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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Yes please!, Not sure about the £950 BIN but it is awesome, Look at the interior!.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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He's used some smart yellow 'sports tape' to 'colour code' the indicator stalks! Strictly a classy move.WHAT A POS

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Yowser, that Marina Van is WORLD CLASS SHITE.

 

I would love to own that, imagine rolling up at rich folks houses for work with 'teh Pog Survey Co.' brush painted down the sides. Absolute quality.

 

 

And a surefire way to go bust pretty quickly

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I like the drivers door mirror that points to the ground and is that a big black roof spoiler on the top i spy there?.Even the plate has the sign of the devil on it!, The more i look at the photos the better they get!.

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I would love to own that, imagine rolling up at rich folks houses for work with 'teh Pog Survey Co.' brush painted down the sides. Absolute quality.

Even better than that, I saw a MK3 Transit the other day with "CARPET FITTER" written on the bonnet using bits of roughly cut-up Duck tape. It wasn't even lined up right, it was about 4 inches too far to the left.
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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"Hello, is that Autoshite Assist?"

"Certainly"

"Yeah, my old rammle has broken down again, can you come and get me home"

"Sure, be there in a few hours. Bye!"

 

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Truly awesome!

Wow. Text suggests it's non-turbo too. Not fast then...
About as quick as his chances of selling it for £2295 I'd imagine. It's a four hundred quid truck with a £200 back, no winch and an extra axle to make it weigh more and carry less.
FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Correct, all show and no go. I would have thought the back was worth a bit more though.

Albert Ross Rank: Renault 16

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The reg plate on the Marina, with the three 6's in a row, looks like reversed lower case A's. Coupled with the first section of the plate, it looks like "CRaaaP"!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Not very cheap but a lovely looking early SD1, I love the corner marker on the front bumper!.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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OOOoooh.

 

It's a Renault. It's tax exempt. It's local-ish. It looks solid. It's my 30th birthday and I haven't bought myself anything yet. I have plenty of room for it at the moment.

 

I'm not doing too good a job of talking myself out of this, am I?

michiel Rank: Renault 16

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Congratulations on the purchase of the Break wuvvum! :wink: Oh, and happy birthday too.

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1977 Saab 99GL

 

Looks alright for £250 plus a bit of tinkering.

 

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1986 Ford Sierra 1.6 L E-Max

 

Wow! What a beauty, possibly the worst colour that Sierras were available in. And it even has the E-Max "lean burn" engine! Bet they're awkward to get bits for now, if I recall they have all their own special gaskets and the likes. I remember my dad wanting one of those as he's always been spectacularly tight with petrol, he ended up with a normal 1.6 L though. I reckon the only reason we didn't have a 1.3 Sierra back in the day is because he couldn't find one. Anyway, I would love it.

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1988 SEAT Marbella L

 

Wow, a Doctor-grade Marbella!

 

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1985 Ford Escort 1.3 L

 

This is exactly the kind of Escort my mate's stepdad would sell from his house in the mid 90s. This is just before it receives its pre-sale valet (half a bucket of muddy rain water and a sponge robbed from the washing-up bowl).

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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But Wuv's-havent you already got one?

Not any more - sold it to a chap on Retro Rides when I ran out of space a few months back (before I took my unit on).
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"I have some left ova Tarmac Guv, I'll do ya drive for a good price"

 

 

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In lovely nick (Apart from the racing seats) But how much!. :shock:

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