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seth Rank: Renault 16

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PLaying catch up again....That Farina diesel looks like a great way to go round in an oval very slowly. I used to get up to around 32mpg out of mine before I fitted the 1800 engine. Then I could get up to 34mpg.

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There's a simple explanation. Anyone who buys a 180 has to have serious mental issues, so it stands to reason that the people selling 'em are proper fuckwits.

Bit unfair that, I visited Vicsmith today and he didn't display any particularly obvious signs of serious mental issues.

 

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Though he does get a bit ruffled if you highlight the fact that they no longer produce episodes of the game show "Turnabout" - bit of a sticking point that one.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

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Jeez, France is a haven for shiters. Here is my official announcement that I am going to become a millionaire, move there and buy loads of chod.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Just get yourself an old guest-house and some hatchet-faced old german bint with a decent set of pins and you are all there. Millions of investment not necessary.

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Wonky-faced feminist Tracey Emin is supposedly moving to France if/when that 50% tax on the rich comes in, that's one good reason not to bother.

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

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Just mow her down in an old Citroen while wearing a beret, stripey jumper and onions, and smoking a gitanne, for instant englo-franco good relations

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Looks like a real enthusiasts collection that lot, skilfully stored by the looks of it too :roll:

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Thats it, i'm moving to France.....

 

How is it that VWPowered doesn't have about a million bits of shite knocking around by now? I don't think i'd be able to control myself if i saw that many Tagoras for sale (aaand breathe and repeat, 'must past test first')

 

That samba looks ACE, they're on my shortlist of 'first shite' when the time finally comes.

 

Edit: Leboncoin is a bit much really, i've not looked at anything past 400€ and there is already too much tat to filter through.

 

250 smackers! Yum!

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/76979531.htm?ca=12_s

 

be like the ghostbusters, but in the future! - 250 notes!

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/53347966.htm?ca=12_s

 

very early R5 - 300 well-spent french pounds

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/79334080.htm?ca=12_s

 

stupidly early visa - one hundred euros!

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/65781769.htm?ca=12_s

 

wow!!!....sans moteur though, 400€ to you guv

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/71693234.htm?ca=12_s

 

ok i'll stop now before i bust a nut

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Not really shite but for £2000 there can't be many more classy ways to travel?, I'd love to cruise about in this looking like a 70's vip, But what's with the snow on the ground in the photos?.

AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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"Musso1995 - Too good to scrap"

 

I doubt that. They weren't too good to scrap when they were new. And yours is a 14 year old boat shunted with no tax or test.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Musso1995-Too-goo ... _904wt_954

"If you haven't paid me before 12pm on Tuesday your bid will be cancelled and negative feedback left"

Clearly unaware that eBay won't allow sellers to leave negative feedback anymore!

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