Safron? Really?

[martybabes]

What's this then? No Googling .

Must show your working.

[fatharris]

Vw Touran?

[Matt]

JDM YO.

[Asimo]

Font looks Volkswagen.

[scaryoldcortina]

It's a Touran.

[RoadworkUK]

Dyslexic and re-styled Safrane.

 

Or a boring Volkswagen owned by the bint from Republica, who's clearly very bad at judging straight lines.

[Junkman]

Something built by a bunch of sociopathic fascists who are set to gas us all?

[Cheggers]

I used to like this place.

[Zantimisfit]

Its a limited edition Volkswagen Touran Safron Walden. Only available in Essex

 

Where do I collect my prize?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Three things.

1. Why did you wipe off the letters? Mild dew isn't doing to impair my reading.

2. It's a Touran with a JDMyO plate because owner is an 'individual'.

3. Assuming Safron is an anagram of the car's model, here are potential options:

 

Arfons

Farson

FASRON

forans

Forsan

Franso

Frasno

safron

sforna

 

I conclude that it's likely a Folksfarken FASRON.

[Timewaster]

Its a limited edition Volkswagen Touran Safron Walden. Only available in Essex

 

Where do I collect my prize?

Wendons Ambo.

[timolloyd]

It's a rare South African FRONtera, built in Jo'burg as a kit, by VW, on behalf of Vauxhall

[mercrocker]

It belongs to an ex-London cabbie, Ronnie the Rat.   Unlike most of his ilk he would gladly take a fare South of the Thames as he frequented a couple of ladies of the night on that side so as not to shit on his own doorstep.   He became known as "Saf' Ron"  

 

Upon retirement he vowed to buy a black Phaeton with a personal plate but unfortunately his feminine dalliances left him severely out of pocket and he was reduced to a second hand diesel Bora and those little stick on letters from Poundstretcher.

[DVee8]

Halfords shity letters for safron, our Chelsea sister, along with Kylee and bonny.

[Pillock]

They look like genuine VAG letters from a Touran FSI. Which makes it even sadder, somehow, like they chose the car that would supply the right letters.

[martybabes]

Sorry about the delay (domestic health issues and hospital visits) but I have enjoyed the responses.  Well, most of them.

 

However, it seems that some of us have very short memories.  Or it may be that I do not promote very interesting new threads.  Either way, see this:  http://autoshite.com/topic/24508-volkswagen-ouran-fs/?hl=ouran

 

This site isn't etc...

[Partridge]

All I know is that it's a type of spice and the name Volvo gave their hideous stewed urine yellow colour that they offered on the phase one V70 R.

[TRW]

Built by Volkswagen, badged by FUCKING IDIOTS.

[rml2345]

The VW Mellow Yellow edition.

[Cheggers]

The VW Mellow Yellow edition.

I thought I saw one of those last night, but it turned out to be the local doner van.

 

 

 

 

 

Coat.

[garbaldy]

Built by Volkswagen, badged by FUCKING IDIOTS.

That's not a very nice thing to call the OP