For Sale Communal Shitefest selling thread

[beko1987]

Beko your clonking is likely to be the axle mountings, which as yours is a disc beam is very difficult to diagnose due to the shite handbrake.

The handbrake is indeed shit atm, drove for a few hundred feet with it on whilst pointing a treehouse out whilst collecting a dyson from a posh bird who lived in a forest to eva earlier and noticed fuck all!

[KruJoe]

Yo Beko

 

 

Any of this lot any good to you for parts or whatever?

If so, I'm make space and chuck 'em in for ya. Get us a pint or summert.

[beko1987]

Yes please! Ill have the lot. Whata your tipple and ill grab some when i get my stuff in the week from asda!

[KruJoe]

What I lack in my life is a bottle of Caledonia Deuchar's IPA, but I doubt Asda stock it. Any pale ale will go down well. Cheers!

[320touring]

What I lack in my life is a bottle of Caledonia Deuchar's IPA, but I doubt Asda stock it. Any pale ale will go down well. Cheers!

Have you had the imperial pale ale from Deuchars?

[KruJoe]

No... Is it same same or different?

[Richard]

IPA stands for Imperial Pale Ale doesn't it?

[320touring]

IPA is India Pale Ale

 

Imperial Pale Ale is different

[beko1987]

Well this should be easy then as i'll be on the ipa too!

[320touring]

Well this should be easy then as i'll be on the ipa too!

i may see if I can source some tasty stuffs..

[beko1987]

I normally buy based on the bottle label so we could pool them all together and discover!

 

Apprently Waitrose sells the Deuchars, will hit our local one up in the week and see!

[KruJoe]

The best stuff I can get locally at a reasonable price is Thwaite's Wainwright Golden Ale, it's £1.25 per pint bottle at Aldi. Good golly gosh that slides down well.

 

They have Cocker Hoop, Old Peculier, Pedigree, Speckled Hen, Black Sheep Bitter, and an ok cloudy German one with an orange label, all at that price. Also, the stubbie lagers with the blue label are acceptable, £3.50 for 10, that's 35p each!

[Sloth in a bowl]

My current beer of choice is Hobgoblin as Tesco normally have 8 cans for £8

[AnthonyG]

Can I get dibs on the Jalopy mags please AnthonyG

No probs Mr SkattRD, you have provisional ownership.

[dollywobbler]

I think it is about time the XM had a drink of veg. Order placed. I was in North Yorkshire yesterday. I'm an idiot.

[beko1987]

Im gonna try and pop past our local brewery for one of their "drink it within 5 days" kegs. Looking at the price of bottles itll work our cheaper for 20 pints!

[rml2345]

Anyone going to Shitefest that has use for a Delphi AF451 air filter or a pair of Renault Laguna II/Meganne Scenic fog lamps?

[Richard]

I have this book gathering dust http://www.amazon.co.uk/Complete-Catalogue-1895-1975-Horrobin-Hardcover/dp/B00XIVOGBM/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1433181761&sr=1-5

 

As you can see it's highly desirable and worth £££

 

Free to the first Shitefest attendee to claim it on this thread.

[D Spares & Tyres]

If you feel I am worthy of such a tome then that would be lovely thankyou

[KruJoe]

£552 for that book WTF?

 

 

 

 

Richard, are you up for this then?

 

 

It's still on the car, so I can save all the bolts, brackets etc, comes with ball, electrics an'ting.

 

 

£20 ok? I'll pull it off for you (fnarr) if it ever stops raining sideways.

 

[explosive-cabbage]

FOUR SAIL/SWAPZ - items that are upside down can be delivered the correct way up.

 

A random amplifier - power lead but no other wires. I was told it works well but never tested it. I don't know what it is worth - make me a stupid offer, no offence taken.

 

 

 

 

Random selection of old European postcards, some dating back to 1901. Free to collector.

 

 

Shonky Lancia Beta 1300 Coupe - Runs and drives. Can deliver. PM me.

 

 

Dragoon Guards DVD - swap for a beer.

 

 

Collection of old books, reasonable condition, mostly common fictional novels. The music one dates back to before 1894.

 

 

 

A litre bottle of Vodka - free to a skint Shiter who will pretend to be my friend for the weekend.

 

 

Some cheese I found. Free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[chaseracer]

I need a tidy rockery like that.  Can you deliver to the Midlands? 

[Richard]

Sounds good to me. I'll bring you some isopropyl alcohol too.

[Richard]

That was about the tow bar. Effing phone.

[explosive-cabbage]

I need a tidy rockery like that.  Can you deliver to the Midlands? 

 

I don't know what the primary school next door would say to me nicking a lump out of their drystone wall - shall I just put you down for the cheese instead?

[beko1987]

Ill be your friend and you can keep the vodka...

[Inspector Morose]

I'll keep the vodka. Fill in the blank.

[explosive-cabbage]

I'll keep the vodka. Fill in the blank.

 

Does this mean you will keep the vodka in your stomach? You are more than welcome to it if it makes you squiffy.

[Inspector Morose]

It makes me very squiffy. I'll be your friend for ever after that. And will probably tell you at length in a loud and obnoxious manner after consuming said alcoholic beverage.

[Jim Bell]

Offering relative strangers vodka, cheese and leather bound literature on the Internet. Can accommodate. Gsoh. Non smoker.

 

Is this Autoshite grooming?