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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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Srsly, what's not to like?

Looks jazzy, bet these go like shit off a shovel AND are gr8 for om nom nom motorway eatings AND pretty spacious... add in local and very reasonably priced....

 

It IS a Rover though, so I wouldn't get it past Mrs_Pog in a million years....

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Just tell Mrs Pog to 'relax - its a Rover', i'm sure that will reassure her. Oh and tell her to put a bit of cardboard under the engine if she's parking it anywhere posh.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Christ, you'd never get her driving it! Even getting her to sit in it would be a challenge due to her pathalogical hatred of rover's. They are for pensioners only in her crazy 'car rule book'.

 

Anyway, I have just spotted this, so will instantly forget the Rover...

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0382159563

 

Perhaps stretching the boundaries of shite somewhat, but it is now causing me a real 'sticky situation' as it were. I would love another of these for tear-arsing about the countryside in, they are much more 'involving' than the E36 I have now. Trouble is I am totally Jurassic Lint until later in the month. ARGHS.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I went to look at the Volvariomatic 340 today. It's a nice motor for someone with a few little issues but nowt serious that I could see. But it didn't win me over, so I'm not having it. Bloomin' good heater!

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Anyway, I have just spotted this, so will instantly forget the Rover...

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0382159563

182K!! That's bonkers.

 

I saw a Maxima QX V6 for sale at a ropey car dealer today, £395! Couldn't see what mileage it was though. Very tempting, I could get it and be in a similar situation to "The Duke" in Escape From New York, except I'd just rule over Bradford or somewhere.

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

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Good Condition Merc 300 :shock:

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1956-MERCEDES-300 ... 3a556cfa15

 

Tasty old Dog

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1969-ROVER-3-5-V8 ... 439bbbe009

 

Very nice

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Hillman-Super-Min ... 4cec4a3718

 

OH so very brown.....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-TRIUMPH-DOLO ... 3ca7e3d8f7

 

Rubber Band foosty....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-FORD-FIESTA- ... 2ea96dd766

 

Yup..thats Orange alright

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TRIUMPH-HERALD-13 ... 4a9cb499a4

 

Rising fast......

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DATSUN-160B-BLUEB ... 414acb89b1

 

Scene Tax ? but still unwanted it seems.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-1600-TA-FASTBA ... 439bab8cdd

 

Anotyher dodgy old Merc

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mercedes-benz-190 ... 2ea97aa277

 

Cheap Landy ?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1972-LAND-ROVER-G ... 1e595b6d36

 

Shit looking Viva

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1972-VAUXHALL-VIV ... 1c0e63ef2d

 

Yorkshire Space ship............

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-CITROEN-CX-2 ... 439bbc507a

 

I so want this..............

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-VIVA-SL- ... 2c51fc1a30

 

Manky Manc Motor....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 414b0e0d19

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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182k on a BMW is not anything to worry about, especially if it's not long had an engine rebuild. My current E36 is also on 182k, my brother's E30 is over the 200k, and my old 318iS was on 177k when I sold it. All of those have come with reams of service history. It's all about the maintainance on them. My 325i had a much more 'sensible' mileage, but was a pup as it had not been looked after.

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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Cool! I love the very 'futuristic '80s' DeLorean-style logo on these early '80s Hyundais.

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Cripes! - the interior of that Hyundai reminds me of the Tomy ROBO 1 game I used to have.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Cripes! - the interior of that Hyundai reminds me of the Tomy ROBO 1 game I used to have.

LOLZ
Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

Mr Lobster

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there is little or no rust on the bodywork

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SRY, I DNT BELIEVE U.

Vin Rank: Renault 16

Vin

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Mmm star cunts!
my mate posted this to me the other day, why use a 1300 Viva for a stunt car?!

 

surely there are better!

I once went to a 'Monster Truck' show at the old Ashbyville ground at Scunthorpe. Warm up was a lad on a BMX and two Vivas driving up ramps and going on 2 wheels (I may have some grainy pics). Truck was rubbish as all it did was drive over a MK1 Cav and an Escort, then stalled halfway over an Imp and a Princess. End of show. Not very good really. There were complaints in the local paper about it.
r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

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Let's have a couple of Yanks.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-FORD-MERCURY-GRAND-MARQUIS-LS-V8-LPG-PETROL_W0QQitemZ280433099036

£1,500 seems quite good value on a pound-per-lb basis, no?

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PONTIAC-GRAND-LE-MANS-1978-GOLD-BEIGE-2-DR_W0QQitemZ150393107356

What a beauty! I wonder what this will go for.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-Chrysler-Lebaron-T-T-ready-to-drive-no-reserve_W0QQitemZ300370972757

Realistically priced, in a way Raymanboy seems unable to understand. 2.2-litre turbo puts out, from memory, either 146bhp or 174bhp, both of which sound plenty for a K-Car chassis.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1968-FORD-GALAXIE-500-GOLD-6-3-V8_W0QQitemZ250540672502

Ideal for matt-blacking and impersonating the KLF. Was it them who did that Dr. Who song? Something to do with Bill Drummond anyway.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-MERCURY-SABLE-LS_W0QQitemZ280428031355

Presumably an ex-USAF serviceman's car?

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-thunderbird-super-coupe-LHD_W0QQitemZ150386766008

Let's finish up with a supercharged V6 Thunderbird, always liked this shape. I read in one of those US car industry books (Comeback? The Reckoning? One of them) that the project team who created this got a massive bollocking from Ford chairman Don Petersen because the car was overweight and overbudget, despite being miles better than the domestic competition. No bonuses for them!

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An utterly dreadful bodykit, I've had the misfortune of seeing it for real. You can get them for other cars too.Once saw a white Fiesta done up with it, looked like a huge blob of chewing gum.

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