eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Alas, poor lolly! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of icy lick
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back
hundreds and thousand times, and now how raspberry sauced in my imagination it is!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-ice-cream-truck-/252675284454?hash=item3ad49edde6:g:1k8AAOSw2xRYSwzy

 

 

'Can't drive it now after an accident in B&Q's paint aisle. I was overcome with emulsion'

[Cavcraft]

Just nipping out to take some pictures of the camper, love. Won't be a minute!'

 

Ok, but don't forget to drop the camera into a bowl full of unset jelly first

 

 

 

 

'The inside is very clean smart and tidy it has been done to a high quality using nice materials and wood' 

 

 

 

 

 

'I have a car wash and detailing'

 

 

 

'I am interested in a Px. Something sporty. 50% of Px price'

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MASTER-LWB-CAMPER-2-5-D-/192049890920?hash=item2cb710c668:g:l9cAAOSw6DtYTDBO

[bangernomics]

OMGJB007 LUKALIKEYO INNITT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amc-Matador-coupe-/192044831395

"Drag car" as in dragged behind the tow truck.

[DodgyBastard]

This is on my doorstep. I can and will happily collect and store for free should any shitter want it ? I haven't seen it about, but i think it will belong to a nice chap who i have met who likes ,well , shite...

 

I may take you up on that if I win the auction. Someone has just paid a deposit on my Riva so if it all goes to plan I'll end up with a much less fucked one for not much money.

[wuvvum]

3 headed monster alert!

 

[wuvvum]

This looks cheap.  V6 too.

 

 

However,

 

 

from the left hundred-wound near a rear wheel scratch is tinted but differs a little on color

 

Ah'm oot.

[Alfamale]

In this weeks classic car weekly:

[eddyramrod]

Bugger, I was in Inverness a couple of weeks ago!

[richardmorris]

In this weeks classic car weekly:

Seems you can't even give them away!

[doug]

Bet its fun towing this on roundabouts.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-J9-Retro-Catering-Pizza-Van/252655000044?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D6e1f6eb45087408d9fb868de9821b73a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D152351341207

[meggersdog]

Don't slam the boot in the dark there might be something sticking out..............oh, bugger

http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/42379696?searchId=150030733

[Mr Laurence]

Unmolested Mini with a years ticket for less than £2k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Mini-City-NEW-FULL-MOT-New-Sub-Frames-Usable-Project-/291967163796?hash=item43fa995d94:g:xTsAAOSwB09YHiq0

 

[Mr Laurence]

cheapish but probably fucked Mk1 Sierra hidden in the parts section

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-2-0-GL-1986-C-reg-/182377885127?hash=item2a7691adc7:g:mtEAAOSwcUBYO~bI

 

[meggersdog]

JRG Volvo close to Cavcraft's favourite holiday destination

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C818534

[DVee8]

Have a very merry christmas

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112232906130

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/322349289500?roken=cUgayN

 

 

[Mr Laurence]

Trimz and Leather - didn't know this was even an option...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-1-4-GS/332050164232?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D36ab127f99784df79f37a227db4089bc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D122254989613

 

 

[meggersdog]

I think these little buzz boxes rot quite bad.Could be fun though.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-cappuccino/1204538054

[meggersdog]

 

The roof won't come off.

Well that's a relief.I hate it when the roof flies off as I'm driving along.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/cheap-convertible/1204462828

[Mr Laurence]

£50 Sunny? there's only one tiny photo and the description is short and doesn't make much sense, but it could end up being a bargain

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-good-condition/1204035237

 

[meggersdog]

Everyone knows what a Peruda Kenari looks like so I'll use this as my lead photo.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/perodua/perodua-kenari/1203992388

[meggersdog]

cor a Dhaitsu coure

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daihatsu/car-dhaitsu-coure/1203972272

 

Poor chap can't even spell his own name correctly by the looks of it.

[meggersdog]

This could be a bit of a bargain

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-525td-long-mot/1204642394

[meggersdog]

It's always a pain when your clunch is broked

I've no idea what a very chep ear is either

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/for-scrap..-very-chepear/1204230253

[meggersdog]

What I should be doing is going to look at this rather than posting it on here.

even in heather mills spec I call bargain

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mx5/1204015365

[eddyramrod]

£50 Sunny? there's only one tiny photo and the description is short and doesn't make much sense, but it could end up being a bargain

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-good-condition/1204035237

 

I think what he's lost is the "key" which might be an issue, or might not, who can tell me?

[meggersdog]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-celica-2.0-gti-st182/1202082816

[meggersdog]

Oh my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time Verona
When you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming, off the line verona

Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind, always get it up
For the touch of the younger kind
My my my i yi wooh
My my my my verona

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-1.8-verona.-guaranteed-finance-available-on-newer-cars.-no-deposit/1197149522

 

Whenever I see one of these that song pops into my head.

Now it's in your head too.

 

 

You're welcome

[spike60]

VW Challenger 1967 Beetle based Kit car MOT'D

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Challenger-1967-Beetle-based-Kit-car-MOTD-/311755976254?hash=item48961aae3e:g:T30AAOSwYIxX7qq2

 

[spike60]

Quantum 2+2 kit car.  These look ok for a kit car, shame about the shit wheels though.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quantum-2-2-kit-car-/322352572681?hash=item4b0db5e909:g:jjIAAOSw5cNYRwgb