Some Shite old car adverts

[hammy]

I particularly like the Ford advert "what happened when Ford motorsport breathed on an Escort" Ford reckon "the RS1600i was born"I reckon "their breath turned to condensation on the car and it started to rust"

[trigger]

Some new ones for, I'll start with the best...

 

Dacia advert from 1983.

 

 

Renault 5 from 1975.

 

 

Va Va Voom Bang from 1980.

 

[Volksy]

'6 passenger' cars for the Dacia??Hows that work then?

[trigger]

When i read that i read it as say 6 different models but know I've re-read it, it seems to imply 6 seater's? They didn't have a bench front seat did they?.Also just done a DVLA check on the two Dacia's, 611 lasted until 1990 and 612 was until 1991, So they lasted surprising well.

[Milford Cubicle]

Bench seat in the front maybe?

[Mr Lobster]

When i read that i read it as say 6 different models but know I've re-read it, it seems to imply 6 seater's? They didn't have a bench front seat did they?.Also just done a DVLA check on the two Dacia's, 611 lasted until 1990 and 612 was until 1991, So they lasted surprising well.

Almost sure they had conventional seats in the front. Renault 12 didn't have bench seats and I can't imagine Dacia would have fitted them?First garage I ever worked in (in about 1992) had formerly been a Dacia franchise back in about 1983 and still had a few manuals and such like kicking about. Not seen one for years though.

[trigger]

I saw this and thought of yooouuuuu.....

 

[trigger]

Autoshite car rental at your service

 

[pogweasel]

LOL that rentals one is pure class!I love the badly-spaced tin plates on their 'flagship' models, even the Porka. I reckon there's some prize picks in 'band F'!

[garycox]

Band F? I'd have the Cavalier SRi please...

[Pillock]

I'll have the Goof GTI - purely because it'll be an early Mk2 on an A plate, and at £31.50 and a day in a lockup with some tools there's several very rare panels and parts that the Edition38 crew will cream their pants over and make me a huge profit.

[Cavcraft]

Band B is a tricky one:Rusty and unreliable.Rusty.Rusty and unreliable.Rusty.But I think I'd go for the Sud.

[trigger]

I'm thinking Rate D for the ulimate shite win!

[andrew e]

Owning that advert myself, I love the steel plates

[Pillock]

You're all FOOLS.I'll take the Renault high-roof minibus (a Master, yes?) with the orsum samba windows, and then the blonde bit stood next to the Metro.

[trigger]

A year later and the girls have now gone all upmarket. Same pikey Renualt Traffic in the background though!

 

[warren t claim]

A year later and the girls have now gone all upmarket. Same pikey Renualt Traffic in the background though!

 

I quite fancy the "Dempsey and Makepeace" Ezzy ragtop in the background.