Egregious Lancia purchase from salty sea island and watery lakes. NOW WITH RUST PERVAGE and WEIRD ITALIAN VANS

[Guest Breadvan72]

Hello, if anyone is near Kendal, Cumbria, and fancies a dangerously impossible looking at crap car mission, please PM me for TOP SECRET DEETS.

 

Suitable compensation packages consisting of cans of cheap corner shop lager and old Haynes Manuals for terrible cars that have all been scrapped may be arranged.

 

Thanks, you are all ace, this place ...etc.

[Longblackcoat]

Sorry, I'm at the right height in the country but on the other side.

 

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[Guest Breadvan72]

yeah cheers m8 yeah

[somewhatfoolish]

Surplus mintcake delivery truck?

[320touring]

Pm sent

[Supernaut]

Surplus mintcake delivery truck?

It had better have some surplus mintcake in it!

Shit, I'm type 1 diabetic. Never mind.

 

 

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[eddyramrod]

I'm within daytrip-to-Kendal territory.  PM on way.

[Jazoli]

I live in Kendal and happy to help

[andy18s]

I live in Kendal. Hope that helps

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[Guest Breadvan72]

Many thanks to all who have offered to suck teeth, shake heads, and say "looks fucked M8".  Jazoli is ON TEH CAZE.

 

He is not allowed to tell you what the car is.  Because ridiculous. 

[andy18s]

Tbh Skizzer is going to take some beating.........

[Guest Breadvan72]

Skizzer is UnBETAble.

 

 

I have just seen and driven the Gammakoop. We are not worthy.

[Skizzer]

Tbh Skizzer is going to take some beating.........

I grew up posh-sounding English in South Wales in the 1970s, I'm used to taking a beating.

 

Hope the verdict on whatever-it-is is positive...

[Longblackcoat]

Many thanks to all who have offered to suck teeth, shake heads, and say "looks fucked M8". Jazoli is ON TEH CAZE.

 

He is not allowed to tell you what the car is. Because ridiculous.

Mate, I've just looked over the Pennines and even from here it looks utterly fucked.

 

Hope you buy it so I can have a drive!

[UltraWomble]

Im up that way at the weekend if thats any use. Im residing near J35 so its only another jump up the M6.

[Felly Magic]

Unless it's a Horsey Horseless Renault 20 ISIS Maxi diesel edition in beige, I doubt it will beat Skizzer's Gamma-ray for forum frothification-ness

[Doctormop]

Just seen this and am in Kendal too, maybe late to the party but happy to help if I can, have an off road parking space if that might help in anyway.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Thanks all. Jazoli has done the gig, and sent a detailed report to Mission Stupid HQ.  I am pondering Plan Stupid overnight.  Nighty nighty all.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Unless it's a Horsey Horseless Renault 20 ISIS Maxi diesel edition in beige, I doubt it will beat Skizzer's Gamma-ray for forum frothification-ness

 

 

The car in question, even if bought, will not beat the Gammakoop in any way, shape, or form.  Having said that, something entirely unrelated to this thread may or may not be occurring in the not very distant future, and that thing, when it occurs, may provoke some comment.

[Jazoli]

It's ducked m9

 

It's a very nice example of the breed and is absolute class, much wantage from me.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I can possibly can haz done a buyage, possibly, perhaps.  I deny everything.

[UltraWomble]

 may provoke some comment.

Renner Laguna DCi eat-itself

[Jazoli]

Just seen this and am in Kendal too, maybe late to the party but happy to help if I can, have an off road parking space if that might help in anyway.

 

Are you local, as in bjorn and bread?

[inconsistant]

I once met Kenneth Kendal if that helps?

[rantingYoof]

This thread should be uploaded to PornHub and tagged 'cocktease'.

 

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[somewhatfoolish]

I once met Kenneth Kendal if that helps?

I've watched the film Genevieve several times; it's got Kay Kendal(l) in.

[Doctormop]

Are you local, as in bjorn and bread?

 

Unfortunately not, I'm an interloper from Lancashire who headed North about 20 years ago.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I've watched the film Genevieve several times; it's got Kay Kendal(l) in.

 

Also a shit old car, and some men who are idiots.  So: result.

[martc]

Unless it's a J reg Horsey Horseless Renault 20 ISIS Maxi diesel edition in beige, I doubt it will beat Skizzer's Gamma-ray for forum frothification-ness

 EFA

[Jazoli]

This thread should be uploaded to PornHub and tagged 'cocktease'.

 

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It should, the climax will be epic.