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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/112719989/ford-sierra-sapphire-16-gls.html

 

 

For sale is our 1991 family Ford Sierra 1.6GLS. . . .

It has just failed its MOT and requires welding on the sills and welding on the seat mounting points. . . .
The bonnet and rear OSR body panel have faded. . . . .
If someone has the time (and welding experience) this car could be used as a future classic car.

 

Price:     £1,750

 

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That cars been smashed about all over town, I'll bet.

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DS20

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£995 for THAT?  Ã‚£500 would be more like it.  And even then... 

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I got 500 for a pretty good 2001 SE TDI without the bodywork looking like it has been parked on a level crossing

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Good Lord. Are those Corsa rear lights?

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Good Lord. Are those Corsa rear lights?

... just FRO, go pi$$ on a Bristol!

 

LoL

 

 

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Holy Mary and Patrick, what were they thinking here?

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C410921

 

 

 

Twenty grand?  I invite you to sit on this, friend, and swivel.

 I think this is the one that someone cleverer than me described as John Steed in a tracksuit

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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^  In which case apologies for the repost, although I think it's more John Steed with a brain transplant from Danny Dyer and then gussied up like Barbara-Cartland-does-Gladiators.

 

Meanwhile, this is a lot more tasteful...

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C132730

 

...and it's all very tidy and everything, but 15 GRAND?  Is that really the going rate for a decent one?  :shock:

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's over three large for a 205 with 6000 miles on the clock. "Car was serviced EVERY year at Peugeot dealer, not considering the low mileage (cars are required to be serviced every 7k miles or every 12 month)" - well done, do you want a medal for following instructions? I put a ready meal in the microwave earlier, and carefully set the timer to what the box told me to. Go me.

 

Also, too lazy to vacuum it before taking photos. The Doctor, this ain't.

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Bren Rank: Talbot Tagora

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^  In which case apologies for the repost, although I think it's more John Steed with a brain transplant from Danny Dyer and then gussied up like Barbara-Cartland-does-Gladiators.

 

Meanwhile, this is a lot more tasteful...

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C132730

 

...and it's all very tidy and everything, but 15 GRAND?  Is that really the going rate for a decent one?  :shock:

One sold on retro rides for under £1k last week.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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^ GLWTS Vlad mate.

 

I think this one has been around before:

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C136271

 

The car needs front /rear windows and driver's side window.

 

No tax /Mot.Not been on road for 12 yrs

 

Ok, so it's fucked.

 

Price: £1349 

 

:blink2:  :wacko:

 

to get the car ready for M.o.t,standard would require a two weeks of time and money.approximately

 

NO OFFERS MEANS NO OFFERS.OR TIMEWASTERS

 

No offers please. NO OFFERS.

 

Do Not make any Offers !!!!.

 

IF You Do Not like Hard graft to do on this car OR Do NOT Enough Money .Go Else where. Do NOt Make any oFFers .Please !!!

 

Verdict: Care in the Community.

 
 
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I wasn't looking for Lotus Elise's honest geezers but this caught my eye (closer it gets worse).

 

Looks like it's flattened some grass in it's time, oh and the Lotus looks over priced to me as well.

 

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bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Alright then which clever fella changed their name to Vladimir putin?! Made me laugh did that.

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wuvvum

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That ZIL is GR9.  Looks like the bastard offspring of a Grosser Mercedes and a Nissan 300C.  Not sure it's worth 6 figures though mind.

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Alright then which clever fella changed their name to Vladimir putin?! Made me laugh did that.

 

Nobody, it really is him.

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bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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Nobody, it really is him.

With this forum I wouldn't be surprised!
D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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I wasn't looking for Lotus Elise's honest geezers but this caught my eye (closer it gets worse).

 

Looks like it's flattened some grass in it's time, oh and the Lotus looks over priced to me as well.

 

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what Lotus, I didn`t see a Lotus?

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billy_bunter Rank: Austin Maxi

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^^^ I have seen this up close and it does get worse.

 

Have not seen the black and white/whitish one with the higher than average tide line....

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