Collecting mission. Live updates (sortof)

[dugong]

Any traffic I should be talking about?

[Twiggy]

It's been about 15mins now with no update, I'm worried the Jehovah's have persued and converted him

 

 

To unleaded ?

[pandamonium]

On my way home now.

[purplebargeken]

[pandamonium]

Stopped off for a mini valet, will post pics when i am at a computer later.

[Pillock]

Don't forget the petrol station shot.

[purplebargeken]

We haz update?

[vulgalour]

I think after this much time after his last post we can confidently assume he's dead.  Probably in a ditch, upside down, covered in petrol and on fire.  It was such a gripping read so far it's the only reasonable conclusion any of us can make.

[purplebargeken]

I imagine it was the Bulgarians wot did it boss.

 

Ahhh, it was obviously a Bulgarian run hand car wash place. The car is now on it's way to eastern Europe and poor Pandamonium is forever lost to us. Possibly hidden in a barrel of industrial strength car shampoo and slowly dissolving.

 

I should be a detective. Murder? Blame it on the hand car wash folk. Job done. For a fiver. 

[Buff McHugelarge]

A most enthralling thread. 

 

Shame about the untimely, fiery death of the OP. 

I'm sure he died doing what he loved. 

[purplebargeken]

I think I may have overdone the Baileys again.

 

C'mon Alan, don't keep us all in suspense. We need an ending to this saga of Sunday super chod collection otherwise our heads will explode with sheer frustration.

[rml2345]

Upside down in a ditch full of Bulgarians on fire... He's died a true shite hero.

Should we ring the AA for a 21 jumpstart salute?

[purplebargeken]

At least they were clean Bulgarians. Maybe.

[fordperv]

Upside down in a ditch full of Bulgarians on fire... He's died a true shite hero.

Should we ring the AA for a 21 jumpstart salute?

 

they are on standby

 

 

[pandamonium]

I'm fine, sorry to report. I'm out seeing my little boy, won't be home for an hour or so yet.

[Asimo]

"You got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. We're breathing again. Thanks a lot!" 

[vulgalour]

HOLY CRAP IT'S A GHOST!  I'M CALLING SCOOBYDOO AND THE GANG

[fordperv]

HOLY CRAP IT'S A GHOST!  I'M CALLING SCOOBYDOO AND THE GANG

 

they are on the way in the shittery machine

 

[Pillock]

Alan? Alan? Alan? Alan? etc.

[pandamonium]

[pandamonium]

Finally back home, and very pleased with my purchase.

Seller was a really nice bloke, very helpful and honest. Car drives better than I expected and I can't fault it.

 

Gave it a Lithuanian wash on the way back and got it up to my OCD standards.

 

I did spot a couple of holes in my prep when I set off after buying it. I had forgotten both Sat Nav and breakdown cover. Thankfully neither were needed!

 

I escaped the JW's and managed not to step in the dog mess. (See above pic - of the dog mess not the J-dubs)

 

So a very successful day!

[fordperv]

excellent looking purchase there 12/10

[eddyramrod]

Agreed!  Looks at least as nice as the one I had, but with half the miles on it.  Well done indeed.

[rml2345]

Looks like the suspense was worth it. May it serve you well!

[bub2006]

Alan? Alan? Alan? Alan? etc.

Steve,Steve,Steve,steve

[bub2006]

Who is Dan??!! I was referring to the walk on the wild side TV program!

[Lord Sterling]

I like the sequence of pics Pandamon, its like a day in the life of a drunkard or something.

[Pillock]

No pez station shot? IDIOT! Take the car back and start again.

[pandamonium]

Plenty fuel still in it, seller left me half a tank, sorry.

[FredTransit]

look what I miss when I am not on for a day!? I woz in Kent deperately trying to get a V4 started whilst Jack Regan sat in his consul looking depondant.