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Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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More inane nonsense from eBay's no.1 export from 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest':

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rolls-Shadow-One-01-01-1970-Sahara-Gold-over-chestnut_W0QQitemZ220201319803

 

The car's mileage reading of over £100,000

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in ten years we havent really had it serviced despite it needing it years ago

I've just asked him a question. HI M8 IS IT RWD N E GUD 4 DRIFTN? Two can play at the randomness game. :D
pandamonium Rank: Renault 16

pandamonium

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Q. May I ask, what is the story with the headroom? I have a third ear atop my head and really need a roominous auto for hiding my strangenes.. Please help.Reckon I'll get a reply?

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More inane nonsense from eBay's no.1 export from 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest':

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rolls-Shadow-One-01-01-1970-Sahara-Gold-over-chestnut_W0QQitemZ220201319803

 

The car's mileage reading of over £100,000

:roll:

 

in ten years we havent really had it serviced despite it needing it years ago

I've just asked him a question. HI M8 IS IT RWD N E GUD 4 DRIFTN? Two can play at the randomness game. :D
Ebay nobber quote-smoothest ride beats the Citroen anyday for smoothness.

 

Now I thought the suspension on these was a Citroen design?

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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Q: Shorly your not serious about comparing your can with a two door.if you are then may i inform you that a cornich is a totally different kettle of fish 12-Feb-08A: Never more serious am I about two and four doors - the 4 doors are always easier to get the women in the back than the two cornish women that is. The problem is is easier left with their shadow or for them to get out and leave you with the bills. You are not honestly suggesting you can get them back with the money and fit them all in the Cornish surely - that would be your problem I have other fish to fry what would we want with a cornish you couldnt do with the shadow - after all, the shadow had a song written about it, the Cornish only had a Rhapsody written about it which no-one surely ha the time to hear and so out of date now it's not tru.

:D:D:D
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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Wot a beast...

 

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OMGZ, how fierce is that?

A whole heap of JeepersCreepers/Duel scary coolness.

 

I shall buy it and use it to hunt down non-paying biddaz.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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They look like a pretty zany bunch.

Possibly screwball even. That’s the sort of thing that makes the front page of the local advertiser freebie-type rags.
Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

Mr Lobster

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This vehicle has never been smoked in.

Has had two very nice blondes sat in the car for the last 4,000 miles

Perfick.
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They look like a pretty zany bunch.

Possibly screwball even. That’s the sort of thing that makes the front page of the local advertiser freebie-type rags.
"Zany Blonde Women Drive To Rome In Not Particularly Old Car - Nothing Happened"
Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

Mr Lobster

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But! Whatever happened to the third blonde?

I was wondering that as there are blatantly only two of them....
Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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Is he typing the way he talks, or is he just a cretin?"WELL LOOKED AFTERED CLIO 1.9 DIESEL""AS THE MECHANIE TOLD HIM""THE CLIO HAS BIN SEATING ON HIS DRIVE 4 MONTHS NOW""THE RELAY HAS BEEN BYPASSED FOR THE GLOW PLUGS BUT A SWICTH HAS BIN ADD"

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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MY GOD!!!! ALLEGRO! WAGON!! ON STAG WHEELS!!!!!!ARGH - TROUSER ANIHILATION IMMINENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Even I think that Allegor is cool and I havent got a fuggin clue. 1500 too so 5 gears, an overhead cam and no problems keeping up on the motorway (till the engine wazzes oil all over the clutch)

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