Once upon a time (based upon a true story)

[Arthur-walker]

In the uncertain times of autoshite there was fear and doubt. Nobody felt safe and most were unsure of their future. The 2 local warriors pog and bollox had failed everybody. The autoshite population had set thier hopes on them but felt let down by them. A long time ago they used to rule these lands. Until a true king had set foot amongs them. His name was Arthur_walker. Soon the towns folk decided to make Arthur their king and Arthur nobely accepted their request. Now King Arthur romes these lands in his rusty old Granda whilst his newly appointed slaves pog and bollox and co are working furiously around the clock in mondeos to meet the kings needs. Autoshite has never been such a better place. Peace and harmony.Yor KingArthir_Walker

[Torsten2001]

...until people quickly decided that Monarchy was another form of dictatorship and had the king taken out and shot

[Milford Cubicle]

Has autoshite been invaded by Raymanboy?

[Mr Lobster]

Have you been on glue or something? Cock off.

[pogweasel]

Hark at him oppressing us.

[michiel]

[Guest]

[retrogeezer]

at least pog and bollox know what cars they have....I guess by 'Granda' you mean Granada.And it's 'roam' - not 'rome' - and you probably mean 'amongst'I hope you don't drive when you have been smoking that stuff....

[Volksy]

It's 'Your' not 'Yor'What a K-noob....Now, Where's my guillotine??

[pogweasel]

Now, now.. we mustn't 'bully' our new ruler, or he might put us in the tower, or something.

[Cheggers]

And at the end of his royal proclamation to his subjects, the great and noble king......EVEN MANAGED TO SPELL HIS OWN FECKIN NAME INCORRECTLY

[mk2_craig]

 

Must have been a right royal night on the lash

[retrogeezer]

There is an incorrect spelling of 'their' somewhere as well but I'm not wasting any more time reading it.

[KruJoe]

 

...EVEN MANAGED TO SPELL HIS OWN FECKIN NAME INCORRECTLY

 

 

 

ArthIr_WaLker

Here in the "Land of Smiles" the natives often confuse their Ls with Ns...

 

[garethj]

The old cliché about web forums being like a virtual pub is pretty close I reckon. If you go into an established pub, rant at the punters and tell the landlord his beer is flat and the barmaids are ugly, you'll probably not get a warm welcome.You can either settle into the pub's atmosphere with the locals, or find another pub that suits you better. Going into a pub looking to pick a fight will probably get you laughed at.Where do you reckon Mr Walker is at the moment? I see him at the "not a warm welcome" stage at the moment, but he's not far from the "laughed at" stage to be honest If this was a pub, the carpark would be farkin ace though

[bigstraight6]

Deeply joyed on the thorkus food to the originaker of this questy-how!

[pogweasel]

deep joyfold loadyload. Oh yes.

[pandamonium]

Well monarchy sucks! If anyone is interested in communism , follow me.... I mean yourselves.. baaa ... four legs good, two legs baaaad. Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others, etc ,etc. 'hic' omg, must lay off the rat poison...

[Dead_E23]

A lovely palace for our new king:

 

[Alpineandy]

He didn't even mention Marquis Torsten or Baron Von Bickle

[pandamonium]

Or, Pandamoniumâ„¢ the court jester!!! pmsl 8

[55bloke]

Have we all seen those wonderful John Smiths ads on the telly? As they say, "You're barred"!!

[Arthur-walker]

Not everyone took to the idea of Arthur being king at first but soon people realised he was fair and noble and it wasnt long before everyone agreed autoshite was a wonderful place when Arthur arrived.

 

Arthur travelled far and wide in his new ride

 

 

Pog and Bollox still had their mondeos.

 

 

This is why people were soon taking a shine to their new king - All the troops were supplied with these tanks

 

 

And yes Pandamonium of course you can be the court jester.

Autoshite has never been so good. You's are safe with King Arthur ruling the lands.

 

55 bloke you cant bar your own king, somebody show this man the guilotine.

[500tops]

[Dead_E23]

[Guest]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Love it!!!

[Marty]

 

Please fill in the blanks and I will be round in the little yellow van shortly....

[Volksy]

 

Please fill in the blanks and I will be round in the little yellow van shortly....

Ooh yes, just think, you could have one of those lovely jackets where you can hug yourself all day long!

[Mr Lobster]

Has this trolling cock not been barred yet?