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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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Full size rock drum kit with practice pads. Im going to chance my arm on the bay next free listing day at £80 but if anyone wants to offer me £70 collected from PR5 land then the space would be appreciated.

 

Rock starrz skull not included

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Not on eBay yet (and hoping to avoid it) but does anyone want some roof bars for a Honda Civic five door, Rover 25, Rover 400 (five door) and I think they fit others too, will check later?

£20-ish plus postage or collect from sunny West Cheshire.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Not on eBay but does anyone want a 225/45/17 tyre on a five stud Renault alloy? I think it's froma Laguna. The wheels looks a bit shit in places but there's stacks of tread on the tyre.

£25 ono, can strip off wheel if you only want tyre or only want wheel.

 

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SOLD!

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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Not on eBay but does anyone want a 225/45/17 tyre on a five stud Renault alloy?

No, but if you come across a 155/70/13T let me know will you. I need a spare.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Eyes shall be kept peeled, M. You have pm by the way.

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Lumme! :shock:

My old Auntie used to have some of those trays. I can remember distinctly eating some jam sandwiches and drinking Creamola Foam off them as they teetered precariously off the edge of the doors on her old Corsair.

They hooked over the window didn't they, with little legs that (allegedly) steadied them against the door. :D

 

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GLWTS etc....

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Lumme! :shock:

My old Auntie used to have some of those trays. I can remember distinctly eating some jam sandwiches and drinking Creamola Foam off them as they teetered precariously off the edge of the doors on her old Corsair.

They hooked over the window didn't they, with little legs that (allegedly) steadied them against the door. :D

 

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GLWTS etc....

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Does anyone want any tyres?

 

1x205/50/15 (about 5mm of tread)

 

1x225/60/16 (about 6mm of tread)

 

1x205/65/15 Dunlop (new)

 

1x185/65/15 (about 6mm of tread)

 

1x225/65/16 about 4-5mm of tread.

 

The Dunlop and the 185/65/15 are on wheels, the others are loose and the loose ones have no repairs done and don't need any either.

 

I need 'em gone so just make an offer, I'm not easily offended about price and will post out at cost.

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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MicraSheds Assortment of Shite for your enjoyment

Including a Cissy and Ada moment, and a very rare 1946 Gillette Ranger.

 

 

I know you've specifically stated it in the ad, but does no postage extend to here? I'd be interested in that disclok

I imagine it would be about the £9 mark due to its weight - the problem I have is finding something to wrap it in.

Leae it with me and I;ll try and sort something out tomorrow.

eBay wont list my razor because it comes with (vintage) blades. Twunts.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I have finally listed the CD player from my old SEAT if anyone wants a punt. I've listed it as 'for parts' but it was working perfectly in 2009. I still even have the box for it. :D

 

ALPINE

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

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USB hard drive anyone?

 

£5 shiters discount on BIN applies!

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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How about a mobile phone for those who don't do technology?

 

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It has many features like, err, a keypad, incoming and outgoing calls and text messaging. Probably ideal GR8 4 UR NAN or for kids. You'd have to despise them a bit though as turning up to school with one of these would be like turning up to school in 1979 with workboots instead of Doc Martens for daily use and Dunlop Greenflash trainers for PE.

Alternatively keep it at work in your locker and exchange sex text messages* with that fit bird in the office/some tart you met when you were hammered and you can't remember what she looks like**. Or maybe you have a Maestro so this is like cutting edge technology to you and you can sit on your bonnet loudly discussing C&A share prices outside Burtons.

 

£12.50 of your finest earth pounds inc. delivery to most (but not all) of good old Blighty.

 

 

*Don't blame me if your partner finds out. I accept no responsibility for the fanny**** magnetism that exudes forth from this device.

 

**Handy as I don't think has a camera so the mystery and suspense will continue until you see her again and discover she's*** got more tattoos and stubble than your average lifer. And probably has a cock too. In fact, several cocks. Some of which are kept her in her pockets as souvenirs.

 

***She/he.

 

****Cock/fanny.

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