eBay tat volume 3.

129,077 · December 11, 2016

{ring ring}

Good morning, Stup....

'Alright love, still got your 'anything goes' offer on?'

Certainly, sir, what would one like?

'Right, for a kick-off I'll have Boris Jonson, Harpo Marx and David Beckham'

Hmm, seems a bit tame by your usual standards, anything else?

'Yeah, ok, erm, tell you what, between Marx and Beckham have a big vibrator that's sort of spunking out nuclear waste'

That's more like it, chief. Anything else?

'Tell you what, have a young Kenneth Williams in a mid 'ooh, matron' moment whose lit his own fart and fired a 1930's diver's helmet right out of his sizzling council gritter, and it's about to hit Danny Dyer who's desperately trying to jump over it. Oh, and have former Match Of The Day presenter David Coleman on the driver's door as he's clocking some random bird's arse'

No problem, see you Friday...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Sprinter-Van-/201745957374?hash=item2ef8ff01fe:g:E3UAAOSwux5YTGsp

'is the only one of its kind in the World'

I wonder why that is.

2,449 · December 11, 2016

File under: Accident Looking For Place To Happen

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PETROL-SKATEBOARD-VERY-RARE-BUSH-PIG-BARN-FIND-RARE-CLASSIC-QUAD-MOTORBIKE-/262718033958

Epic collection thread in the making right there.

129,077 · December 11, 2016

Alas, poor lolly! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of icy lick
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back
hundreds and thousand times, and now how raspberry sauced in my imagination it is!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-ice-cream-truck-/252675284454?hash=item3ad49edde6:g:1k8AAOSw2xRYSwzy

'Can't drive it now after an accident in B&Q's paint aisle. I was overcome with emulsion'

129,077 · December 11, 2016

Just nipping out to take some pictures of the camper, love. Won't be a minute!'

Ok, but don't forget to drop the camera into a bowl full of unset jelly first

'The inside is very clean smart and tidy it has been done to a high quality using nice materials and wood'

'I have a car wash and detailing'

'I am interested in a Px. Something sporty. 50% of Px price'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MASTER-LWB-CAMPER-2-5-D-/192049890920?hash=item2cb710c668:g:l9cAAOSw6DtYTDBO

7,035 · December 11, 2016

OMGJB007 LUKALIKEYO INNITT

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amc-Matador-coupe-/192044831395

"Drag car" as in dragged behind the tow truck.

26,970 · December 11, 2016

This is on my doorstep. I can and will happily collect and store for free should any shitter want it ? I haven't seen it about, but i think it will belong to a nice chap who i have met who likes ,well , shite...

I may take you up on that if I win the auction. Someone has just paid a deposit on my Riva so if it all goes to plan I'll end up with a much less fucked one for not much money.

61,604 · December 11, 2016

3 headed monster alert!

61,604 · December 11, 2016

This looks cheap. V6 too.

However,

from the left hundred-wound near a rear wheel scratch is tinted but differs a little on color

Ah'm oot.

1,001 · December 11, 2016

In this weeks classic car weekly:

28,276 · December 11, 2016

Bugger, I was in Inverness a couple of weeks ago!

23,596 · December 11, 2016

In this weeks classic car weekly:

Seems you can't even give them away!

4,807 · December 11, 2016

Bet its fun towing this on roundabouts.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-J9-Retro-Catering-Pizza-Van/252655000044?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D6e1f6eb45087408d9fb868de9821b73a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D152351341207

9,187 · December 11, 2016

Don't slam the boot in the dark there might be something sticking out..............oh, bugger

http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/42379696?searchId=150030733

2,150 · December 11, 2016

Unmolested Mini with a years ticket for less than Â£2k

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Mini-City-NEW-FULL-MOT-New-Sub-Frames-Usable-Project-/291967163796?hash=item43fa995d94:g:xTsAAOSwB09YHiq0

2,150 · December 11, 2016

cheapish but probably fucked Mk1 Sierra hidden in the parts section

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-2-0-GL-1986-C-reg-/182377885127?hash=item2a7691adc7:g:mtEAAOSwcUBYO~bI

9,187 · December 11, 2016

JRG Volvo close to Cavcraft's favourite holiday destination

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C818534

27,085 · December 11, 2016

Have a very merry christmas

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112232906130

27,085 · December 11, 2016

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/322349289500?roken=cUgayN

2,150 · December 11, 2016

Trimz and Leather - didn't know this was even an option...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-1-4-GS/332050164232?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D36ab127f99784df79f37a227db4089bc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D122254989613

9,187 · December 11, 2016

I think these little buzz boxes rot quite bad.Could be fun though.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-cappuccino/1204538054

9,187 · December 11, 2016

The roof won't come off.

Well that's a relief.I hate it when the roof flies off as I'm driving along.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/cheap-convertible/1204462828

2,150 · December 11, 2016

Â£50 Sunny? there's only one tiny photo and the description is short and doesn't make much sense, but it could end up being a bargain

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-good-condition/1204035237

9,187 · December 11, 2016

Everyone knows what a Peruda Kenari looks like so I'll use this as my lead photo.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/perodua/perodua-kenari/1203992388

9,187 · December 11, 2016

cor a Dhaitsu coure

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daihatsu/car-dhaitsu-coure/1203972272

Poor chap can't even spell his own name correctly by the looks of it.

9,187 · December 11, 2016

This could be a bit of a bargain

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-525td-long-mot/1204642394

9,187 · December 11, 2016

It's always a pain when your clunch is broked

I've no idea what a very chep ear is either

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/for-scrap..-very-chepear/1204230253

9,187 · December 11, 2016

What I should be doing is going to look at this rather than posting it on here.

even in heather mills spec I call bargain

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mx5/1204015365

28,276 · December 11, 2016

Â£50 Sunny? there's only one tiny photo and the description is short and doesn't make much sense, but it could end up being a bargain

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-good-condition/1204035237

I think what he's lost is the "key" which might be an issue, or might not, who can tell me?

9,187 · December 11, 2016

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-celica-2.0-gti-st182/1202082816

9,187 · December 11, 2016

Oh my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time Verona
When you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming, off the line verona

Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind, always get it up
For the touch of the younger kind
My my my i yi wooh
My my my my verona

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-1.8-verona.-guaranteed-finance-available-on-newer-cars.-no-deposit/1197149522

Whenever I see one of these that song pops into my head.

Now it's in your head too.

You're welcome

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