What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[omegod]

Remarkable scenes at the weekend in company of other shiters , I left my number with a lovely old duffer in a chance car park conversation  when admiring their car 5 ....yes ... 5 years ago  ! I received the call and have collected some prime 80's chod ! 

Thread to follow at some point  

[paulplom]

My mate's just landed after a two month stint in Thailand. 

He brought me two gifts.

[myglaren]

'Oral Jelly', as opposed to?

[cobblers]

Anal jelly? 

[Dyslexic Viking]

I think we need an explanation about the use of that.

[High Jetter]

I didn't think plumbers ever need it 🤣

[paulplom]

It's an age thing apparently.

[cobblers]

1 hour ago, High Jetter said:

I didn't think plumbers ever need it 🤣

They just wind 20 turns of ptfe round it and leave it all hanging out and looking a right old mess 😂

[beko1987]

5 hours ago, New POD said:

If  you live in Scotland maybe invest in winter tyres for winter, but being somewhere milder in the UK I always end up buying wet grip A rated as its always fucking drizzling. 

(Rainsport 5s at 120 quid each) 

My qq came with 2 very nice winter tyres on the front. 

In this cold weather their ace, but I'm going to start saving now as I know come the end of summer they'll be worn out from the hot roads 😢

Even if it does snow I'll wfh 🤷😂

[IronStar]

I started at a new job 3 weeks ago. I've noticed two things so far:

I don't hate my life on Sunday, and dread the fact that it's Monday tomorrow.

Despite being completely disorganised compared to the previous place, I'm actually looking forward to doing the work,

 

Didn't have this for a looooong time.