The GGG has bought a car - Caution: Disappointing Peugeot 405 Content!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Let me reassure you doubters that this is not a diesel, for goodness sake.

 

This is a full JM spec 405 two litre automatic, on which everything functions, in very good condition.

 

What did Cannock have that was better?

[DVee8]

MK2 Granada 2.8i Ghia x

There was a C reg estate at work last night.

[dollywobbler]

 

Let me reassure you doubters that this is not a diesel, for goodness sake.

 

This is a full JM spec 405 two litre automatic, on which everything functions, in very good condition.

 

What did Cannock have that was better?

A Smart ForFour diesel.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

 

 

 

What did Cannock have that was better?

 

 

That would not actually be possible. You've just swapped Hermann Goering for Catherine Deneuve as it is. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Having failed to find a services which would sell us food, we find ourselves in a large supermarket which has run out of food, can't sell soft drinks and the lights in the lift are broken.

The mother fucking petrol station is broken too, holy fucking shit

 

 

What's going on down here?

[Lacquer Peel]

Very nice Junkman. Photos of the velourious interior please.

[loserone]

Excellent, I'm jealous.

[richardmorris]

The mother fucking petrol station is broken too, holy fucking shit

What's going on down here?

 

 

Trouble does seem to stalk your trips.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

The petrol station was the whole reason we went there!

 

We've trawled through Exeter and found the welcoming green digits of a Morrisons.

[D Spares & Tyres]

Excellent purchase! I, like a few others did fear that it would be a Jaguar but am glad to see it was something a sensible person would buy and not just a pub landlord.

 

Any rust...?

[Squire_Dawson]

Well, you will go to The South. What did you honestly expect?

[Jim Bell]

"only orange juice comes in two litres"

 

Pah!

 

And great cars!

 

Nice one, that looks like a lovely place to rest your foot.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Got to our motorway junction. Thank goodness we didn't arrive 1 hour and 15 minutes later.

 

[anonymous user]

Got to our motorway junction. Thank goodness we didn't arrive 1 hour and 15 minutes later.

 

Don't worry, the one you need to get off the Motorway will probably be closed instead

[hairnet]

coulda got off at sandbach and gone the interesting way

[Jim Bell]

And horses.

 

Ha! its a spunk joke!

 

8/10.

[pshome]

A Peugeot is never wrong, Nice car, lovely colour, it will reliably do its job for years, there will be never a ftp, nothing will ever fail.  Congratulations, well done chaps.

Now please park it an Junkheadquarters, move on to France and buy some overpriced crap so that Mr. Junkman has something to write about for our entertainment, pronto!

[3VOM]

Trouble does seem to stalk your trips.

It does make you wonder if one of them is the spirit of Joe Btfsplk (I had to look it up because I couldn't remember his name - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk)

[Noel Tidybeard]

The mother fucking petrol station is broken too, holy fucking shit

 

 

What's going on down here?

 

 

we told them you were coming :mrgreen:

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

The sweeteners I swiped from that Sainsburys cafe. Empty sealed packet.

 

 

Of course.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Don't worry, the one you need to get off the Motorway will probably be closed instead

It was

 

[Junkman]

He is buying a Prius....................................................

 

 

Runs and Hides

Nope.

 

 

Excellent, so the new car has a windscreen? That narrows it down a bit

Yeah, it's not that LeCar.

 

 

That would not actually be possible. You've just swapped Hermann Goering for Catherine Deneuve as it is.

How anyone with that level of intellect could possibly cherish BMWs is entirely beyond me.

I wonder what Hegel has to say to this.

 

 

Don't worry, the one you need to get off the Motorway will probably be closed instead

It sure as fuck was.

To put this into perspective, a World War wasn't suffice for the Germans to close a motorway.

[Junkman]

Entirely btw, home has been achieved.

[Six-cylinder]

 

What did Cannock have that was better?

 

A petrol V8!

[xkjagnz]

What's the GGG?

German goo girls try looking it up on the interwebs (or maybe not deffo NSFW!!!!

http://mobilev2.germangoogirls.com/?nats=OTE2LjIxNC42LjYyNy4wLjAuNzc3Ny4wLjA&switched=1&strack=1

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

How anyone with that level of intellect could possibly cherish BMWs is entirely beyond me.I wonder what Hegel has to say to this. I

I own three, but cherish only one due to it being designed and built in the final decade of acceptable car design.

 

“We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion”. Hegel.

 

“The best or nothing” Some Swabian oaf.

 

“Bollocks” Me.

[Junkman]

Right. I think it's time for my account.

 

Arseholes wearing hi viz vests are important arseholes:

 

 

 

I fully well knew that that new dropoff thing at MAN would be a shambles. But to what extend they managed to fuck this up impressed even me.

So instead of the promised shuttle bus, we had to walk along a cyclepath made by psychopaths:

 

 

You couldn't possibly make this shit up if you tried.

Needless to say that the signposting suddenly ended a few metres shy of a maze of pathways.

We somehow made it into an aeroplane in the end, so like everyone else having made it into an aeroplane, I took a shite photo from inside the aeroplane, that is actually best deleted because they always are shit.

 

 

 

Said aeroplane flew through the air and over water.

 

 

 

It was then dropped in a field with half a mile of motorway in it.

Note: there is no fucking way me stepping onto that contraption at 45mph winds:

 

[Junkman]

Some spottage took place in the car park of that airport.

 

 

 

I haven't seen one of those in this rather spiffy non colour before:

 

[Junkman]

Some drivage ensued.

 

 

 

 

That it isn't pretty down there one can't really say.

 

[500tops]

Watergate Bay?