Colon Erection Friend.

[yes oui si]

There are rats chewing at something in the ceiling of Berwick train station.

 

Updates will be sporadic due to gank replacement phone, but I've had one (1) poo, and have to change trains three times. I think.

[Datsuncog]

You have a fascinating autocorrect function.

 

Chodspeed!

[Simonsays]

Is it something that's likely to get you home without drama?

 

Chodspeed mon brave

[yes oui si]

I hope so.

 

Sporadic updates here: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155385462511857&id=682766856

[Cavcraft]

1) Is it a Passat?

 

2) Have you bought wellies?

[yes oui si]

1) Is it a Passat?

 

2) Have you bought wellies?

No

 

No

[davehedgehog31]

Honda Insight?

[yes oui si]

Honda Insight?

Nope

[Jim Bell]

Is it brown, yellow or green?

[Matty]

Would love to do a collection thread. Last car came from Rochdale which is 6 miles or so away. Somehow it wouldve lacked drama.

[stuboy]

skoda felacio?

[oldcars]

I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.

[yes oui si]

I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.

I don't do rat look.

[yes oui si]

Is it brown, yellow or green?

Green

[Jim Bell]

Wwwwwoooooooooo!!!!

 

Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!

[Skizzer]

Is it brown, yellow or green?

The car or the one (1) poo?

[clayts450]

Wwwwwoooooooooo!!!!

 

Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!

 

Nope, I've tried reading that six times and that still doesn't make sense. Could you break that down phonetically for me please ?

[clayts450]

Meanwhile, is it this ?

 

[UltraWomble]

Looks almost black to me.

And Devils juice?

[Twiggy]

Ford V8 Pilot ?

[Mally]

Would love to do a collection thread. Last car came from Rochdale which is 6 miles or so away. Somehow it wouldve lacked drama.

 

There's always the ghost in Owd Bett's.

[Jim Bell]

Nope, I've tried reading that six times and that still doesn't make sense. Could you break that down phonetically for me please ?

 

You have to shout it. Ideally at an auction, while losing all your investment.

[davehedgehog31]

Sooo.... Is it here yet?

[Jim Bell]

I hope hes just gone for a long spirited drive.....................

[Talbot]

I hope hes just gone for a long spirited poo

[yes oui si]

Sorry for the lack of updates - everything went absolutely fine.

 

Wonderful car, impeccable road manners, looks great from twenty feet away, and only needs minor fettling to look great close up as well.

 

It is impossible to overemphasise just how green it is. The carpet, the mats, the trim, the dash, the leather... If they could get green wood then they'd be all over it.

 

Only downside - ran out of fuel when still showing a quarter tank. Apparently a common issue due to the quasi twin tank design. Brimmed it and fine since

[yes oui si]

If nobody twigged, it's this: http://autoshite.com/topic/31595-e39-bmw-530d-manual-25-orf-now-£750/?fromsearch=1

 

Chris was fantastic - helped me out when my replacement phone decided that it didn't want to phone any more. Great seller, would buy from again.

[dollywobbler]

Excellent.

[chrisjvm]

Glad you made it home safe Nicky...

 

Top buyer and thoroughly nice bloke.

 

Would sell to again etc

 

Apologies for the fuel gauge situ ..

 

When I had it,if it showed a quarter of a tank it had a quarter of a tank.

 

Though I did forget to tell you probably best not to run it too low ...Though wouldn't of helped now the sender's playing up, Sorry.

[yes oui si]

No harm done - it was only a half hour to sort it, although I somehow managed to pull over exactly where Northumberland's entire midge population was