Event Shitefest 2018 (U.K.) Chez Saabnut 9-10th june

[RobT]

drum's yank with urgent brakes (as Tayne found out)

 

 

Saabnut's mate and his Riley camper. Contains XUD from a Rover 418, Saab seats

 

 

And these

 

[RobT]

Happy Scotlander not in a Volvo

 

 

 

 

Men trying to fix a Goddess

 

 

Different men eating chips in Aberdeen.

 

 

Want Euro meat?

 

 

Field of Dreams (Northern division)

 

 

This weekend is proving sublime. I'm glad I made the effort!

[SiC]

Looks great fun up there. Unfortunately family commitments tomorrow made this weekend a total no-go.

[hairnet]

Breakfast was bacon cheese biscuit

 

Went simeone in Philly

 

Interesting good job it was only 11 bucks

 

Other shite also

 

 

At one stage the car was doing 22 mpg

 

Ragged in the mountains and air con on

 

Now only 77

 

 

Omg my eyes - also saw Pontiac Aztec after that

 

No helmet needed in pa but all Harley's and 3 other sportsbike's did

 

You see more booted Jetta's focus and Camry's and shizz than at home

 

Lots of volvos and Audi's too not being driven like dicks shock

 

Omg they still make accents

 

Simeone porn I'll post more when I get home

 

Meep meep

 

This was hairnets shitefest

[Felly Magic]

The 4 blokes in a Montego vid needs to be recreated

[Junkman]

Breakfast was bacon cheese biscuit

 

Went simeone in Philly

 

Interesting good job it was only 11 bucks

 

Other shite also

 

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At one stage the car was doing 22 mpg

 

Ragged in the mountains and air con on

 

Now only 77

 

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Omg my eyes - also saw Pontiac Aztec after that

 

No helmet needed in pa but all Harley's and 3 other sportsbike's did

 

You see more booted Jetta's focus and Camry's and shizz than at home

 

Lots of volvos and Audi's too not being driven like dicks shock

 

Omg they still make accents

 

Simeone porn I'll post more when I get home

 

Meep meep

 

This was hairnets shitefest

 

Errrr...what?

[John F]

At a guess: Hairnet hasn't realised he's not at shitefest & is shitposting random yank pictures into this thread.

[hairnet]

Turned TV on

 

American pickers in England

[johngarty]

Turned TV on

 

American pickers in England

 

Should there be a Yankfest thread?

[cms206]

They do; the only issue is that even to get them down that low they still dip down onto the scuttle before coming back up.

do they sit higher when switched on?

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[rml2345]

^ Linkage might have been apart at some point and the motor isn't quite at the right point, hence the wee bob downwards before sweeping up.

I arrived back at base about half past midnight having had a superb, if slightly midgey invested Shitefest '18. Have a good morning folks!

[brownnova]

I've said it before... and I'll say it again.... one year I really will make it to shitefest!!!

 

Looks like an awesome time is being had.

[Sloth in a bowl]

You know you've been to shitefest when...

 

...you can play join the dots with your midge bites

 

...you are carrying somebody else's stuff home as their Wartburg died.

 

...you look upon Asda's bogs as a thing of finest luxury

 

Thanks to Saabnut for being an excellent host and RobT for the ride to the chippy. And thanks to everyone else for making shitefest what it is.

[Datsuncog]

Looks like a tremendous time was had by all! Vintage stuff, fo' sho'.

 

In an attempt to channel my jealousy into something productive, and for all of us who didn't manage to make it along this year for one reason or another...

 

 

In my mind I’m going to Aberdeenshire.  Can’t you hear the Saabs rust, can’t you just see that big bus?
Ain’t it just like some friends of mine, with square sausage and wine? Yes, I’m going to Aberdeenshire in my mind.

 

Blue Acclaim in the silver sun, Vactan fresh and watch it shine; some said it was out of time.
They were welding thirteen hours – I’m crying, ain’t I? I’m going to Aberdeenshire in my mind.

 

There ain’t no doubt in no-one’s mind that shite’s the finest thing around,
Driving something rough that grinds.
And hey, babe, the breakfast’s on fire – I’m choking, ain’t I? I’m going to Aberdeenshire in my mind.

 

In my mind, I’m going to Aberdeenshire. Can’t you smell the derv smoke, can’t you just feel the midge bites?
Ain’t it just like some friends so bold, in a Wartburg and an Olds; yes I’m going to Aberdeenshire in my mind.

 

Dark and silent late last night, think I might have heard the A90 calling.
XUD clatter and bags of chups.
Wheeltrim signs in the hedge they say I’m going, going, I’m gone to Aberdeenshire in my mind.

 

Now with a holy host of shiters standing round me, still I’m on the far side of the sea.
And it seems the road goes on like this forever, you must forgive me,
If I’m up and gone to Aberdeenshire in my mind.

 

In my mind I’m going to Aberdeenshire. Can’t you taste the Buckfast, can’t you just smell the tent gas?
Ain’t it just like some brave old friends, with a Dacia 1310? Yes I’m gone to Aberdeenshire in my mind.

Got to make it to Shitefest someday,
Gotta make it to Shitefest someday,
Gotta make it one day to Shitefest.

[cms206]

MY CARS BEEN FUCKING STOLEN

 

HIPPY BASTARD

 

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[chaseracer]

The Bosnian police are on the case.

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

What happened to the Wartburg?

[chaseracer]

The DDR...

[cms206]

DECKER

 

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[Wack]

I was getting a bit confused as well, I thought they'd opened an American airbase in Aberdeen for a bit

[chaseracer]

If that's the Wartburg behind the Big Yellow Playbus, you probably want to shorten the towrope a smidge...

[17-Coffees]

Had a great time meeting and catching up with everyone, drank way too much on the Friday night (sorry!) but loved having a look at everything!

 

Top fun as always!

[JohnK]

I’m home and have gotten the tent out of the car.

Still not gotten it back in the bag though.

 

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And Richard, Supanought and I got to drive the Bentley.

Mrs K did get a video of you, 17-Coffee's, Captain70's and later Hooli battling on with it. We had a good laugh, video will be up later!

[beko1987]

Myself and Mr cms are back at Barrhead bus station awaiting the big yellow bus and Ghosty! I'm 700 miles down, and off to Peterboghorror next! Shall be kipping somewhere en route though I feel

[BavarianRetro]

Fucking hell, you've seen the sights this weekend. After Borrheid bus station, there is no more in life to see.

 

Well, that's the experience of most people who've been there.

[Supernaut]

And Richard, Supanought and I got to drive the Bentley.

I'm currently looking for something to merge the clips together so I can post the videos.

 

In the meantime, have some photos.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just as I pulled up in the Fiat 500 in front of the shed... the clutch cable snapped! I feel really bad about it, but Saabnut, the legend that he is, practically shrugged it off! I'm still really really sorry though! I'm not far away, so can offer an extra pair of hands when repairing it.

[Richard]

The eyes of a man who is trying really hard not to break another car.

 

[Supernaut]

[Supernaut]

Oh, have some Montego porn.

 

 

 

 

Some other attendees too.

 

 

 

[Guest Michie131]

Must say thanks to everyone, for this being my induction to the forum. Had a great time 10/10 would go again. Thanks again!