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Can I have number 13 for my colleague Mark please.

 

He's the one who usually buys Supernaught's old cars.

 

Unlucky for some, number 13.

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Ticket over here please, Jim

A snake with a broken back near a mysterious hole, blind 30.

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I'll have a second please, since that topless model has gone without taking my gambling money

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I'll have a second please, since that topless model has gone without taking my gambling money

A duck and a speech mark. Number 29.

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Not this time. Think it'd be a bit steep for a Roffle.

O rly?

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I counted them this evening, there's all twelve out of nine.

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ok then mr bell, if I can't justify buying it, I'll do a bit of gambling instead - put me down for a randy random in the thirties. and another in the forties for me mam (seriously, she thinks this roffling to be a hoot !)

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ok then mr bell, if I can't justify buying it, I'll do a bit of gambling instead - put me down for a randy random in the thirties. and another in the forties for me mam (seriously, she thinks this roffling to be a hoot !)

Done and done fella. I've put them both in your name. I'm not choosing which one of the two to give your mam. I might get wrong if she doesn't win.

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good stuff - if she wins, I get her almera as a consolation prize*

I'm so sorry mate.

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it's got a full years mot c/o scary - can't be that bad surely ?

 

would make a nice cheap roffle prize anyway :)

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it's got a full years mot c/o scary - can't be that bad surely ?

 

would make a nice cheap roffle prize anyway :)

Sounds canny. It wouldn't be as quick round Knockhill though I'd imagine.

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it'd be an interesting race - mother gm in the cooper vs me in the almera :)

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Seeing as GM bought me the winning ticket for the lovely* A2 can I return the favour by purchasing a super randy random in his name please?

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This is filling up fast...will, breaking...one random please.

 

I’m going to blame those ridiculous Vauxhall Grandland radio ads for giving me FOMO fever.

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Seeing as GM bought me the winning ticket for the lovely* A2 can I return the favour by purchasing a super randy random in his name please?

An pair of quack. Number 22.

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This is filling up fast...will, breaking...one random please.

 

I’m going to blame those ridiculous Vauxhall Grandland radio ads for giving me FOMO fever.

It's a wee, number 1.

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