Lacquer Peel Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 warren t claim, Cavcraft and Partridge 3
dollywobbler Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 This thread is proof that rubber-necking is alive and well, even in the virtual world. Junkman, steve_earwig, xtriple and 6 others 9
Junkman Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Now, what the fook happened? Don't you like what I made up?Reality can only pale in comparison and hence should be dismissed. rml2345, dollywobbler and Bobthebeard 3
xtriple Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I did indeed like what you said (I thought it was the Gods honest truth?) but I always like the version from the horses mouth that lays blame on the road surface, the dodgy tyres, some idiots pulling over into you, mechanical failure or act of God!
NorfolkNWeigh Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 You weren't doing a bit of freelance work for Autocar,were you? Maybe brake testing Suzuki Celeriacs....... Jim Bergerac, chaseracer, beko1987 and 2 others 5
warren t claim Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I hope this doesn't cost him his job and he's still being paid while he's recovering. KruJoe 1
Albert Ross Posted February 2, 2015 Author Posted February 2, 2015 I was wondering.. this knackered fizzog wot you got .... Could you not hammer a smaller one over it? eddyramrod 1
Sloth in a bowl Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Here's hoping for a swift recovery vulgalour, Partridge, mouseflakes and 2 others 5
Hertz Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Blimey looks like you have done 10 rounds with Tyson in his pomp. Get well soon Dugong.
STUNO Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Bump. How is the great Dugong getting on? someone a bit closer than me may be able to check. An update on his faceache is required.
vulgalour Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 He was complaining about parts of his face falling off recently, that means either he's healing or the leprosy has set in. Pillock, cms206, UltraWomble and 1 other 4
STUNO Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 I had a bit of a look around and he has been posting so is probably just about alive (his usual state !) and is complaining (his usual state) so all is well chaseracer 1
Junkman Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Rumour has it that he is now again able to spread out his pinky when he is drinkig tea. Jeez, m8, how is you doing anyway?
vulgalour Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 We only really need to worry about Dugong when he starts being nice online. Pete-M and Junkman 2
STUNO Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Good to hear he is getting better . If his face falls off will that be an improvement ?
vulgalour Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Like the wobbly profiled 2" of filler hiding the crumbling remains of a Ford wheel arch, I very much doubt there's a Christian Bale doppelganger hiding beneath the interestingly finished surface of Dugong's face.
steve_earwig Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 I thought the word for interestingly finished surfaces here was "patina"
Pillock Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 I hope this doesn't cost him his job and he's still being paid while he's recovering. Bloody hell, looking a bit weird stops you from getting paid then I'd better stick some Jeremy Kyle on! chaseracer and Junkman 2
cms206 Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 He was complaining about parts of his face falling off recently, that means either he's healing or the leprosy has set in.You know its VRY SRS BSNS when conditions come prefixed with 'the' - the leprosy, the cold, the clap etc. Semi-C, Junkman, vulgalour and 1 other 4
John F Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Ooooouch. Just seen this. Best of luck with the recovery, Jon... although it seems you might have already used up your quota of luck for the next 10 years or so by rolling a soft-top and walking away with cuts & scrapes.
messerschmitt owner Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Ooooouch. Just seen this. Best of luck with the recovery, Jon... although it seems you might have already used up your quota of luck for the next 10 years or so by rolling a soft-top and walking away with cuts & scrapes.he is being charged by the council for the cost of beard rash on the road surface. I believe they closed the road for three hours and resurfaced a good eight-inch-wide strip for a length of 80 feet after his fizzog had plastered itself all along it. chaseracer, John F and cms206 3
dugong Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 he is being charged by the council for the cost of beard rash on the road surface. I believe they closed the road for three hours and resurfaced a good eight-inch-wide strip for a length of 80 feet after his fizzog had plastered itself all along it.RACIST
dugong Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 In all seriousness, the insurance claim is proving 'interesting' in regards to my own car's renewal. I'm still awaiting judgement on the fate of the car I rolled which will probably mean a premium increase on top of another premium increase.My left eye is almost back to normal bar some light damage at the front which I'm told will heal. I'm at risk of a detached retina for at least the next three months but the pressures are fine on both sides for the moment. I had a scab the size and thickness of a 5p piece fall off my eyebrow yesterday which meant I could open my eye properly. There's going to be quite a bit of scarring but chances are it'll come up fine. Thank fuck I'm not vain, eh? Semi-C, STUNO, M'coli and 7 others 10
messerschmitt owner Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 RACISTBEARDIST or STUBBLIST more like ... Good to see it got your attention - hope you are a little better - and stop picking at it!
Skizzer Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Blimey. I've been offline so missed all the drama, and the chance to say 'ouch' and 'get well soon' before it sounded a bit lame. But I'll say it anyway. Very glad we're within sight of a happier-than-it-could-have-been ending. Also, GLWTNurse.
Junkman Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 We'll have to see what Dugong will look like once everything is healed, then modify Nick Frost's face accordingly.Doppelganger must remain doppelganger. AnthonyG, dugong, eddyramrod and 2 others 5
Jim Bell Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Someone give the lad a free car. Cheer him up a bit. eddyramrod, Junkman and DodgyBastard 3
HillmanImp Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Someone give the lad a free car. Cheer him up a bit. Maybe give him a Roller? messerschmitt owner, Junkman, Skizzer and 1 other 4
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