Cavcraft's cavalcade of crap. Local honey.

[chaseracer]

Bonfire.

[MrDuke]

Wait for spring.

[hairnet]

cant at his age

[hairnet]

Bonfire.

mars?

[andy18s]

Sell it as a field find?

[Cavcraft]

Rescue car to the rescue

 

 

but mostly down to DW's sage advice ref. tyre presures, it's out now (thanks, Ian) and verily did they Lord repayeth thine loyal soldier for its aid...

 

 

Fornicate a feathered pond dweller.

[chaseracer]

Nailed it.

[richardthestag]

that ^^ could be plugged ?

[hairnet]

hed have to take the one outta his butt

[Cavcraft]

Yeah, it'll be repairable, just a pain. I've actually got four matching spare wheels, one or two of which have great tyres too. 

[junkyarddog]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I once got a parking ticket in that very spot!

 

Have no idea what the parking womble was thinking when he slapped it an Irish registered motor.

 

Needless to say I never paid it

[Guest Hooli]

Turn the traction control off too, all it ever did when I drove FWDs transits was cause axle tramp. I left just as much rubber on the floor.

[Pillock]

Has that transit got a stickerbombed lower B pillar and sill?

[Cavcraft]

Didn't even know I could turn TC on/off!

 

Pillock: yes!

[Pillock]

Nice. Is it structural?

[Guest Hooli]

Didn't even know I could turn TC on/off!

 

Pillock: yes!

 

First thing I found out when driving one! The one I had had a button on the dash for it.

[Arthur Foxhake]

Didn't even know I could turn TC on/off!

 

If you have no TC off button by your left knee on the dash, you have no TC.

Most don't.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Transit abandoned in a muddy field? No point going back; it'll have dissolved by morning. Stickers should still be usable though.

[Cavcraft]

Round the corner from me little belter that’s normally garaged...

 

[Split_Pin]

Just smashed my yoghurt truck there...n

[Noel Tidybeard]

Just smashed my yoghurt truck there...n

yes it is a nice ovloV isnt it

[Cavcraft]

Seen this knocking about locally and discovered where it lives today when walking the dog... 

 

 

 

 

...it's got the proper engine for one of these (Di) and is still MOT'd and taxed. Must get round to a 'If you ever want to sell this' note to post them one day.

[Split_Pin]

It also looks like its one of those 1990 'Bonus' models too.

[Cavcraft]

Scottish shite

 

 

 

Today shite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Blackpool, yesterday...

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know down in the dumps people sometimes wear aftershave and perfume to make themselves feel good as a way of cheering themselves up? Well, maybe anyone who is overly happy and wants to feel a bit pissed off should bottle the stench of utter misery the interior of those Escorts give off and wear it at weddings and birthday parties.

[mercrocker]

Dunno about Ecky's but I always expect Mk3 Cortinas to smell of Blackpool - candy floss, tarty hen parties and yesterday's donuts with a slight salty under-current.   Rarely been disappointed.....

[Cavcraft]

Can feel a door knock coming on.

 

[oldcars]

Can feel a door knock coming on.

 

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Not a fan of the 1 series but each to there own.

[Pillock]

No, he means there's an empty parking space and would they like a car to put in it?

[Noel Tidybeard]

i would imagine the tinacorner is Ruby being piloted by Pete C