for sale Autoshite Decals - restock *pg 11* £2.50

[Timewaster]

Remember the first dealer sticker with the six mile bottom address?

 

I went past the actual address yesterday and there is a gold MB190 up on axle stands and apparently engineless.

 

Fitting I thought.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

ASAC Decal applied.

[Richard]

Remember the first dealer sticker with the six mile bottom address?

 

I went past the actual address yesterday and there is a gold MB190 up on axle stands and apparently engineless.

 

Fitting I thought.

 

It's a real address? I've had more than one person ask me how they managed to get the BOOBIES phone number.

 

All the Arnold Clark stickers are applied incorrectly, they should be positioned so the wiper sweeps through the bottom.

[Jim Bell]

All the Arnold Clark stickers are applied incorrectly, they should be positioned so the wiper sweeps through the bottom.

You want us to stick them on our arses?!

[Lacquer Peel]

 

The Volvo-hounds approve. My V70 was originally supplied by AC for extra points.

[Richard]

Within the sweep of the wiper I hope.

[D Spares & Tyres]

My favourite one I saw on an A Team replica van last year :

 

NO FOOLS LEFT IN THIS VAN OVERNIGHT

 

I wouldn`t mind that on my Escort

[UltraWomble]

Remember the first dealer sticker with the six mile bottom address?

 

May 6th by Micrashed, on Flickr

I onlt noticed this today.

I are not very observent.

[Taff]

I hadn't noticed it until you showed me...

[oldcars]

Wife is back!

For added Arnold Shark effect you should have stuck it at the bottom, in the wiper sweep so it gets mashed up.

[D Spares & Tyres]

My favourite one I saw on an A Team replica van last year :

 

NO FOOLS LEFT IN THIS VAN OVERNIGHT

 

I wouldn`t mind that on my Escort

On reflection, I may be sleeping in it at shitefest so it would be a lie..

[worldofceri]

May 6th by Micrashed, on Flickr

I onlt noticed this today.

I are not very observent.

I see you have an early edition with boobeis misspelt.

[Taff]

so my latest sticker order arrived hot foot from Chateau Shitpeas and as ever they are top notch. But don't just take my word for it, check out the opinion of a small dinosaur

 

 

 

AutoShite - Endorsed by small dinosaurs

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Jurassic Park!

 

 

Stock update:

 

Couple of SVM approved left.

 

Lots of Beige and Black Autoshite decals left.

 

EVERYTHING ELSE IS SOLD OUT!

[I_am_Diesel]

Since attaching an Autoshite sticker to my Astra, an innumerable quantity of attractive nubile young ladies have expressed an overwhelming desire to procreate with me.

 

Phact!!!!!

[Eno]

I'd quite like a decal for the prelude. How do I go about getting some?

[I_am_Diesel]

Put a decal on your Prelude and you will be "getting some"

[Taff]

He_is_Diesel speaks the truth. Each AS decal comes with a shitty stick to fend off members of the opposite sex*

[Jim Bell]

*fanny though probable is not in any way garuntee'd.

 

Similarly, if you are going left at the lights, I cannot garuntee knob action.

 

 

ONLY PICTURES OF KNOB IS MY GARUNTEE.

[Eno]

Lovely stuff.

[nisfan]

When passing the bingo hall a brood of fetching ggilfs spotted my awesome Master shiPTeas stickers, cobwebs in mouth action occured, haunted pussy for the win.

[Split_Pin]

Are there any of the Arnold Clark style stickers left?

[Jim Bell]

There is nothing left.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Can we knock up a slightly better version of this?

[LessThanEqual]

Shame there are none left. I was going to get one made through VistaPrint but they want £7 for one including postage... Here's the PNG if anyone wants it.

[Jim Bell]

Try pming Filthyjohn. He has a vinyl cutter and was talking about doing some AS decals.

[Split_Pin]

Thanks LTE, £7 is worth it as round here every second car has a real AC sticker so will confuse the feck out of everyone.

[filthyjohn]

I can do them. That £7 is probably because it's two colours, they'll print onto white vinyl backing which requires machines which are out of my reach. To do black-on-yellow I'll have to lay up a black sticker onto a yellow rectangle.

The plus side is they'll be 12-year rated outdoor vinyl which won't fade in UV like many multicoloured stickers.

 

I can give the Arnold Shark one a go too, but TBH I'm shit at graphic design so I prefer nice big images to cut down on the pixel wrangling.

[Split_Pin]

That would be smashing FJ. How many orders would you need for it to be viable?

[filthyjohn]

They can be done one at a time but batches of 6/10 are more convenient. It's all about how many you can fit on a sheet of vinyl. Cutting widths of 8", 12" and 15" on my machines.

I've asked Matt, the lad who was doing them before, if he wants to do them. He has vinyl in the right colours (I'd have to order a roll of yellow), and the necessary files (imagine a CNC machine for thin plastic).

Matt's willing to knock up a batch, I'm waiting to hear more.