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The chap i bought my 1602 from had one of them Velrorex's, I wondered what it was, You can just about see it in the corner of this photo.

 

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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Velorexes were pretty much free in Czech until not long ago. The Czechs don't rate 'em much, but they all tell tales of driving 'em without the canvas on the body - that is meant to be properly good fun.

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I would love a 305 van, they are indestructible.

 

Distance: 551.2 miles

 

Ah. And no T or T. :(

I was thinking the exact same thing... wonder hoe much welding it needs?
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-STARSKY-HUTCH-FORD-GRAN-TORINO-RESTO-PROJECT_W0QQitemZ320453399932

 

"Yo starsky! Bay City Motors here"

 

"Hey guys, OK hit me with it"

 

"OK you asked for it Starsky!

 

-NS and OS vehicle structure corroded to excess within 30 cm of suspension mounting.

-NS and OS vehicle structure corroded to excess within 30 cm of seatbelt mountings.

-NS and OS vehicle structure corroded to excess within 30 cm of steering component mountings.

-OSF lower suspension balljoint displaying excessive free play.

-NSF lower suspension balljoint displaying excessive free play.

-Vehicle exhaust emissions outside prescribed limits for age of vehicle.

-fuel system pipework showing excess corrosion.

-Exhaust system inadequately secured and leaking (unable to check CO).

-NSF Tyre Incorrect size-"

 

"Incorrect size? Jeez guys gimme a break wont ya"

 

"Hey starsky i'm sorry! Just bein' honest wit ya. What do you want us to do? We can give ya an estimate, but it aint gonna be pretty!"

 

"Goddamit guys, i'm puttin it on eBay. If no-one buys it i'm gonna scrappage it against a Kia Picanto"

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These must be very rare, This one has only done 1096 miles from new! :shock:

Lovely car, but £10K strikes me as a bit excessive......
Mash Rank: Renault 16

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These must be very rare, This one has only done 1096 miles from new! :shock:

Lovely car, but £10K strikes me as a bit excessive......
It started off at £4k about a year ago which was reasonable, will be lucky to get ten grand for a car you can't actually use. I've seen really detailed pics of it and it is however absolutely as new 8)
Mash Rank: Renault 16

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This sounds nice, Mk 2 Fiesta 1.1 Ghia auto with only 32k and a years MOT for £450ono, Shame about the crap photo but it's looks clean enough in it.

 

 

Oooh it's in Yorkshire. Hmm I wanted one of these as a daily a few years back, dare I get yet another 80s car to give me grief in a few months time??
Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Lovely car, but £10K strikes me as a bit excessive......

It started off at £4k about a year ago which was reasonable, will be lucky to get ten grand for a car you can't actually use. I've seen really detailed pics of it and it is however absolutely as new 8)
£4k I could sort of maybe understand, if I really wanted a 30 year old Datsun to occasionally wander about in. Maybe. Every mile would devalue it and destroy a bit of its uniqueness, but it wouldn't be a crime. Keep it clean and hope it'll be worth something with 6000 miles on the clock.

 

£10k is perfect Rover SD1 Vitesse money, or a very very nice Mk2 RS2000 Custom. It's useable 911 Carrera 3.2 or a nice Bentley Turbo R. It's the best Range Rover Classic out there, a world of choice.

 

If I spent £10k on a 160J I'd want someone to shoot me.

michiel Rank: Renault 16

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If I win the lottery I shall employ Bollox & Hirst to write all my future dialogues and all my contributions to this forum. Damn, you make me LOL.Also, OMG QUARTIC!!

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If I win the lottery I shall employ Bollox & Hirst to write all my future dialogues and all my contributions to this forum. Damn, you make me LOL.

Wouldn't need to win the lottery to beat my current wage, some gravy train I'm on.
CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

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oh ffs someone is selling that Datsun for 2x the-last-price again ?

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Wow, that Granada is an early one for MKIII.Id love to have that, but as per, its up north. Typical!

michiel Rank: Renault 16

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If I win the lottery I shall employ Bollox & Hirst to write all my future dialogues and all my contributions to this forum. Damn, you make me LOL.

Wouldn't need to win the lottery to beat my current wage, some gravy train I'm on.
Can't afford anything on my wage, but I could pay you in brochures for a while...
Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Cliff Richard's old Capri. I'd love to him to be reunited with it (at 50mph whilst he stands in the road).

DUE TO THE OBVIOUS SIGNIFICANCE OF THE CELEBRITY LINK TO THE PREVIOUS OWNER THE V5 REGISTRATION DOCUMENT HAS NOT, IN FACT, BEEN RETURNED TO THE DVLA SWANSEA FOR RE-REGISTRATION IN THE NEW KEEPERS NAME & ADDRESS. AS SUCH THE REGISTERED KEEPER REMAINS AS "CLIFF RICHARD" AND SHOWS AS JUST 1 PREVIOUS OWNER

GR8 FOR CLIFF RCHRD GETTIN UR SPEEDIN TIKETS ON WAY HOME.
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1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 L

 

£350 BIN. In Bishops Stortford. They're always in Bishops Stortford.

 

Tempting, but 99% of my funds are tied to christmas. This ebay voucher says £315 to me :(

Why is the 1.1 L insurance group 4?

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1981 Ford Cortina 1.6 GL

 

Cortina in Scotland - I knew it would be before I even looked at the location, on account of the weird house with the "shipping container" upper half. Dunno what they're all about, must be a Scottish thing.

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No, they have them in other depressing locations too, for example Essex and Luton. "not suitable for mortgage purposes"

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There's a street in Silver End in Essex in which every house has a flat roof, It's the most depressing place I've been to.

 

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How about this Uno with 45000 miles, MOT until March and some pretty jazzy graphics for £195.

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