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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EXCALIBUR-V8-RH-DRIVE-UNIQUE-Custom-Made-Special-steel-body-full-leather-/151293753987

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Classified Ad price: £49,950.00

 

When I  bought this car I gave three cars and a lump of cash one car was a Rolls Royce Wraith 11 in spotless condition and two Audi.s a S6 v8 and a TT . And then started restoring it .

I've done some daft things in life, but this gets the biscuit.

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's just hilariously shit! I quite like the actual Excalibers - this looks like someone has tried to copy one, based on a short description. Sent by fax machine.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That is red and cream thing is eye-poppingly shit on all levels! can you imagine just what a massive bell end you'd feel driving round in it, even a 5 yr-old will laugh at it FFS.

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bogeyhead

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The Sunny has a "Make an offer" box. Maybe try £150 and see if you can strike a deal at around £250?

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^^^Fuck me but that Excaliber thing is awful.

 

It's the worst thing since that Bmw / Jensen Interceptor mutant, thing, thing.

 

If I win EuroMillions I will buy it and have it shredded.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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...''the first owner who resided in Wollaton, Nottingham and who owned the vehicle for just exactly one year during which time it covered just 9500 miles. On 3rd May 1967 it was acquired by a highly regarded and reputable dealer “Brownhills  Garage of Nottinghamâ€Â- the same “Brownhills†who, in more recent years have become synonymous with being the largest motorhome retailers in Europe; now situated in Newark-on-trent.. “Brownhills Garage†then went on to supplying the vehicle to a it’s only owner since on 5th September 1967, and who, upon making his purchase at the same time commissioned Brownhills to fit a number of...''

 

Surely he even bored himself just typing this?

 

 

Just look at it as the opening to an Alan Partridge corporate video

bogeyhead Rank Morris Ital

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Looking at the Excaliber man's other ebay items, he runs a breakers yard for mainly Rolls Royces and Bentleys. He must have raided his own parts bin to come up with this Turdmobile and then changed its name to Excaliber by deed poll.

Bren Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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My other half wanted one of those Beauford - things as a wedding car.

 

She was told to fuck right off, I was'nt going to be seen dead in something that looked like Liberace should be driving it.

 

Morris Oxford it was.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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getting bored of stratospheric prices for old Range Rovers, this one is 20k over the previous ceiling for a tidy a suffix.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221419320486

 

did laugh though

 

For Sale, Range Rover 1971 2 door v8 4 speed manuel.

 

 

 

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Bren Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I blame Quentin Willson.

 

He was saying that early RR's were fetching 50k the other week in the Sunday mirror.

 

This week the one to watch is the jensen interceptor,according to his column.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That baldy headed twat probably just goes and buys one, puts it in the paper as a 'hot tip' then chucks it back in the auctions the following week (with a few less miles on LOLOLOLOL) hoping for a quick PROF based on the market 'clamour' he thinks he's created.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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 GYX 424J is well known and a fine vehicle, but 42 five is nuts.

 

I've seen an early rangie at that price which had 6000 genuine miles and restored as if it just plopped out Lode Lane. That's what I would want for that sorta money. Besides, I'm not idle rich so it doesn't really matter.

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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I spotted that Sunny in the car park at the Wymondham classic car auction last year.  Yes it is pretty much immaculate, but it's still not even close to 5 bags 'orth.

 

Especially when you consider that my Cherry Europe GTi cost a lot less than that and is much, much rarer (and probably more desirable too I'd wager) but probably just as mint. Good car though a B11 is, it's not a terribly interesting one.... especially in white. If it was a Leprix then maybe....

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Looks like one of those pig ugly ssang yong things that's been left too close to the fire.

*gasps*

 

Here, somebody hold my coat while I re-educate Bren.

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Bren Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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*gasps*

Here, somebody hold my coat while I re-educate Bren.

I like lancia's but not that one.

 

I find it hard to believe whoever conceived that bastard child of Beelzebub could be responsible for the utterly gorgeous stratos - I asked for a TCR (remember those?) for Christmas 1980 because it had a stratos.

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

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IN 1967 a few Japanese luxury saloons were imported to NZ. Someone has got one which has been carefully put aside for when the time is right to make a killing.

Now must be the time, or is he selling it before it completely turns to dust ?

 

Only 3000 pounds for this beauty.

 

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/auction-721605367.htm

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It'll need to come with gold plated high-class whores and towing a Bentley.

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meshking Rank: Citroen Ami

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Dunno how much an H reg Sierra saloon is worth with no T&T but this surprised me:

 

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