Christ, MY EYES! Ebay content with pOUR SPELING

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-BMW-535I-AUTO-SILVER-SPERES-OR-REPAIRE-/291351727730?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43d5ea8e72

 

HOW FUCING BIG DO U WANT LETERS TO BE M8??

[Bobthebeard]

Pretty good by EBay standards.... Got six out of ten rite. Err, right.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Two things though:

 

The seller wants £500 for a 1997 535i with a wanked engine.

 

Some clown offered him £400 for a 1997 535i with a wanked engine. And he didn't take it!

 

'i wuld of brought it 4 400 m8'

[Bobthebeard]

Errr..... Eh?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

spears or reapers pal

[Cheggers]

I want to know where he hid the front foglights

[brickwall]

I want to know where he went to skool.

 

Or, didn't as the case appears.

[michael1703]

Worth about £1500 in top condition without warped heads or buy it off him for £500, then pay more for the wheels, then get raped on gaskets and head skims and then say "while I've got it apart I might as well..." And then it will owe you ....£1500

[EssDeeWon]

That sounds like a right money pit.

[Bobthebeard]

"THIS IS AND HAS BEEN A AWSOM CAR. BUT 7 MONTHS AND COUNTLESS POUNDS LATER IT IS UP FOR GRABS

 

SUSPECT HEAD GASTKET FAILER.

 

IF YOU HAVE A ENGIN TO GO STRAIGHT IN OR CAN DO THE JOB AT MINIMUM COST ITS FOR YOU.

 

ITS HAD FRONT DISCS AND PADS

 

REAR DISCS AND PADS

 

FRONT AND REAR DROP LINKS

 

4 TYRES THAT HAVE DONE ABOUT 4000 MILES SO LIKE NEW

 

CAMSHAFT CENCER DEALER PART

 

SOME REAR SUSPENTION BUSHES

 

ABS CENCER O/S/F

 

ALL THE FILTERS INCLUDING FUEL IN THE PAST 5000 MILES.

 

N/S CAT PIPE

 

HID HEAD LIGHTS CONVERTED DIP ONLY.

 

HID FRONT FOG LIGHTS.

 

IF IT GOES FOR THE BUY IT NOW PRICE IT WILL HAVE ANUTHER SET OF WHEELS AND TYRES STILL SERVISABLE JUST A MIXTURE OF MAKES.

 

ILL SELL THE MATCHING SET SEPERATE."

 

Read it and weep folks!

[bub2006]

Sounds like an awsome car costing countless pounds in only 7 month

[bub2006]

Sounds like an awsome car costing countless pounds in only 7 month

[Bobthebeard]

Sounds like an awsome car costing countless pounds in only 7 month

Sounds like a spelling numpty trying to offload a PITA car too....

[xtriple]

It's bloody depressing isn't it the standard of spelling and grammar on e-Bay these days. I know my S and G ain't perfik by any means (I pit it down to all the letters having faded away on my keyboard and a load of dead keys courtesy of the bloody dog walking on it - spacebar is VERY hit or miss) but I do try.

 

Edukaton this das!

[oman5]

Oy! Stop chucking those bloody speres at me!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Sounds like a spelling numpty trying to offload a PITA car too....

 

 

He probably brought it from a mate. 

 

 

I've got 100 quid for it. I might email him.

[Taff]

That advert is astonishing.

 

I got asked by a mate at work if I could help her sell her car. I refused point blank but I did offer to show her how to craft a decent, readable informative advert. She accepted my kind offer and proffered her phone. no,no,no young lady!

 

Still, I did get a crafty peep down her top.

[Bren]

I can hear James Brown singing...

[the judge]

MONG ON TOAST.

[Station]

"SPERES OR REPAIRE"

 

I've only ever seen Spears or repairs. Or Spares or Repears. I never ever expected to see both 'SPEARS' and 'REPEARS' both used together in a sentence, not in my lifetime, but this is a ground breaking occasion.

But this! 'SPERES OR REPAIRE'.

 

He can't even spell the wrong frigging spelling right. His 'play of letters' is SUBLYME.

 

His other auction, for a tool box, has a CLASSIC.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291349758983

 

'I am available to show any one hew wants to see it.'

 

HEW!

 

pmsl!!!!

[MrDuke]

He can't even spell the wrong frigging spelling right.

 

:-D

[derskine]

HI WEN WOZ IT LAST SERVIZZSED

[fordperv]

i blame the amount of short version spellings of words in text messages, people soon forget how to spell or just cant be arsed to spell properly and come across like they werent educated, in my opinion english was quite a poor subject for me at school as i could never quite grasp punctuation, but at least i try.

[steve_earwig]

We have a regular on the 406oc who can't spell or punctuate but he's actually quite a smart chap all told, he's just dyslexic.

[AnthonyG]

It took a good 3 seconds to work out what 'cencer' could possibly be, initially thought he was talking about the Big C.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

It took a good 3 seconds to work out what 'cencer' could possibly be, initially thought he was talking about the Big C.

 

Dont u no anything?

 

'Im as serious as cencer when I say rythym is a dancer'.

[doobietoo]

 

 

RUNS AND DRIVE AWAY. MOT TILL AUG 12 2015. SUSPECT HEAD GASTKET FAILE

Drive and run away more like.....

[Bamboocarman]

"THIS IS AND HAS BEEN A AWSOM CAR. BUT 7 MONTHS AND COUNTLESS POUNDS LATER IT IS UP FOR GRABS

 

SUSPECT HEAD GASTKET FAILER.

 

IF YOU HAVE A ENGIN TO GO STRAIGHT IN OR CAN DO THE JOB AT MINIMUM COST ITS FOR YOU.

 

ITS HAD FRONT DISCS AND PADS

 

REAR DISCS AND PADS

 

FRONT AND REAR DROP LINKS

 

4 TYRES THAT HAVE DONE ABOUT 4000 MILES SO LIKE NEW

 

CAMSHAFT CENCER DEALER PART

 

SOME REAR SUSPENTION BUSHES

 

ABS CENCER O/S/F

 

ALL THE FILTERS INCLUDING FUEL IN THE PAST 5000 MILES.

 

N/S CAT PIPE

 

HID HEAD LIGHTS CONVERTED DIP ONLY.

 

HID FRONT FOG LIGHTS.

 

IF IT GOES FOR THE BUY IT NOW PRICE IT WILL HAVE ANUTHER SET OF WHEELS AND TYRES STILL SERVISABLE JUST A MIXTURE OF MAKES.

 

ILL SELL THE MATCHING SET SEPERATE."

 

Read it and weep folks!

But, surely, the vendor is a supreme ironist?

[HH-R]

The HIDs on the BMW would look great under the head of a sledgehammer.

[Christine]

I bet he's one of those people who calls a windscreen a  windowscreen