For Sale For sale: Citroen Xantia TD Bosch Veg Oil LOVE ME LOVE MY DOG NOW £350

[Inspector Morose]

Watches fate of said car with interest (especially of the engine and box).

[Cavcraft]

Watches fate of said car with interest (especially of the engine and box).

 

 

Key words later  sooner this week will be FOR and SALE.

[sloth]

my uncle was a service manager at a citroen dealer when these were new. he had a few as company cars, and one of the activa ones. fond memories.

[skattrd]

Would I be correct in thinking all your recent dizzlers were n/a?

I reckon you'll love this mate, hatchback for lots of bikes plus turbo and veg loving.

 

I need to have a spin in one of these as I reckon they would make a good work hack.

[Cavcraft]

I our part-exchange department had a 306TD for a short while this year, or last year, or something. Will it persuade me out of the Vectra though?

[garbaldy]

Hell yeh,

 

Vectra = pump dizzle

shitroen = veg

 

what more do you need to know

[skattrd]

I still can't believe you're not razzing about in an Isuzu engined Cav.

[Cavcraft]

I'm just lazy, if truth be told. Fat arsed, lazy barge that's ace on fuel and has cruise control is difficult to beat, especially as it's worth the square root of absolutely fuck all.

[sloth]

the prob with td cavs is that they have a bit of a following in the vaux scene. i should know, most of the ones local to me had been tuned by me.....

[Jim Bell]

"M8 68 XSX" looks like a teenager telling a friend of a sexual encounter via textual message.

 

I shall translate.

 

Mate, she wouldn't do sixtey nine sex. Had to settle for 68.

[oldcars]

Yes and it even has the 90's chic of a bulldog caravan stabaliser bracket 

[Cavcraft]

It's literally on it's way to our Special Vehicle Department right now. 

[chaseracer]

It's literally on it's way to our Special Vehicle Department right now. 

 

The excitement mounts at:

 

Cavcraft SVO

Rammel Drive

Much-Fapping-in-the-Chod

Wirral

 

[Sloth in a bowl]

"M8 68 XSX" looks like a teenager telling a friend of a sexual encounter via textual message.

 

I shall translate.

 

Mate, she wouldn't do sixtey nine sex. Had to settle for 68.

Well, she was a fat bird.

[Micrashed]

Noice.

 

If I can find a LATE wicked red HDi I would have one, failing that its probably going to be an earlyish wicked red C5 with the HDi, though trying to find one in 90BHP flavour is difficult. They all seem to be 110 or 136BHP ones.

[Cavcraft]

Well, the eagle landed earlier today and I enjoyed the dizzy excrement, sorry, excitement if driving it. A full 50 yards, then I had to go to work.

[hairnet]

theyre ace - if could get the old git not to say she wanted a newer car - would have another - even she likes them

 

the one we sold to reanimation is still going

[Cavcraft]

Now (un)surprisingly for sale. The vendor told me it'd has new spheres recently and that the engine was replaced with a new one from a Citroen dealers at 80,000 miles, it's now got 144k on it. Not seen any receipts for the above so to be taken with a pinch of salt but it's ace to drive . I noticed the rev counter doesn't work and the driver's door lock has 'done a Citroen', but the remote plipper works. Drives very nicely indeed.

[Micrashed]

And.... As they say over the border in Yorkshire...

Owwwwww Muuuuuch?

[Cavcraft]

Erm, probably £495 Ono with a suitable shiters discount after that. It seems fairly hard to value as it's got all the right stuff but is an older one. Hopefully the veg friendly but will help its cause.

 

Most importantly though it is negotiable.

[M'coli]

I may well be interested!

[Cavcraft]

When messaging please quote Special Offer Code: MK2CAV. 

[Jim Bell]

That man could buy a car in the rain and sell it before it was wet.

 

Which is to be applauded.

[Cavcraft]

Some interesting* information:

 

It's only had three owners.

 

The last registered keeper and his address must have been typed on to the V5 using a Bablefish scatter gun.

[Taff]

Erm, probably £495 Ono with a suitable shiters discount after that. It seems fairly hard to value as it's got all the right stuff but is an older one. Hopefully the veg friendly but will help its cause.

 

Most importantly though it is negotiable.

 

where is Sir located, please?

[warren t claim]

where is Sir located, please?

Cavette is a Cestrian which is Latin for Welsh Scouser. If you turn up wearing a colourful pullover while holding a Betamax copy of yourself on countdown then the locals will probably crown you their king.

[Cavcraft]

Half ignoring the blatant flippancy of Mr Claim, I am indeed a (plastic) Cestrian, residing in God's favourite city, Chester.

[Taff]

Half ignoring the blatant flippancy of Mr Claim, I am indeed a (plastic) Cestrian, residing in God's favourite city, Chester.

 

cheers, bit far which is a shame as my probable new job means a veg-er with cruise control is far more suitable than my escort

 

cheers anyway mate

[Cavcraft]

Couple of hours on the train, nice drive home via Mid Wales. Couldn't get better!

[Taff]

Couple of hours on the train, nice drive home via Mid Wales. Couldn't get better!

 

peering at Gods own country through the train windows??

 

get thee behind me, Satan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

take the escort as shite PX?!