Berlingo XUD9TE project (Y THO?)

[Ghosty]

It's been clocked, it still thinks it's this morning.

[Lacquer Peel]

I wish it would go forward to me sitting by an open fire in my house.

[Lacquer Peel]

 

Yeah don't worry racist illiterare toilet roll dispenser, I'll be out of your country soon.

[DodgeRover]

Wow toilet roll dispenser in a BMW was that a dealer fit option or special vehicle order only?

[Split_Pin]

A large clock instead of a rev counter 😳

[bub2006]

Xsara or zx low trim level?

[Jim Bell]

I am in a BMW.

 

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Xantia?

 

 

Xsara or zx low trim level?

 

 

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[Richard]

It's not a car. I think somebody has already got it right.

[bub2006]

Berlingo or expert/dispatch then

[Richard]

I knew somebody had guessed it correctly...

 

I reckon a high mileage Berlingo with X type seats (for some reason) will be quite comfy.*

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misery by Adriana Lozano Román, on Flickr

[bub2006]

Ahhh

[406V6]

There came a point in the 80s when only the most miserable cars didn't have a rev counter (apart from a Rolls). Still true today.

 

<Grumpy old man mode on>

And don't get me started about cars that can't be bothered to put the instruments where they belong in front of the driver rather than having to crank your neck to the left

<Back to normal mode>

[Lacquer Peel]

 

Cheers yeah.

[Richard]

[richardmorris]

Where in France is that? I need to visit!

 

Edit, ah it's in the Somme- which is apt!

[Jams]

Some quality* French and Italian cars have a guide clip witch clips on to the glass and sits in the channel and stops things like that from happening.

 

Now I'm unable to tell what said vehicle is berlingos don't have them but dispatch and others with same platform do 807 fiat ulyashite etc

 

I will probably have a clip in my van if you need one mate

[Richard]

I was just searching Flickr for misery pictures. This one is in Cardiff I think.

 

Misery by Anthony Cronin, on Flickr

 

It sums up all family holidays ever. Every one of them would rather be somewhere else, and not because of the rain.

[cros]

Just the job. I look after one of these for someone and a clock is more use than a rev counter unless you're someone who likes to keep a record of how many times the engine has revolved. Only thing I didn't like was that the hole for the window winder has as plastic plug in it to remind you that your only one step above the poverty model, and the window switches are behind the interior mirror.

[Richard]

It's strange- rev counters are almost completely useless, but nobody (including me) wants a car without one.

[dave21478]

Fitting a rev counter was the worst thing I did to my first ever car. It just encouraged me to thrash it harder.

[Lacquer Peel]

Who needs a rev counter when you have a HUGE CLOCK?

[Tamworthbay]

Who needs a rev counter when you have a HUGE CLOCK?

HUGE C......, OH CLOCK, I thought you said chicken.

[dave21478]

Well, a clock is probably more useful than a rev counter for telling you when its time to change gear on one of these things.

[DodgeRover]

Huge chicken you say?

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[Lacquer Peel]

The performance of a 30 year old diesel and the fuel efficiency of a petrol car with double the power. Winning.

[Tamworthbay]

As long as the big hens not gone it'll be ok.

[320touring]

Such wins!

[Jim Bell]

Id feel the tits of that near the end of a long night in a quiet disco.

[Jim Bell]

Sorry, thats really quite sexist. In the interests of ballance I would aslo feel its balls and moustache.

[taxi paul]

I have also been to Thailand. Although balls and moustaches were not involved. I think.