Bolognese Sauce - contains Disco AND NOW oweld Landy 4 SAYELL!!!

[Junkman]

I know that a Disco is just a Ranger Rover for povs, but I like the fact that the early ones are copies of Matra Ranchos.    The late ones look like shit houses. 

 

This one has the propah engine.  Diesel is the spume of Beelzebub, as any fule kno.  

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C575605

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Tell me one valid reason why you don't buy a Rancho.

[Bear]

Bring one of these back from Spain or wherever they're all lurking.

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Tell me one valid reason why you don't buy a Rancho.

 

Skizzer tried valiantly to buy not one but two Ranchos, but no fucker selling a car in France or Belgium will answer emails or phone calls.  

 

Also, no 4x4 dude.  Wd still buy one yesterday if could, but t'aint none.

[Guest Breadvan72]

NB I can haz SEVEN SEATER needage because new squeeze has three sprogs plus Hungarian rent-a-slave, and I have one sprog.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-OLDSMOBILE-CUSTOM-CRUISER-455-BIG-BLOCK-V8-AUTO-STATION-WAGON-/272008679500

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235-75-R15-235x75x15-Classic-Pair-Ice-Snow-Socks-Nylon-Material-Textile-Chains-/121233365225

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Dorchester-Limo-Screwball-rally-car-/252116186412

[Bear]

There are 4x4 versions of the Chrysler Grand Voyager. RHD, too, if you find a Japanese import.

But there is only one answer for 7 seats, long drive and 4x4 wanted.

 

[chaseracer]

 

[andrew e]

As with Chaseracer, not as bad as you think!

[skattrd]

I reckon Joe might rent you the pleasure wagon for the trip

[chaseracer]

 

 

WANT LEVEL IS CRITICAL... WE ARE AT SHITECON ONE... I REPEAT...

[mat_the_cat]

I reckon Joe might rent you the pleasure wagon for the trip

 

/\ Well known for its outstanding grip on slippery roads

[Timewaster]

Its a 2.5 Dizzler mate.

 

 

Vehicle details

 

• Vehicle make LAND ROVER
• Date of first registration 09 June 1999
• Year of manufacture 1999
• Cylinder capacity (cc) 2495cc
• COâ‚‚Emissions Not available
• Fuel type DIESEL
• Vehicle status Not taxed
• Vehicle colour GREEN
• Vehicle type approval Not available
• Wheelplan 2 AXLE CRUNCHY BODY
•  

Fixed.

[anonymous user]

Hmm wants 4x4, doesn't want diesel, but doesn't want V8ness fuel consumption, wants plenty of room. wants moon on a stick.

Step forward I have found just what you need

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-101-Ambulance-/231705140559?hash=item35f2b3dd4f

 

V8, LPG, Land Rover at its finest. with room to lie down if you break a leg, and a handy stove for knocking up a quick fondue.

 

 

No you don't need to thank me, just send a nice postcard

[Guest Lord Sward]

The best thing about the TD5 Disco is its range; you can squeeze 21 English Gallons of heavy oil into the tank, stick the cruise on at a genuine 70mph and achieve 30mpg.  You'll need a piss before you need to refuel.  I got from Newcastle to Munich once on one tank in what was pretty poor weather.

[dave j]

Bring one of these back from Spain or wherever they're all lurking.

 

passo_01.jpg

What is that! looks like a mk1 Golf crossed with a Kia Sportage...

[Bear]

Biagini (I think) Passo. Mk 1 Golf body on Golf Country chassis with "unique" front end.

[Bear]

Delicas come in V6 3.0 form, FWIW, and L400s have proper full-time 4x4 like a Disco (or is it part time? The one you leave engaged. Can never remember) with difflocks and low range. They also have rear heat/air, glass roof panels on most, and will cruise at 85mph happily. The only drawbacks I found on mine (apart from rampant rust because imported by idiot) were the height sometimes meant carparks/tip were denied, and everyone wanted a lift.

[drum]

Series 3s can do family skiings.

 

 

I have a '99 td5 disco. A heavy shower doesn't stop on the outside. Driver or passenger gets it depending on the corner direction. The sunroof handle is where mine has its pissing hole.

 

They are good for skis though. Four pairs fit in the back including my long ones at an angle so no climbing on the roof needed.

 

Quite high maintenance but DIYable.

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Lando Ambo is suggestion of Maximum Winnage so far.  

[Junkman]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/864432345.htm?ca=1_s

 

 

 

Check, check, check and check. Plus, it's brown inside.

[Junkman]

Not far from the Junkman Estate: http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C664678

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Chrysler-Town-and-Country-Wagon-/121778513524

 

 

That's it. The thread can now be closed.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Not far from the Junkman Estate: http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C664678

 

 

5K ?  For an obscure non classic American POS?  He is having a giraffe

[NorfolkNWeigh]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Chrysler-Town-and-Country-Wagon-/121778513524

 

 

That's it. The thread can now be closed.

And bring your jukebox money.

[Guest Breadvan72]

.... go get your Shine Box.

[Guest Breadvan72]

That Chevy Suburban ad.  Ha!  "£5000 cash, no offers".  Also no photos.  Also no fucking chance.  

[Junkman]

Hey, I'm not the lunatic who considers to ferry 7 pplz to an Alpine ski resort by means of private transport.

I'm just coming up with possible solutions for such a daft idea.

[mouseflakes]

Delica L400 seems a good option with 7 passengers and luggage. L300 too slow - would be painful.

 

It's a shame the Ssangyong Musso, Korando and Kyron are only 5-seaters as they're all funky-looking things. That leaves just the Rexton with 7 seats - but probably not enough boot space in that configuration...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111778745036

 

 

 

 

Might struggle to find one of these...

 

[Junkman]

What really is a shame is that the Dangel 504 Breaks seem to only have come in 5-seater flavour.

Otherwise total win could be achieved on every level.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/852106907.htm?ca=17_s