Incomprehensible collection thread - COOLING MISERY

[Lacquer Peel]

 

My driver started the day by driving over 100 miles the wrong way.

[Skizzer]

'Like' ... I think.

[Lacquer Peel]

[purplebargeken]

Grand start!

[billyboy406v6]

Better stuff 100 miles away ?

[Lacquer Peel]

[KruJoe]

Hmm... "that" very blue V 850 interior...

[KruJoe]

...but I think you're going south for a different blue diesel saloon.

[Lacquer Peel]

[Ghosty]

Oh, he's gone all Hairnet.

[Richard]

Pez station shot.

[Richard]

...but I think you're going south for a different blue diesel saloon.

Not blue or a saloon but it's very much got an interior.

[Lacquer Peel]

The fattest man in the world has let himself go.

[barrett]

I was just gonna say Kevin Eldon's let himself go

[tooSavvy]

The fattest man in the world has let himself go.

..... I'll admit I have hit the pies 'a bit', on my fortnight annuals

 

TS

[Ghosty]

LAWN N CEMENT

[KruJoe]

Ah... thought it was gonna be that A4.

 

 

I know L_Peel loves his alternative fuels, but a car running on dairy products is a new one on me.

[Richard]

Oh dear.

[320touring]

Where are you?

[Pillock]

What is that? In tank fuel pump?

[beko1987]

Uh oh. Any Arse members near you?

[Ghosty]

Oh dear?

[Richard]

Uh oh. Any Arse members near you?

We're in communication with Fuguttycars at the moment, but I think he's going to limp it home.

[Richard]

Cavalry on way with new fuel filter.

[Richard]

The cavalry, yesterday.

[anonymous user]

I can confirm that so far I am finding this incomprehensible. I have deduced that on the journey the Volvo has inexplicably turned into a Skoda and that, after adding a pint of milk to the fuel tank, time has been spent building a small model of a space station until a chap in a BMW arrived with the rest of the picnic lunch.

[davidfowler2000]

I can confirm that so far I am finding this incomprehensible. I have deduced that on the journey the Volvo has inexplicably turned into a Skoda and that, after adding a pint of milk to the fuel tank, time has been spent building a small model of a space station until a chap in a BMW arrived with the rest of the picnic lunch.

 

Seems to be about the size of it

[Pillock]

So we know you can't run a VAGTDI on milk? Every day's a school day

 

(mostly due to the bullying and crap dinners)

[320touring]

Scene of the crime..

 

New filter seemed to sort it right oot, and it is currently thundering norf!

[mouseflakes]

I know L_Peel loves his alternative fuels

 

Indeed - this pic had me thinking he'd just finished filling the tank with wee.