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The drains are under that battery. Handy. Doesnt look TOOOO bad of a job for my competency grade.

 

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Early afternoon fella. Yes Im sorted ta. Sims00 is doing the collection from the station kindness.

Sims00 has broken my heart by passing on the White Carina2 Auto...

 

Honda looks belting OTOH ;)

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Yorkshire achieved. Home of the peanut cuddling league, institutionally racsist police and lovely tea.

 

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Marmite.

 

Best crisps that is, not whether folks like Pisshats or not.

 

Looks splendid, mind.

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And "good honest broadband".

 

I hate that cunt.

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Marmite.

 

Best crisps that is, not whether folks like Pisshats or not.

 

Looks splendid, mind.

 

Oooh yeah. Can you still get them? I thought they were just a special edition.

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Ive got 20 mins to wait for the train and 20p in my pocket.

 

What fun activity will I engage in?

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Well, having a hole in yrr pocket might be a better start..

 

* if you're lucky you could get one for 20p

 

** ah.. Not South Yorkshire :(

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Incorrect. It was not "have an poo".

 

The correct answer was......

 

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See how obese one has become and lament previous bodyshapes from earlier in life.

 

 

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^^ I'm 20.8 on that contraption :(

You cant be heavier than me man. Have you tried taking your wallet out of your pockey?!

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Re Marmite crisps - Sainsbury's have them. Sometimes so do Poundland*

 

*stock levels erratic

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You cant be heavier than me man. Have you tried taking your wallet out of your pockey?!

I have no wallet but a hole with a view... Yes ;)

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More shit train action.

 

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Slammy doors and slidey windows ftw.

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So i was correct* with my guess then. That Passat is a belter, tyres slicked as well. Nice.

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Curry Ringos.... They weren't out for long, caused many playground punch ups due to limited supply. Salt and shake would be my choice today though.

 

I like the sound of having a b5 again, are these now shite fodder?

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More shit train action.

 

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Slammy doors and slidey windows ftw.

 

much sadness at no moor Paxman Valenta in the trusty old class 43

 

they made little hairs stand up on back of my neck.

 

chodspeed

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Second last train achieved.

 

Looks to be a luxury one with reclining chairs.

 

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Well I know you said you didn't want to swap cars with Billy, but buying a Passat is an extreme way of ensuring that doesn't happen!

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Last train!

 

Blokes arse this time round as Im not sexist.

 

 

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Lets see what Honest John thinks:

 

What's good:

 

Trim lasts well (much better than in earlier models).

 

Properly looked after, these cars can stay looking new for years.

 

Excellent economy from TDI 90 and 110 - many owners will better 50 mpg.

 

Comparatively good performance in NCAP crash tests.

 

Fourth most reliable car in 2001 Fleet News Survey of 620,000 fleet cars mostly under 3 years old.

 

 

That alone sounds terrible enough for me to see the Roffle ensuing tonight.

 

Besides, Walkers Max Paprika pimped with Lidl's red pepper and chilli Crefee.

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you're coming to the Black Country... the Yam Yam land!!!

orlright mukka  ah bin ya? 

 

its a bit black over bills mothers here at the minute..

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Goodbye WW.. absolute pleasure to meet you. Chod speed and hope you enjoy the journey

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