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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fark me, what a hunny! Notice it's sold now, wonder how much he wanted for it?

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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The "E-Type" of the late nineties, with the powerful normally aspirated diesel engine that's covered ONLY 200 thousand miles and with NO muddy stains on all of the seats, this doesn't need some fancy lighting in the dealer's photo corner, this should sell itself! £1200

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What the actual f*ck?

 

 

Only £6,000.

 

:lol:

 

 

I'm sorely tempted to ask J if he has any other pictures of his bint. Peddling filth or not.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Fark me, what a hunny! Notice it's sold now, wonder how much he wanted for it?

 

I think it was £9995

Morgan84 Rank: Citroen Ami

Morgan84

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Mini pick-ups do make very good money so its no suprise - still a lot of money though however you look at it

Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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Jesus H Tapdancing Christ! Check out the price of the Mk3 Granada Estate on here:

 

http://www.percivalmotorco.co.uk/cars/stocklist.html

 

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I know this bloke quite well, as he's actually ok. He does ask top dollar for stuff, but if you have a nice trade in, you'll get a good price for it. All of his stock is AI condition, as he's been in business a long time, so he must be doing something right.

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

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I guess it's the same defence argument as for the D*ctor: if people are prepared to pay it then it must be ok...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Dear God, this will take some beating:

 

Take a £900-ish Punto, try and make sure it's a fairly shit spec with non-colour coded bumpers and the rest of the car is a fairly gash colour. Adverrtise on the net, attempt to appeal to complete simpletons, then sit back and watch the phone not rin.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-1- ... 3f171969cf

 

'REPRESENTATIVE 59.8%APR - CAR FINANCING AVAILABLE FROM MYMONEYMAN LIMITED - “PAY AS YOU GO MOTORING”

 

**** Based on an Upfront Advance Cash Purchase Amount of £164.75, your Weekly Loan Repayments Would Then Be £38.13.****

 

REPRESENTATIVE EXAMPLE: REPRESENTATIVE 59.8%APR. Flat rate fixed interest of 30% per annum. 156 equal weekly repayments of £38.13. The total amount payable on loan is £6113.03. The cash cost of the car is £3295. The amounts of the upfront advance cash purchase amount and weekly loan repayments for this car are as shown immediately above. Charges for arrears and default may be applied. The loan does not cover the cash deposit payable to Cars4All and you must find that cash from other sources.'

 

Probably a rhetorical question but are people really that effing thick or desperate?

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Fucking hell, that is depressing. Six grand for a knackered Punto? There should be a law against it etc

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It must be worth £5,995 as the tank has a chipboard bog seat for a top hatch.

Morgan84 Rank: Citroen Ami

Morgan84

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The sump on that Punto will have rotted through before even half the payments have been made

philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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**** Based on an Upfront Advance Cash Purchase Amount of £164.75, your Weekly Loan Repayments Would Then Be £38.13.****

 

So if you take into account 'upfront advance cash purchase amount' I bought an entire Alfa Romeo 156 with 12 months MOT for the same as the initial payment and 5.1 weeks of loan payments. People surely can't be this christingly thick to actually fall for this blatant loan shark rip of merchant deal.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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People surely can't be this christingly thick to actually fall for this blatant loan shark rip of merchant deal.

 

NEVER over estimate the intelligence of the great British public...... :wink:

I honestly did 'LOL' when I read that ad, how anyone in their right mind is going to pay six large for £500-worth of poverty-spec Punto is beyond me, but if he keeps advertising it like that for long enough you never know. :lol:

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That Punto is appalling, a screen price of £3295 and a finance rate of 30% flat. Some poor, but stupid, young girl with £500 worth of defaults on her House of Frasier storecard will think that'll be her only way into a 'new' car, before it goes pop in 1 years time with her still oweing £3000.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If I ever planned to emigrate I'd just go round, sign up for as many of these rip off deals as possible, drive them into the sea then disappear into thin air.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Dear God, this will take some beating:

 

Take a £900-ish Punto, try and make sure it's a fairly shit spec with non-colour coded bumpers and the rest of the car is a fairly gash colour. Adverrtise on the net, attempt to appeal to complete simpletons, then sit back and watch the phone not rin.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-1- ... 3f171969cf

 

REPRESENTATIVE EXAMPLE: REPRESENTATIVE 59.8%APR. Flat rate fixed interest of 30% per annum. 156 equal weekly repayments of £38.13. The total amount payable on loan is £6113.03. The cash cost of the car is £3295. The amounts of the upfront advance cash purchase amount and weekly loan repayments for this car are as shown immediately above. Charges for arrears and default may be applied. The loan does not cover the cash deposit payable to Cars4All and you must find that cash from other sources.'[/i][/color]

 

alf892 Rank: Renault 16

alf892

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check out his other items................that Punto is a bargain. Truly cars for all.........

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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That is pretty special, Mind you if your daft enough to take out one of their loans then you deserve everything that comes to you, check out some of his other stock like Alf said:.

 

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156 equal weekly repayments of £28.87. The total amount payable on loan is £4628.47. The cash cost of the car is £2495

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-Gh ... 3f171d4508

 

156 equal weekly repayments of £34.66. The total amount payable on loan is £5556.71. The cash cost of the car is £2995

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-206-Q ... 3f171e7cc7

 

156 equal weekly repayments of £57.80. The total amount payable on loan is £9266.55. The cash cost of the car is £4995

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-Club ... 3f1b6b911e

 

156 equal weekly repayments of £34.66. The total amount payable on loan is £5556.71. The cash cost of the car is £2995.

 

And my favorite one:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-Sp ... 3f171d560c

 

156 equal weekly repayments of £57.80. The total amount payable on loan is £9266.55. The cash cost of the car is £4995

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