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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Montego-1-6-Mayfair-Mot-Tax-Damaged-Salvage_W0QQitemZ180422224177QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?

still has rear arch's!!!

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Near me..............

If only, if only.

 

RE that sierra, do people still do cossie replicas? Reaaaally?

If i bought that, id bring my own pinto along, and leave him with the body panels and 2.0 engine, the look on his face....

Would that be a 1300 pinto?
brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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of course. Perhaps id then tell him i was planning a 1.3 base model replica, thatd add even more shock.

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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About 20 years ago a mate had a 1.3 Sierra base and it really wasn't as bad as you would think. Even with a 4 speed box it cruised the motorway quietly enough to hear the (extra cost) P21 push button radio.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I was well excited by that Marina. An early one in black tulip would be top of the heap. Though it seems it has not always been that colour. And the seller is suffering from some kind of delusional state. Roll cage & side impact bars MY ARSE.

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Everyone at work keeps telling me to scrap my Mk2 orion 1600 ghia for a new focus.

 

Why the hell would I want to do that? It's a 1991 (very late Mk2) - sills are mint, arches not too bad, diamond white, EFi. Pretty standard. Gets me from A to B happily. Starts every morning without fail. And costs me £70 a year to maintain. (£40 for MOT, £30 to service myself).

 

Also the car owes me £230 original purchase price. If some wanker demolishes it whilst on the road in an accident, it's not much money to lose. You lose more than that as soon as you drive a new focus off the forecourt.

 

Not only that... - provided I dont get it wrapped round a lamppost or a car - the value is only going to go up in price. Hows that for depreciation. I reckon its worth £350 now on ebay. I've owned it for two years, and I've had my £230's worth out of it, and yet I could probably sell it for more than that now.

 

Stuff your new focus's up your arse. I'm happy driving a fabulous piece of shite.

 

 

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What the! That's a pretty interesting spam approach, seems to take a random post and then throw a load of "BUY GOLD" ads at the bottom. Wonder if it'll do one of my posts at some stage.Anyway, that Montego sounds like a great little project, I'd love to take that on. Take the back lights out, whack the back panel with a hammer so it sits fairly straight, take it for VIC, re-MOT it, then drive around illegally minicabbing to success. It'd fit in quite well with most taxi companies around here, they love a bit of "salvage repairable".Shame it's not closer really, don't think I'd want to drive it up the M1 looking like that.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Everyone at work keeps telling me to scrap my Mk2 orion 1600 ghia for a new focus.

 

Why the hell would I want to do that? It's a 1991 (very late Mk2) - sills are mint, arches not too bad, diamond white, EFi. Pretty standard. Gets me from A to B happily. Starts every morning without fail. And costs me £70 a year to maintain. (£40 for MOT, £30 to service myself).

 

Also the car owes me £230 original purchase price. If some wanker demolishes it whilst on the road in an accident, it's not much money to lose. You lose more than that as soon as you drive a new focus off the forecourt.

 

Not only that... - provided I dont get it wrapped round a lamppost or a car - the value is only going to go up in price. Hows that for depreciation. I reckon its worth £350 now on ebay. I've owned it for two years, and I've had my £230's worth out of it, and yet I could probably sell it for more than that now.

 

Stuff your new focus's up your arse. I'm happy driving a fabulous piece of shite.

 

 

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Copy and paste WANKER. I hope you contract cat aids and pass it on to your mum and dad who are brothers anyway.

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

FredTransit

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Ah don't quote the git, now when he's deleted the stupid links he's put in his posts will stay in your quote!

binhoker668 Rank: Citroen Ami

binhoker668

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Do I win £5?

 

ELEVEN RANCHOS FOR SALE

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/73684756.htm?ca=12_s

You defo win 5 clams. Shit as they may be, I always loved that design - even when I was wee.

Very satisfying to the eye. Surely 'twould be fair easy to drop a more bombastic engine in there and have a pure sexmachine?

I'll have the matt green and black one thanks.

CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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Do I win £5?

 

ELEVEN RANCHOS FOR SALE

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/73684756.htm?ca=12_s

You defo win 5 clams. Shit as they may be, I always loved that design - even when I was wee.

Very satisfying to the eye. Surely 'twould be fair easy to drop a more bombastic engine in there and have a pure sexmachine?

I'll have the matt green and black one thanks.

I'll take the red one thanks. I had model of one when I was like 8 but didn't know what it was untill about 3 years ago.
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-ESCORT-ESTATE ... mobiles_UK?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2000-W-REG-ROVER- ... mobiles_UK?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-FORD-FIESTA- ... mobiles_UK?

never been welded

So whats holding it together then :lol:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-MARINA-1-3 ... mobiles_UK?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-TRIUMPH-ACCL ... mobiles_UK?

Posted Image Nice spoiler :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SINGER-VOGUE-BROW ... mobiles_UK?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-BEDFORD-WHIT ... mobiles_UK?

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FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

FredTransit

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Ah the old 'quick take a pic of it now, while it's freshly washed ans still wet' ploy!!

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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Ah the old 'quick take a pic of it now, while it's freshly washed ans still wet' ploy!!

Otherwise known as the eBay wax....
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