For Sale OMG GGG Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen - Now Force Ale again!

[SiC]

I bet it's a Peugeot 206

 

I'm sure he secretly misses the one his daughter had and was sold.

[Felly Magic]

I thought a message in Morse code would be used

[Junkman]

E60 deisel?

 

The only diesel I will ever buy is a Lanz Bulldog.

 

And they actually aren't diesels.

[Junkman]

What shit have you bought?

 

Well, no Vauxhall at least, like other GGG members on this here forum briefly considered...

[Junkman]

I thought a message in Morse code would be used

 

.... ..- .-. --. .- ..--..

[Junkman]

1.4 Diesel Fiesta manual, with full leather. Bound to be.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-Ford-Fiesta-1-4TDCi-Ghia-30-TAX-FULL-LEATHER-INTERIOR-UPGRADE-ALLOY-WHEELS/112902724345?hash=item1a4986daf9:g:FNAAAOSwl7NaxhfA

 

My hopefully not son in law is contemplating to ruin his and Junkdaugher #1's life with such a contraption.

 

I iz parenting PHALE.

[Junkman]

Hopefully you haven't had to venture into That County for this conveyance.

 

The county which's name must not be mentioned is thankfully avoided by not a narrow margin.

[Junkman]

My phone has been fuelled up for the LIVE COLLECTION. 

 

 

See, I told you he has a unique way to boost expenses into hyperspace.

 

Phones.

 

What a fucking Chinese newfangled piece of tosh.

 

I bet that expenditure would have bought at least 783 ML of petrol, the burnage of which would have contributed just fine to The Climate Improvement®, which is a core statute of GGG membership.

 

And all this at at a time when I'm on a decidedly limited budget.

 

I despair.

[Junkman]

How fucking much did you spend on topping up your phone?

 

Is it safe to say that this is going to upset me?

[Mrs6C]

.... ..- .-. --. .- ..--..

HURGA?

[Junkman]

HURGA?

 

Exactly.

[Junkman]

Kia Pride

 

Fuck that.

 

I'd rather commit suicide than buy anything Chinese.

Well, apart from model cars that is, but you will have to agree that even in this respect I was more inclined lately to waste precious dosh that's missing from the dinner table on warped French plastic, like any self respected Shiter would have done.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

How fucking much did you spend on topping up your phone?

 

Is it safe to say that this is going to upset me?

 

I spent enough for almost four litres of petrol.  Please note that down on the running cost ledger for your new MartinLewisMobile. 

[Junkman]

To spend the equivalent of almost four litres of petrol on electrosmog is not exactly helping The Climate Improvement®, is it now?

You are spending like we would have it!

 

It's gonna be no V8, it's gonna be no 1986 or earlier, because we can't afford it anymore and you are whacking four litres worth of climate improvement on a fucking mobile phone?

 

O tempori, o mores.

 

I despair.

[vulgalour]

I literally cannot imagine Junkman in a Smart of any description.  Besides, he said sensible and he's upset about it, so it's probably something woefully bland and efficient like a Skoda Octavia with 200,000 miles on it, in that weird blue-purple colour they came in if he's lucky.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Collection Day!!!

 

I've been up since six! I got less than two hours sleep! Woo!

[Squire_Dawson]

Collection Day!!!

 

I've been up since six! I got less than two hours sleep! Woo!

 

The things we do for chod.

[Lacquer Peel]

Nissan Serena which is not "Chinese", it was made in Spain, with a hot bulb engine conversion.

[eddyramrod]

My hopefully not son in law is contemplating to ruin his and Junkdaugher #1's life with such a contraption.

 

I iz parenting PHALE.

You think that's bad...

Mine dropped off his eldest last night to stay with us while the rest of the family gallivant about Europe (grandson has other fish to fry).

 

In a black X5.  You think you despair?

[davocano]

The only diesel I will ever buy is a Lanz Bulldog.

 

And they actually aren't diesels.

 

Living the Hot Bulb Dream.

 

 

(This is in fact an I.A.M.E. Pampa)

[oldcars]

Is it the MK1 white Robin with the Rover V8 fitted?

[Junkman]

 

Newfangled Not Big Bloody V8

 

People don't read.

[Junkman]

Conrad arriverised at les Junktowers.

Looooong train journey imminent.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

But not before breakfasting:

 

[Pillock]

I'm glad you pair have made up after TopUpGate.

[They_all_do_that_sir]

Audi A3 tsi on lease with 19inch wheels?

 

Didn't think so

 

Sent from my F3211 using Tapatalk

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

This is what two single tickets looks like.

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Free Cortina rear axle bushes with every ticket.

[oldcars]

But not before breakfasting:

 

Is that an Apple phone?

[Talbot]

Cortina rear axle bushes

See what you did there...