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Great news, one of those god-awful pikey shitbox pink limos has bitten the dust.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lincoln-4-6-litre-V8-engine-AUTO-BOX-runs_W0QQitemZ250345641127

"The engine runs fine and the car was driven into us"

 

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At quite some speed by the looks of it! I've seen absolutely loads of rubbish US-spec limos out on the streets lately, no idea where they're all surfacing from, did the US send over a huge RoRo shipment of rough-edged 15 year old limos recently? It seems like I see at least 2-3 every day now. Think I'll start up a thread on this issue actually.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Hey, that Carina estate's only in Bungay, not far away at all! Seriously Hirst, if you want it looked at or even temporarily stored here then I can assist.As it comes from round this way, it's something of a miracle it hasn't been exported/banger raced.

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Carina Wagon is TOTALLY AWESOME. I have sent some Q's to the sella. Mostly about whether the silver dog mascot is included.

TheScrapman Rank: Austin Maxi

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Carina Wagon is TOTALLY AWESOME. I have sent some Q's to the sella. Mostly about whether the silver dog mascot is included.

I live in Bungay town centre. More than happy to go and have a look for you. May be able to store it for a few weeks if required...
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NEWS JUST IN !!!11!!!1!!!

 

Emergency services report a KNACKER SACKS bomb has just exploded in the Crewe aera showering those in the vicinty with natural yoghurt and polyester Primark thong.

 

Police are urging any witnesses who saw the Hirstute Janet Ellis lookalike moments before the "STICKY BOMB" detonation to cum foward.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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NEWS JUST IN !!!11!!!1!!!

 

Emergency services report a KNACKER SACKS bomb has just exploded in the Crewe aera showering those in the vicinty with natural yoghurt and polyester Primark thong.

 

Police are urging any witnesses who saw the Hirstute Janet Ellis lookalike moments before the "STICKY BOMB" detonation to cum foward.

ROFLOLZOLOLZZPMSL

 

Sadly one has gone off in the leeds area too.. causing multiple casualties..

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

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This image illustrates eloquently why I never want to move back to the west coast of Scotland!!!
Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Carina estate didn't stay on there for long! Looks like you've been saved Hirst (presuming it wasn't you who rang and made him an offer he couldn't refuse).

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Carina estate didn't stay on there for long! Looks like you've been saved Hirst (presuming it wasn't you who rang and made him an offer he couldn't refuse).

Not me thankfully, wonder if it'll be later relisted with the grille removed at a higher price?
Albert Ross Rank: Renault 16

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V8-Check.Manual-check.Boot mounted spare-check.Holley 4 barrel-check.What's not to like?

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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The vents are a bit shit-looking but I suppose they serve a purpose

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Is it a US Spec bonnet?

Heep Rank: Austin Maxi

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Yes indeed, North American bonnet and clear front indicators. '63 spec rear indicators with the reverse light below the bumper? Except I don't think they had red reflectors below the brake lights. Strange.Also, 1968 and a 3500S? Don't think so...V8 didn't arrive until '69 and V8 with manual not until '71. Weird one.

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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WANT THAT 305

Engine Size: 1,769 cc

Thought they all had the 1.9 lumps though
Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

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WANT THAT 305

Engine Size: 1,769 cc

Thought they all had the 1.9 lumps though
I think thats the lump from the C15 van. Utterly luverly thing and only a couple of miles from me, and I know the seller....I MUST NOT BID, I MUST NOT BID, I MUST NOT BID, I MUST NOT BID*Finger hovering over the button*
Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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WANT THAT 305

Engine Size: 1,769 cc

Thought they all had the 1.9 lumps though
Nope. They started and ended with the 1905 engine but in between models had the 1769. I think the vans were all 1905 though.
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CAR-ADVICE_W0QQitemZ220332799371

GOT YOUR SELF A SHOGUNHERES SOME FREE ADVICE TO STOP THE COMMON FAULT OF THE GOOD OLD PROBLEMS WITH CYLINDER HEAD. AND OVER HEATINGCHANGE THE RADIATOR CAP.NO MORE OVER HEATING

I changed my radiator cap for a cheese sandwich, it didn't work, can I sue?
Hey, I note that the supplier of this quality advice got served a big fat neg on a plate for his trouble, and by an autoshiter too. Sterling work chap!
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CAR-ADVICE_W0QQitemZ220332799371

GOT YOUR SELF A SHOGUNHERES SOME FREE ADVICE TO STOP THE COMMON FAULT OF THE GOOD OLD PROBLEMS WITH CYLINDER HEAD. AND OVER HEATINGCHANGE THE RADIATOR CAP.NO MORE OVER HEATING

I changed my radiator cap for a cheese sandwich, it didn't work, can I sue?
Hey, I note that the supplier of this quality advice got served a big fat neg on a plate for his trouble, and by an autoshiter too. Sterling work chap!
And the best bit is he listed his "advice" in the Cars section so as well as a negative feedback he's going to be hit with about 30 quid in fees for his trouble. :D
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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LOL hadn't noticed that. Surely also means he paid about £8 just to list it at 10p.What a MONG.

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