Sold 2005 Kia Picanto Auto

[Jim Bell]

Praise the lodd.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Hah!  I think it's time for the 'scam and reported' line on those nutters...

 

'Good Lord' doesn't even begin to cover it.

[Split_Pin]

Flipping nora, what a merry-go-round of messages you are receiving from people on the fringes of society.

 

"Tell you what, I'll just drive to your address, GIVE you the car, and get the bus back". I have used that one before.

[Hertz]

Jesus I feel for you FOAD. The only benefit of an online world I guess is that you don't have to deal with these idiots in person. 

[oldcars]

You can see why folk weigh stuff in or use we buy anycar. Lifes to short to deal with these utter bellends.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Jesus I feel for you FOAD. The only benefit of an online world I guess is that you don't have to deal with these idiots in person. 

 

 

It's ok with them in person.  You can usually hear the knuckles dragging from a quarter of a mile away, giving you time to scarper.

[djimbob]

OK then...

 

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Two weeks of fucking about, that is a pleasant prospect, this cannot be for real, come on, own up, who is it !!!!

[Jim Bell]

Two weeks of fucking about, that is a pleasant prospect, this cannot be for real, come on, own up, who is it !!!!

I wish I was that creative tbh.

 

Its a scammer from abroad though.

 

Step 1: build raport and establish common interest.

 

Step 2: establish compliancy of target and gain trust.

 

Step 3: proffit.

 

 

 

Long game rather than short. Looking for trusting elderly religious types I PRESUME WITH ABSOLUTELY NOT EVIDANCE.

[DodgyBastard]

More from Victor

 

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[retropnaed]

Did a cheeky PM for your perusal sir 

[davehedgehog31]

Astonishing.

[oldcars]

FOAD's goat reply is pure class.

[SiC]

It maybe just me, but I kinda suspect Victor may be a genuine person and genuinely interested.

[Hertz]

He's a Scrum Master (wtf?) professional don't you know.

 

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/victorvsanam

[GrumpiusMaximus]

He's a Scrum Master (wtf?) professional don't you know.

 

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/victorvsanam

 

 

Some sort of IT development bollocks.  I'd have to ask my brother about it..

 

https://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/scrum-master

 

He's going to be very surprised when he sees how many views his Linkedin profile has suddenly had...

[egg]

Jeez, sorry I didn't buy this FOAD, these people are unreal.

 

But, justifies my decision to sell my £500 Fusion to my Aunt even providing full delivery service from Kent to Cornwall. Just easier. 

[DodgyBastard]

Thank fuck for that!

 

A local couple turned up and gave the full asking price of £1495!

[DodgyBastard]

Yes, Granny FOAD in law will be ecstatic.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Well done FOAD!!!! You won in the end!

[dome]

Thank fuck for that!

 

A local couple turned up and gave the full asking price of £1495!

Good stuff, it was worth it in the end!

[Yoss]

That's a shame, I was looking forward to more from Victor. He's going to be very disappointed you know.

[Jim Bell]

Well done!

 

How the lazy sideways fuck are you going to break the news to Victor Sanam?

[Dave_Q]

Not bad, that's about £14.95 for each drooling twat you had to reply to to get there.

[Christine]

Anagram of Picanto is ...Pontiac  

[plasticvandan]

Leave the advert running for the lolz