Sold citroen visa 11re voiture de merde - sold Into the fold

[hairnet]

At Dieppe waiting for boat

[Cavcraft]

Disturbing shadows.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Fair play hairnet, you have upped your shite game considerably with this

[hairnet]

Half an hour from Newhaven

 

Boat had no WiFi

 

Muchos cheap food is good ( Chris bad man)

 

Please proclaim to all

 

SIXCYLINDER IS LEG END - GRADE AUTOSHITE

 

 

Just the drive to bucks now

 

Did 141 kmh on autoroute flat out

 

*plans to engine rape a bx 16v*

[hairnet]

Hmm

 

Followed him into Dieppe (wot no renaultsport)

 

 

 

 

Visa attracts pussy like you wouldn't believe

[For Fiats Sake]

Visa attracts pussy like you wouldn't believe

 

Is that cos it smells like tom cats piss?

[hairnet]

And the car didn't m..........?????

[Ben_O]

make it?

[hairnet]

.........

[the judge]

Mmmmmmmathersons?

[John F]

... mmmelt all over the scenery like a Salvador Dali clock?

 

... mmagically turn into a giant floating tongue?

[hairnet]

Miss a beat

 

 

Fuggin ace car

[hairnet]

Going Silverstone after

[Ben_O]

Miss a beat

 

 

Fuggin ace car

hell yea!

[trigger]

I'm a bit slow to catch up here, is it actually you buying this car Mark or are you just driving it back for 6-Cyl? Either way well done lads.

[Six-cylinder]

I'm a bit slow to catch up here, is it actually you buying this car Mark or are you just driving it back for 6-Cyl? Either way well done lads.

Sorry folks but I still have not learnt to use mobile posting, so a quick catch up from me.

 

Trigger this Visa is for Hairnet, I only gave him a lift to fetch it.

 

I have enjoyed the experience a lot, talking cars for two day with hairnet, meeting Frogchod, our B&B and if anybody else needs help collecting a Visa I am you man!

 

I am pleased that we have no exciting tales of do and dare with alternator/turbos and apart from a couple of minor sat nav glitches everything worked out very well.

 

The photos are the official keyhand over, Loading Visa on ferry to get it away under the cover of darkness before the French even knew it gone! Dinner on the boat, Hairnets Visa back at Buckingham with one of mine.

[Frogchod]

Fark me. Now i know why there's no mirrors in the house.....

[hairnet]

This is why if I go somewhere its me taking the photos

 

In Stafford having a brew then more a34

 

Message to fucktards in north warks do not cut me up cos foreign reg I will retaliate and you can't trace me

[Six-cylinder]

Fark me. Now i know why there's no mirrors in the house.....

Yes but how many sausages do you want for the Dyane!

[For Fiats Sake]

Everyone knows that left handed handshakes are sinister and not to be trusted.

 

Incidentally Left hand drive cars are sinister and not to be trusted.

 

I'm suprised that Doc Brown didn't try to sell you a black&decker powered delorean btw.

[Frogchod]

Dyane is not going anywhere,it's here to stay,just need to grt the house sorted then I'll get her on the road. Sausages are tempting though....

[Six-cylinder]

Dyane is not going anywhere,it's here to stay,just need to grt the house sorted then I'll get her on the road. Sausages are tempting though....

That's bad news, you could have had me doing a weekly delivery for years!

[hairnet]

 

doc brown - haha youse are bad

 

msssive fank ewes

 

1 chris being an utter hero - thank you for last night  and the last coupla days

2 mrs chris for being an utter hero and talking more cars than chris  (hi clare )

3 frogtwat i mean chod for being a ledge and selling what turns out to be an excellent car - will be back in the area to deliver sausages in the summer fanks keef

4 dfds for being so cheap i got two cars on the boat for less than half  brittanys return - robbing cnuts

six cylinder for not exploding when we got lost from a ww2 place back to the b and b

5 normandy b and b in estry - excellent hosts and mfn so quiet

6 stockport rail for the bike being parked there for 4 days and it still there when we went to get it an hour ago LOL

7 six cylinder for being ma breakfast biatch bwaaa

 

and....... apart from chris checking the oil and putting washer water in it cos of the weather

 

i checked no oil (chris did this morning tho)

and no water

 

and apart from pez - did nothing apart from squeeze the pedals

 

hugely surprised and i need a lie down now (zzzzz)

 

 

ooh

 

 

bridge over seine at le havre

 

 

uber shite

 

 

somewhere

 

 

oo dat

 

 

moar bridge

 

 

car in for mot tomorrow

[hairnet]

almost 700 km done in the car and 30 litres in in dieppe

 

maybe 18 ish when started

 

43 ish to gallon - hammered to dieppe once on the autoroute

 

pootle till m25 then hammer to bucks hammer being relative as itll only do 85 mph flat so 120 kmh mostly

 

its not done bad

 

slight issues

 

idle needs looking at as untill off cold its erratic and its 3000 on choke

 

need a wiper for the back window

 

seat runners need to be longer

 

possible radio - not sure as theres no glovebox only a shelf so cant hide it

[garbaldy]

Nice collection and the car looks pretty good, do the French understand you? I've had zero luck when calling any French sellers.

[mercrocker]

Great thread, that and a nice wee Visa by the sound of things.

[hairnet]

Keef is English did you see him on here

[beko1987]

No ISIS related shenanigans? I R not dissapoint!

 

That looks like a lovely collection mission!

[hairnet]

Ct OK

 

And for fans of French bureaucracy

 

 

Yay

 

They all slagged it but said how clean it is underneath

 

Service brakes and lights next

[hairnet]

i presume 810 is the weight the the 12 and 13 are with passengers and luggage?

 

 

 

no idea

 

 

 

convertible boat

 

 

compact and bijou - the noise of the door squaeking and rattling drowned ut any other noise that may have happened

 

 

chris drove past a bakers and i thought he was gonna pap moar tat - but no - jesuites cakes

 

big vanilla slice really - he bought a whole flan and she went wtf when he asked for it all

 

 

 

on the boat

 

 

the french call this white pudding - galtee or clonkilty would go wtf

 

 

we thought it was pork sausage cos of the apples

 

 

christopher this is not a shower cubicle

 

 

hnnnggg

 

 

arriere apparently

 

 

lonely cock

 

 

gobble gobble - yeah wait a week and a half

 

 

no bangin choons

 

 

typical french farmhouse then