at Black Tie and Ballgown Type festivals.

[garethj]

Curvy coupes with sharp creases.  It's like a soft cheese with shards of cracker hidden inside to harm the careless dairy scoffer.  Here are some examples that I'd happily have before bedtime without the worry of getting nightmares.

 

Ford Cougar.  Not a Puma it's true, but at least it's not a Probe (snigger) and definitely not a Kuga.  Being based on a Mondeo is a good thing I'd have thought.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cougar-2-5-V6-Long-MOT-Low-Miles-Recent-clutch-Good-Condition-/282291561314?hash=item41b9e36362:g:iE8AAOSwEzxYPdE-

 

Toyota Celica, I much prefer the one like this with no boot spoiler.  This one is £1200 but it's only got 47k on the clock!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-vvti-very-low-milleage-/201732248474?hash=item2ef82dd39a:g:-DoAAOSw4GVYPLDS

 

They did a V6 version of this which I bet is all kinds of fun on budget tyres, this is the 2 litre but it's still several years newer than any car I've ever owned, has 76k on the clock and costs less than 2 iPhones.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-55-HYUNDAI-COUPE-2-0-SE-IN-RED-76670-MILES-TIDY-NICE-SPEC-CHEAP-CAR-/291903725427?hash=item43f6d15f73:g:aMAAAOSwYIxX~mSc

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAESTRO-VAN-LEDBURY-WHITE-1-3-WITH-5-SPEED-MANUAL-GEARBOX-NO-RESERVE-AUCTION-/332056409382?hash=item4d501ab526:g:FhYAAOSwA3dYSHqy

 

some hot ledbury maestro van, 1300, 5-speed, shit hub caps and so much want....

 

a good one of these too by the look of it.

 

for some reason i always prefered the maestro van over the escrot or ashtray ones.

 

[AMC Rebel]

HNNNNGH! I really really need £6k right now.

The gearbox is fucked - does that help?

 

The doors aren't long for this world either

[STUNO]

Unsalted Marina NZ$4000.00

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/morris/auction-1199829565.htm

 

It's a Marina so it"s in this thread.

 

 

[STUNO]

Another one, and only 3 times the price, but it does have an extra carburettor

and a rev counter.

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/morris/auction-1215931192.htm

 

It is a Marina, so it too is in this thread

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I will pay £10 to anyone who can read this complete advert without killing themselves from boredom

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ROVER-114-SLI-SILVER-great-runner-ANY-test-48k-genuine-mileage-VG-condit-/332059649643

 

Here's a taster:

 

 

Exhaust - is quite recent, however, and this is I believe one true 'fault' but it is for specific reason which is a visitor will see he we have a rather undulating drive and it would scrape occasionally (low slung) and  one piece of exhaust has a small hole where it would occasionally snag (only there - where the exhaust protrudes underneath - and there is no other damage) . I will leave as is rather than gungum (likely 20 quid to replace the section - looks quite easy job too) .. in fact it would almost certainly be ok with a dob of paste on that one hole - even for MOT, being the exhaust is otherwise in great nick.

 

Dear god man, STFU, look, here's my money, just let me out

 

 

Fan belt - or more correctly i think it is water pump belt - has been squeeking a bit lately - cam cover is  off in case it carrys on  and can be inspected.

 

Cam cover is off? I don't think it is, but this guy is clearly a total lunatic so it might be I guess.

[Supernaut]

What's going on with the air intake on that?

 

They've got the filter sitting in the open air box, with the hose from the intake manifold just flailing around, not even attached to the air box anyway.

[spartacus]

Fuck me, I couldn't even lie about it for the tenner!

I've read through some of the tripe that Junkman finds but this beats the lot, hands down, by two thirds of the way through I was just scanning the text for relevant words...

Total and utter bollocks, Bollox.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

800 words where 4 ("exhaust has small hole") would suffice

[castros_bro]

 

[Asimo]

So is it 5 speed

or 6 speed? 

[Negative Creep]

When you look this good you don't need to see anything

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/escort-mk4-van-highly-modified-hydraulics-/272482422029?hash=item3f7137cd0d:g:ZVsAAOSwImRYTYjA&clk_rvr_id=1140125249585&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

[Supernaut]

140hp from a 1.8td?

 

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I would love to crack the screen in that escort van

[scruff]

Don't all rush at once

 

[Supernaut]

So the owner does not have the mental capacity to check the fuel gauge?

 

I bet that's been well looked after.

[oldcars]

Didnt know Securitas moved on from Escort vans to Mercs.

 

[Rave]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-total-rust-bucket-wont-start-no-MOT-requires-optimistic-buyer/222344285681?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D58d6ecdf79b44709bbcd4a3534c32834%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D182387625106#viTabs_0

 

"Requires optimistic buyer"

[Mr Laurence]

Jesus Christ that Metro ad is something else. I couldn't read more than a paragraph or two before I'd completely had enough