Roffle Range Rover Roffel - It's All Over Now! Caution: Victim established!

[anonymous user]

There's a script? Why haven't I had my copy? No wonder I'm confused, I've always assumed it was all made up as we went along

[Junkman]

I didn't say it actually was illegal.  To be honest, I haven't analysed the question, and CBA to do so, as, even if a roffle is a breach of the Gambling Act 2005, the chance of da Five-Oh doing anything about this is, I reckon, big fat zip.  

 

PS:  Despite what I just said, I have just reminded myself of what the Act says, and have a view, but I ain't saying what it is.

 

Doesn't that Act imply that the underlying motive is for the 'house' to make a profit?

Well, I can assure you that in this case it doesn't. Not by a narrow margin.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I am not sure that would matter, but really CBA to look the point up, as the discussion is probably academic. Chance of us all being carted off to the slammer: about as likely as all my cars working at the same time, ie, fook all chance.   Naturally, if I am wrong and the Feds come to kick the doors in, I will dob you in as the main villain. You are Johnny Foreigner after all, and therefore presumed dodgy.

[Junkman]

The 50 odd people on the list and myself in the clink?

They haven't got the faintest idea what they would get themselves into.

[Guest Breadvan72]

[andy18s]

If I win it my wife has already volunteered to kick start (literally) the gender reassignment process.

 

Reckon it's worth it though.

My mrs has declared that if we don't win it,I am to make an immediate derisory offer to whoever does .......

[captain_cal]

Confession time: I am a massive coward and have sold my ticket to Cavcraft. I await much ridicule.

 

As you were..

[beko1987]

Oh crap I forgot about this! I won't sell my ticket, but if I win I won't want to/afford to own it for long!

[rantingYoof]

captaincalzone - my guess is that this is your first roffle participation of this sort in your life; to choose to pop your roffle cherry with one where you could end up with a magnificently frightening V8 4x4 is the act of a complete madman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm hardly a board veteran by my initial impression is that you'll do very well here.

[barmatt]

I must be in a minority here of ticket holders that actually want to win this.

[Cavcraft]

I must be in a minority here of ticket holders that actually want to win this.

 

I bet there's loads who'd love to win it, I certainly would.

[Junkman]

You have a serious problem that you should really work out with yourself.

[richardthestag]

Oh crap I forgot about this! I won't sell my ticket, but if I win I won't want to/afford to own it for long!

 

If you winz I'll give you £30 for the motor. Profitz for you, ruination for me

[NorthernMonkey]

I bet there's loads who'd love to win it, I certainly would.

You, Sir, are not alone...

[richardthestag]

I am a roffle virginz, what lotto ball is this on?

[barmatt]

I am a roffle virginz, what lotto ball is this on?

 

the bonus ball

[JohnK]

What time is the draw ?

[Asimo]

I am excited and don't have a ticket!

[Cavcraft]

About 8.30pm, I think.

[barmatt]

the tension is building, I just did a search to see if it can be watched live and found this link

 

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/results/lottery-draws

[hairnet]

Lol if the collecrshun is more than 100 miles becoz

 

Omgbptexacoopec profittzzzzz

[barmatt]

Lol if the collecrshun is more than 100 miles becoz

 

Omgbptexacoopec profittzzzzz

 

about 200 miles from me

[Pillock]

https://youtu.be/LnLiOUyXQqI

[Cavcraft]

21

[Pillock]

Meshking!

[Tayne]

Step forward... Meshking!

[NorthernMonkey]

And the winner is 21, meshking

[Cavcraft]

Meshking, you lucky sod! Well done.

[richardthestag]

21 on page 21 

[Supernaut]

WELL DONE MESHKING!

 

My bank account thanks you.