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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?

 

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National Trust sticker is the perfect accessory.

 

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The car in front is MAKING MY EYES BLEED.

 

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"And what colour would you like the interior, sir? Midnight Black, Anthracite Grey or Shite Brown?"

 

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So beautifully parked too.

 

KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

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It's a Willy/Willi (snigger)

 

Grey import, based on something Japanese....someone who knows will be along soon enough.

 

And fugliest of EVAR?

 

Ssanyong MPV thing. ®odious Shirley?

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I think the Rodius looks okay for what it is, not sure why they get so much stick when Peugeot 308s and other more mainstream gargoyles exist.

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You want ugly ? You can't handle ugly !

 

Mitsuoka Orochi

 

Also would.

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^ I was about to post a Rodiarse. There's an identical one which lives five doors down from me. The family are as unusual as their vee-hicle.

 

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Rodiarse

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And fugliest of EVAR?

 

Ssanyong MPV thing. ®odious Shirley?

 

 

At least you can fill the Rodius with stuff/kids/dogs etc.

 

This Toyota Willy would be full with one packet of tabs and a book of stamps.

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This...

 

A surprisingly clever, talented and likeable car, but the experience was soured greatly at moments when looking at it was necessary.

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Bini countryman, job done, nothing could be uglier (unless someone turns Michael Gove into a car)

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It's all subjective I s'pose. 

 

the Rodious sticks in my head - probably becasue of that tacked on rear window thingy. 

 

And it's face looks weird.

 

That Pug (3008?) is minging, but it's not the worst out there.

 

I'm fully qualified to comment on ugly things as I am one myself.

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I'm fully qualified to comment on ugly things as I am one myself.

 

It's all subjective I s'pose. 

 

Me too. Have driven a few borderline cases too.

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This!

 

One followed me a couple of days ago.What on earth are Volvo thinking.Rarely beautiful cars but at least they weren't out and out ugly

 

 

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That Pug (3008?) is minging, but it's not the worst out there.

 

Aye, it has strong competition in modern terms from that Audi goatee grille, any modern Lexus and the entireity of the 'DS' Citroen-but-not range.

 

Older stuff didn't have to suffer with all the flame surfacing bullshit that goes on today so it's more difficult to single out without resorting to OMGALLEGRO style boringness.

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The Rodiarse is proper gopping. Shoot me down in flames, but I always though the back of the Avenger was shit - reminds me of an oldie without their falsies in.

 

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The previous 308 is the absolute pits. The new one isn't a bad looking car.

 

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the original avenger is i think a thing of beauty, now the Chrysler final facelift version of the avenger, just looked crap

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and the AMC Gremlin is an aquired taste

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if you want ugly, i mean REALLY REALLY ugly then anyone of the current Mercedes Benz range of "cars" are far, far worse!

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eeeewwwwwwwwghhhh, bling bling baby.....

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The Mini Paceman is much worse than the Countryman, I suspect it will be one niche too many for Mini and won't be replaced.

 

I like the new Volvo XC90! Much nicer than the smaller hatches.

 

Edit: that Merc is foul. I really don't get 'coupe SUVs' at all.

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I see a pattern emerging here:

 

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Moral of the story: don't fire Pininfarina when your own styling team are clearly rubbish.

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I like the XC90 too although it is bloody massive. I saw one next to an X5 the other day and it dwarfed it.

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How much are those superb Willysises?

I had no idea they came with those delightful brown interiors.

I'm in love. Make mine beige, please.

 

As for the most gopping abomination on wheels ever, we all know it's the Jag E-Type.

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Moral of the story: don't fire Pininfarina when your own styling team are clearly rubbish.

 

Or.... Fire Pininfarina because

 

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(SWMBO has one of these - my one of these which I refuse to drive)

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LOL @ "Willy"

 

The Rodius is avaliable as a 11 seater or something in Korea, which makes it look a bit more sensible.

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I spent quite a lot of time yesterday just looking at an E-Type. Art on wheels. You're a strange fellow Junkman.

 

To avoid turning this into another All moderns etc, I shall suggest the Singer SM1500. You'll have to find a pic yourself though. Soz.

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How much are those superb Willysises?

I had no idea they came with those delightful brown interiors.

I'm in love. Make mine beige, please.

 

As for the most gopping abomination on wheels ever, we all know it's the Jag E-Type.

 

Wot you prepared to part with in exchange. I'll go back tomorrow and leave a note.

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Did some snooping on the Willy

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Think I've changed my mind. It's in showroom condition for its age. With an engine that big in such a small tin can it's power to weight ratio must be approaching that of a Veyron. Finally, and rather sentimantally, it was first registered on my birthday.

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