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Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1979 Vauxhall Carlton 2000 Automatic

 

£795 secures this stunner!

 

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1983 Vauxhall Nova 1.2 L

 

Or £695 for this. Good gravy!

 

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1985 Ford Capri 2.0 Laser

 

"24 Years on and its For Sale for the original purchase price of £7497.83" Why didn't I think of that?! All this time I've been factoring depreciation into car sales, I never knew it was optional.

That Carlton looks georgeous. Nice pictures too. That Capri guy can fuck off.
I know where the pictures of the Carlton were taken, must be very local to me. What a stunner, and a bargain too, shame I'm skint as it's right up there in my list of 'Must-have tat' 8)
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Never knew these came in diesel, Nice motor though, Perfect for that cross europe driving holiday.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Perfect for that cross europe driving holiday.

As long as you wanted to cross Europe exceptionally slowly and at deafening decibels, that is.... :wink:
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Just luzz some old Iveco diesel lump into your 132 for a similar effect...

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"What look should I go for with my new dub?" 3....2.....1...."What about SLAMMED OVER BANDED STEELS??"

To be fair he might give it "the rattlecan of death" instead.
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Volvo 760 is class in a glass!Though the photos do suggest that a cartoon anvil/rik waller/8 bags of sand are stashed in the boot.Who cares about MPG - I think the 760 turdblower is the only car I have ever heard my mother describe in a positive fashion.

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"the car has been stored in a safe and private location"

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This is very funny. even the Q+A's are funny, which is rare!

Q: aiii, diss is dj finga lickin chickin, cluck cluck, bckkaaa!!!!!! i izz eyein up meselfs a nuu riiide for mii driive biiii's. brap brap, bckkaaa. rite now i izz packin a 2 bigga shoota to bang out mi corzaaa, ya heeer me? cluck cluck, dese peng lites wood makez a vectrez lk baaaaare cluckable. id be buzzing my movez "cluck dwn low, cluck dwn low, chickin breast, chicken thigh, chicken leg, chickin rhyme" cluck cluck wd u be interested in swaps 4 bare mounts keyringz bruv? i gotz lyk 115 or su'in. Irie dj finga lickin, bcckkaaa, cluck cluck, chickin bcckkaaa 29-Oct-09 A: oi oi main giiza! wha gwon? alwayz pack dem shootas wen u iz rollin wid chikinz. n*ggaz luv 2 jak da mega bukkits y0! my man jethro woz jus bussin wid dem notts gyalz wiv sum chikinz n got a 2by4 upside da head n BLAM dem chikinz woz gone

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-GSI-4X4-SILVER_W0QQitemZ150383227602

 

1 previous owner 29000 miles

 

this car has genuinly only covered 29000 miles from new

 

sounds nice

 

built on a immaculate genuine 4x4 shell also 1 owner and recipt for the shell is included in the auction

Oh right so its not the original shell then

 

he has now bought a mk1 escort and removed the engine to fit in that

 

No engine? Carry on

 

still has driveshafts and 2wd f20 gearbox fitted

so not the original gearbox either. So which bits have done 29k? the fuggin ashtray? :roll:
nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

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Saab is too'late' for a flat front -earlier panels prob bolted onto a later car.Nicer than mine, though...

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Hang on, either this is a scam or the seller is bi lingual......

Q:Gosh, I don't know what that language is but it sounds jolly exotic. Would those rather spiffing light clusters fit my Bentley Continental GT old chap? A:Tally-ho old Bean! That sounds like a most splendid idea, although they could get you kicked out of the polo club! Furthermore I digress my dear badger; they might spoil your camouflage when you're out shooting pheasants. What-ho.

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Dunno if we've had this, suspect I might have posted it before, but just look at it.

 

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1981 Skoda Estelle 105S

 

£1000 ono! I'd love one of these old Estelles. This is even the 105 with the 1.0L engine! I could drive around (slowly) pretending to be someone in the 80s who has to be very careful with their money. I could just hoard away 40% of my take home pay and pretend that it's going on a really harsh HP arrangement on the Estelle, then go to Co-op in some really drab clothes and load the front boot with the weekly shop - 20 economy burgers, a couple of tins of hot dogs in brine, own-brand oven chips, a loaf of Happy Bread and a single "Fudge" bar as a payday treat.

 

Then back home to watch Bullseye, stick one bar on the electric fire and have a bit of a cry.

mnde Rank: BL Wedge

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Dunno if we've had this, suspect I might have posted it before, but just look at it.

 

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1981 Skoda Estelle 105S

 

£1000 ono! I'd love one of these old Estelles. This is even the 105 with the 1.0L engine! I could drive around (slowly) pretending to be someone in the 80s who has to be very careful with their money. I could just hoard away 40% of my take home pay and pretend that it's going on a really harsh HP arrangement on the Estelle, then go to Co-op in some really drab clothes and load the front boot with the weekly shop - 20 economy burgers, a couple of tins of hot dogs in brine, own-brand oven chips, a loaf of Happy Bread and a single "Fudge" bar as a payday treat.

 

Then back home to watch Bullseye, stick one bar on the electric fire and have a bit of a cry.

Don't forget hoarding BP Shield stamps in the glovebox!

 

That's a CRACKER, in my favourite colour too: tomato soup red - same as my GSA. Love the WWW numberplate too. Gold star!

 

Mark.

darkfour Rank: Austin Maxi

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1990 Daihatsu Rocky aka Sportrak from fleabay in the good ol' US of A

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Daihatsu-Rocky-SE-1990_W0QQitemZ290363814364QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item439b0831dc

 

The description of this model on wikipedia is none too good "The engine is generally known to have performance difficulties..." and "The chassis rails are well known to trap rust and dirt as the drain holes become clogged, leaving the owner with large holes in the chassis which will fail the MOT test. For this reason alone numerous vehicles have been consigned to the scrapyard..."

 

So to avoid showing this the seller has chosen to list it with pics taken 15 years ago BEFORE it went into storage. The seller then gets sh1tty when someone asks if the photos are of the car in question! Fuggin' loser

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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I know used cars are expensive in the US, but $2k for a derelict Sportrak? :shock:

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