Bumper Stickers

[chaseracer]

I'm driving down the cost of housing in YOUR area.

WANT.

 

I am about to depress local property values even further by parking (under the tree in the garden) a 205D that's spent the last seven months parked under another tree in another garden. Yes, I may actually have to wash a car...

[chaseracer]

Additional to the lefty messages, the Blingo wears a sticker (in a Star Wars font) which may appeal to members of the West Midlands AS Massiv...

 

"THIS AY THE CAR YOW'M LOOKIN FOWER"

 

[dollywobbler]

I've long considered getting a NO NEED TO COMPENSATE sticker on the 2CV. Perfect for when parking next to BMWs.

[babydriver]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole

[xtriple]

I had : ' This Bike is protected by security sticker' on the back of my Triumph.

[Formula Autos]

[Guest Breadvan72]

HONK IF YOUR HORN IS BROKEN

 

 

MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY

[Taff]

a couple i have had in the past

 

Tattooed White Trash

 

Let freedom ring with machine gun fire

 

A picture of a dog in a red circle with a line through it and the words "or fat girls" underneath it

 

Oh, and embossed onto my licence plate of the Galaxie, where the dealer name would be "safe as fuck"

[MrDuke]

Wasn't that a Ministry song?

 

 

No, that was Jesus Built My Hotrod (I think)

[richardthestag]

There is a rather elderly woman who drives around mk who has...

 

Its not saturday night so why are you up my arse?

[ShiteRider]

I've got this in the back of mine (i live near wigan)

[barefoot]

I have; I (heart) Danny Lord, a bloke I once met, he gave me a sticker.

Odd thing to do but nice.

[vulgalour]

In direct parody of the OLLI crowd; One Pie Eat It

[HillmanImp]

'I express my individuality through mass produced bumper stickers' 

[vulgalour]

INDIVIDUAL

just like everyone else

[plasticvandan]

if you must ride my ass,at least pull my hair

[barefoot]

Rebel without a campsite.

[vulgalour]

This aint no upwardly mobile freeway

 

A63

 

Oh no, this is the road to Hull

[Craig the Princess]

Warning : Gaffer tape underneath

[jakebullet]

Seen on the back of a bright yellow streetwise today "You've just been rovertaken"

[Bucketeer]

For those who aren't keen on stickers but would still like their car to say something mildly offensive/humorous/informative, how about cross-stitching your phrase of choice onto a cushion or tissue box cover for the parcel shelf.

Free and fun*.

 

Serendipitously, I was looking at profane embroidery earlier today.

 

[Sloth in a bowl]

'What do you mean shite, I paid £200 for this'

 

'If you can read this, sorry about the farting'

 

'Lotus wants me for a Sunbeam'

[Taff]

 

This aint no upwardly mobile freeway

A63

Oh no, this is the road to Hull

 

or down here:-

 

Get your kicks on the A36

[sutty2006]

I had a sticker made for the back bumper on my old Discovery.

 

 

"YOUR SKID STOPS HERE"

 

 

In massive white letters. Never got tail gated, strange that........

[dugong]

YOUR MUM

[PhilA]

GR8 BUMBER STIKA M8