It’s Saturday. Time for something REALLY stupid.

[Cavcraft]

Genuinely have a feeling of woe about this, without doubt my most stupid purchase/collection attempt EVER. If it makes it back (5-6 miles) I’ll be amazed.

 

Two batteries, one jump pack, jump leads, mini-air compressor, one point five cans of fuel and a virtual prayer mat...

 

[Rocket88]

Looks like a starter kit for a suicide bomber.............

[garethj]

First dibs if it's another orange MG Midget

[chrisjvm]

A king-sized sheet and some bamboo cane might be a better bet in this weather Mr C ....

 

Good luck.

[Cavcraft]

*Delayed until next weeek, FFS

[SiC]

Box of matches too, it things go all wrong?

[chaseracer]

*Delayed until next weeek, FFS

 

Stand down, troops...

[chrisjvm]

Awww ... Unsmiley face.

 

Was looking forward to ' collekshun Fred'

 

Toddles off to divert dizzappoint with bacon sarnie.

[hairnet]

I rang mi5 hence abort

[Timewaster]

Argh. A whole week in suspense.

[richardthestag]

any clues? not sure I can maintain this wood for a week

[Guest Hooli]

Looks like a starter kit for a suicide bomber.............

Should start most things, what makes it make specific?

[Ben_O]

anti climax

[Jim Bell]

This thread ruined my orgasm.

[Mr Bump]

Ich nichten lichten

[cobblers]

reported to mods

[eddyramrod]

reported to mods

Why?  What have a bunch of scooter boys got to do with it?

[Guest Hooli]

It's just to get them over so we can set the greebos on them...

[anonymous user]

If you need two batteries, is it something 24 volt? If so, it's either a tractor unit for an artic or you have bought a crusty camper bus.

[Guest Hooli]

Not always. Lots of large diesels (often Japanese) have twin batteries on 12v systems to increase CCA.

[SiC]

I reckon the alternator is fucked, so he was going to drive until a battery is flat and then swap.

[Guest Hooli]

What's does the Morrisons button on the air compressor do?

 

Deploys an emergency inflatable milf

[0ldCh0d]

Is it this? From the Truck Shite Thread....

 

[purplebargeken]

Gotta be a Pug or a Focus. Maybe Scenic.

[Cavcraft]

The tow rope is a red herring, I don't actually know why I was planning on taking that. Sadly, very sadly, it's not that Road-Train.