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My Punto used to run on 3 when it was first started when the head went, one of the plugs was soaking wet so would be fairly easy to check.

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Other than that could be ECU/wiring/MAP sensor/camshaft sensor/crank sensor/coil packs/plugs/leads/ECU connectors coming adrift (this is fairly common and gratis fix).

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That punto is woefully shite. I can't think of a car I'd want to drive or own less than that. Which is exactly why I would want to own it. I must be a masochist or something.

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I'm going to give it until Sat then start an auction, I think.

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Everybody knows 50cc bikes are for big girls blouses. What you want is a 125. A custom 125. A shit custom 125.

 

 

 

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Bought, but not yet collected, today.

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Everybody knows 50cc bikes are for big girls blouses. What you want is a 125. A custom 125. A shit custom 125.

Bought, but not yet collected, today.

That is grim. Looking at it makes me feel immensely depressed.

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Everybody knows 50cc bikes are for big girls blouses. What you want is a 125. A custom 125. A shit custom 125.

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Bought, but not yet collected, today.

Will look good parked outside the blue oyster.

 

Have you cut the arse cheeks out of your leathers Billy?

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Chinese generic 125. Gy6 engine I guess? I quiet like it........ I'll get my coat

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I remember these from my time in China. They are truly dreadful. I had the misfortune to ride one of these when me and a buddy swapped bikes to go to the next bar. There is something really weird about the gears but I can't remember exactly what it was. No doubt you'll find it and remind me.

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It's so shit, someone has chained their cage to it to stop it from being nicked.

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Some previous owners have enjoyed* 15,000 miles on this between them. You wouldn't want to fight someone that brave.

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I'd buy it. But I'm the silly fat guy that bought and rode a tomos

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Don't attempt to loosen or tighten any Allen bolt or cross head screw, they will round off or snap

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It looks like a fairground ride from Margate Dreamland. Awesome piece of crap!

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Everybody knows 50cc bikes are for big girls blouses. What you want is a 125. A custom 125. A shit custom 125.

 

 

 

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Bought, but not yet collected, today.

 

how much?

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how much?

They paid him to take it away I would think.

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It's truly fantastic. Please auction it. And rig it so I win.

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It's truly fantastic. Please auction it. And rig it so I win.

LOL you must be completely mad :-D ......toys in the attic

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It wasn't very expensive, but might have a home tomorrow. I used my FB POWERZ LEVEL 9 FORCEFIELD to buy it.

 

 

I also scored a really cheap cycle (for the advertised price) by messaging the lad selling it, then complaining to the admin of the site that cycles shouldn't be allowed, so he removed the advert and I was the only one to have got hold of the vendor. DING!

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Don't attempt to loosen or tighten any Allen bolt or cross head screw, they will round off or snap

I remember having exactly the same problem undoing the engine casing screws when I had a 1970 Honda CB250 K1. It was a matter of couse for owners to change the screws for British made Allen screws almost upon purchase. Likewise in the mid 70's anyone buying a Japanese 250cc bike had to junk the OE tyres (non grip Bridgestones) for Dunlop TT100's, Avon Roadrunners, or even Avon Speedmasters. How we laughed at Japanese bikes back then...................

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That's on a whole new level of shonky bike-ness. Well bought, Billy.

 

Was the last owner one of the hairy bikers? They'd probably ride something as shit as that 'jus forra laugh man'...

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You should chop this around and make the most ironic Cafe Racer the world has ever seen.

 

And then throw it away.

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