ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Richard]

You got them on the XL too.

[boobydoo]

100 grand for a Beetle?

 

Surely thats one too many nines!! Pity it aint £995...I'd love to have it!

 

Thats one of those cars that people bought when new, to 'store' and sell at a mahoosive profit years in the future. MGB LE's are another one....they're always turning up with bog-all mileage for 15-20k!

[wuvvum]

The advert says "Call Geoff for details and price" so I would imagine the £99,999 is just there because he had to put something in.

[seth]

Genuine piece of wood for sale.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/rolls-royce-wheel-spoke-/180635485731?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2a0eb6c623

 

 

i dont have any paperwork with the item but you can tell it,s the real deal

[richardthestag]

^^^ just literally rolf'ed myself off the chair, out the office door and down 2 flights of stairs! and still rofl ing

 

Nice bit of kindling that

[TagoraSX]

 

i dont have any paperwork with the item but you can tell it,s the real deal

 

I wonder if its the real Red Deal?

 

I'm so sorry.

[Angrydicky]

That spoke has to be 'Bargain' of the year

 

Well done Seth

[trigger]

A bag of sand for a lump of wood??!!, What has the world come too?!

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-FORD-ESCORT- ... 336608df03

 

Been In Storage Since 1997

All Original Including The Rust.

 

This Vehicle Needs Welding, Replacement Parts And A Possible Complete Mechanical Overhaul

Low Mileage But Never The Less A Hard Working Builders Vehicle

Needs Trailering Away

 

Starting bid: £1,450.00

[George-Roper]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/COSWORTH-YB-DIVIS ... 0668533605?

 

£52.580

[Guest]

price: £11,995

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1970-MK1-FORD-TRA ... 0580153476?

[mattblack]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-MGTF-SPARE- ... 4155eedeaf

 

45 notes for a steel wheel and 175/65R14 tyre.

 

Am I missing something?

[BMC Dan]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C216304/#

 

Price: £8000 As stated

[Guest]

I know this has headline mileage but its a (if you pardon the description) cripple cruiser not a ghia or anything.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ESCORT-CHAIR ... 0612144454?

£4,995.00

Limited market - hardly a oldskoolford or retro ride is it.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFiojN4ED-k

 

What! They binned a pair of perfectly good Sercks for those shit modern number plates.

Nice resto job though.

[pogweasel]

RETRO PIKEY.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1961-BEDFORD-JO-1 ... 0755588806

[darkfour]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/FIAT-500-1967-Autobianchi-Bianchina-/290545982640?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item43a5e3dcb0

 

$35,000 US... Really? and you can't be ar$ed to move it out from the trees?

 

 

Or how's about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang here...

 

POSSIBLY London To Brighton eligible

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1904-Brennan-Race-Car-Brass-Era-Horseless-Carriage-/260754557247?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item3cb62ec93f

[Claypole]

Chitty's even got a retro tat suitcase, puts those hipsters of today out of fashion for 100 years.

[scruff]

Or for a "few quid" more...

 

 

£ 8,495 as a station wagon

 

£9,995 as a soft top

 

 

http://www.landrovercentre.com/stock/OTHER_LAND_ROVERS.htm

 

Knowing the vendors it'll go for that too, probably overseas

[dollywobbler]

Blimey. That's fast work! It was literally collected yesterday. Thought he was at least going to tidy it up a bit before asking for dollar!

[Cavcraft]

Is it D701 SWL?

[dollywobbler]

It got towed on a trailer. The only thing fast between here and Reading would have been the fuel disappearing into the twin SUs!

 

It did go remarkably well though, even if the exhaust is leaking quite badly.

[ashmicro]

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-MG-METRO-TUR ... 3a64709f9e

 

 

Too dear old son. A bit tatty round the front end, and some definite defferent-paint action going on there. And, they're 90 brake not 110, unless it isn't as "Totally standard" as he makes out.

 

I predict he'll get about £600 and it'll be broken for a Mini.

[BMC Dan]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aa-members-handbo ... 3f084ef48c

 

Picked up an identical one for a quid at a secondhand market this morning, and two other examples are currently on the bay at similar money with NIL bids.

[Cavcraft]

Mr Metro says:

'Please don't offer me bangers and want top dollar for them'

[Father Ted]

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-MG-METRO-TUR ... 3a64709f9e

 

 

Too dear old son. A bit tatty round the front end, and some definite defferent-paint action going on there. And, they're 90 brake not 110, unless it isn't as "Totally standard" as he makes out.

 

I predict he'll get about £600 and it'll be broken for a Mini.

WTF is going on with the front end? Panel gaps all over the place and looks like it was put together by Stevie Wonder - even the after market speakers chiselled into the parcel shelf are not matching.

If it were OE and mint then yes, £3 large would be at the top end of reality, but not that.

[ProgRocker]

The front end of that MG Metro appears to be a different shade of white?? Looks a bit tired for 35k miles.

[Captain Mainwaring]

OMFG

 

Bit pricey, but I'm otherwise tempted...

[Alexg]

That Metro seller is an utter foreskin

 

In a nutshell

 

HAS HAD 2 WINGS PREVIOUSLY SO ALL DONE BUT COLOUR LITTLE OFF SHADE

COULD DO WITH OIL VALVE STEM SEALS DOING ONLY AS SMOKES A BIT

MINOR IMPERFECTION HERE AND THERE

ALMOST DENT FREE

UST ON INSIDE OF DOORS BUT THEY ALL DO???

I NO WHAT CARS ARE WORTH HENSE IM A TRADER

GIVEAWAY PRICE....

Classified ad price: £3,000.00

[Rocket88]

OK, eradicating rust and decent re-paint £3000

Valve seals [and unleaded head conversion] £350

replacing gearbox when it goes bang [and it will] £400

 

Oh hang, that's more than I paid for the car..........................