Sold Lexus LS400.

[Jim Bell]

Fuel news!

 

Still hovering around half a tank. I dont think I will use all of this pez before collection (commute is ten odd miles).

This is great news for roffle winner. Bad news for all those who were taking part in the MPG Roulette of Doom sponsored by Twix.

[MarvinsMom]

Should appear in green, surely?

due to some sort of bollocks up with the original payment, it seems that the computer said no, though not to myself!!

 

however, i have given the computer a damn good talking too, wrt to its attitude, and the monies have been resent, this time arriving safely.

 

thus i will all be in order to win this great big beastie tonight.

[NorthernMonkey]

Well done Loserone!!

[Timewaster]

Change that name to Winnerone!

[Jim Bell]

Fucking get in there.

[loserone]

Fookin' A. WW, are you around in the morning?

[scaryoldcortina]

Well done mate! Conor says you need to give it to him for christmas!

[Jim Bell]

No man. I need to drive it to work! Will fb you man.

[hairnet]

make ww late go fetch lol

[dome]

I R SAD

[MarvinsMom]

^ not as sad as i am......

[cms206]

Gutted.

 

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[Jim Bell]

No refunds!!

[Richard]

Thank fuck.

[loserone]

Well done mate! Conor says you need to give it to him for christmas!

Well, since I don't get paid again until February that's a distinct possibility when the tank runs dry!

 

If all goes to plan I'll pick this up tomorrow and will obviously continue with mpg sweepstakes ..

[The Moog]

Well, since I don't get paid again until February that's a distinct possibility when the tank runs dry!

 

If all goes to plan I'll pick this up tomorrow and will obviously continue with mpg sweepstakes ..

Importantly is the twix still on offer?

[loserone]

I can probably afford that, might be a Mister Choc though!

[Slartibartfast]

Congrats

[Supernaut]

Phew!

[chatsharris]

Heartbroken.

[Guest Hooli]

What a comfy way to enjoy bankruptcy

[Jim Bell]

Another Shatisfied customer.

 

Complementary 9% home made ginger beer chilling on the roof.

 

Gr8 winner. Would deffo win agen.

[320touring]

I imagine its a bit nippier than a certain Shetland based 205;)

[Jim Bell]

How did you rig this so your brother won?

It wasnt easy man. Lot or paperwork involved in fixing the draw. Dale Winton wanted a tug job an all. The things I do to fir this forum you wouldnt believe.

[Jim Bell]

I imagine its a bit nippier than a certain Shetland based 205;)

Yes it is. It doesnt go as far on a tank though.

[hairnet]

its the brutha tourings no?

 

beard ness is frightening

[Jim Bell]

beard ness is frightening

How can anyone not have a beard?

People with no beard are untrustworthy and to be avoided. With the exeptions of Noel Edmonds, Dr Harold Shipman, The Yorkshite Ripper and Lenin.

[Guest Lord Sward]

Its like a Wanted Advert for sex pests in the 'Shields Gazette that 'winning' photo.

[Jim Bell]

Its like a Wanted Advert for sex pests in the 'Shields Gazette that 'winning' photo.

No it isnt. Its more like a pic from a story about a disgruntled hardware shop customer, who recieved the wrong sized rawl bolts leading to his iguana solarium falling off a wall. Pictured here with salesman (far left). From the Shields Gazette.

[DeeJay]

The Beardies are trying to AS into some kind of religious cult.