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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Seemingly because he spent six grand on a respray for it.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Hi mate can you send me a few pictures, particularly of the pile of cash totalling £5500 that is presumably in the boot of the car. I'm willing to make you an offer on the car providing the cash contains no scottish £50 notes or out of date twenties. Thx, Dave.
Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It's nice but is a plastic bodied, Imp engined car really worth £6k? :?

 

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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Yes, the engine's about £2k on its own, and the rest of the work will have been carried out to a high standard - the vendor is well-known within Imp circles.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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£20,000

 

Location: Discount Cars of Rochdale.

 

Discount Cars of Rochdale

 

Discount Cars

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/autograss-cla ... 4d04677500

 

Three hundred pissing quid for a stripped out, shagged out, missing wiring Corsa that's 'cage ready'. God forbid they'd actually take the fucking headlights out, it must be far easier to plate them :roll:

 

'Q: You've wrecked a perfectly good car, you fucking moron. J. Watanabe.

A: Hi Jon, ok £275 and it's your's'

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Lights blue touch paper and stands well back....

 

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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

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That Daimler looks fuggin ace! Mega coin wanted for it though but I probably would...

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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That Daimler looks fuggin ace!

 

The photos of it certainly look ace... :wink: There's a fair bit of Photoshop tweakage going on there I suspect.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It's a thing of absolute beauty I reckon. The reserve seems fairly high, but they're probably rare than an E-Type and are very, very easy on the eye. It's only worth what someon'es prepared to bid anyhow and good luck to the seller.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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Lights blue touch paper and stands well back....

 

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Errrr, Nurse! New trousers please :oops:

 

Tbh I have seen very tidy examples nudging £8k so the quoted price doesn't seem too far out. Seller also has a metro 1.3 auto which looks pretty fucking hot.

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

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Wonder how long it'll take before some critic moans about the tiny amount of visible corrosion, whilst claiming that The Doctor only paid £1:37 for it, and should offer a lifetime warranty, etc, etc, etc...

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Another bargain from Purple Horse.

 

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We are sure in an auction this would bring three times our asking price of £1000.00

LOLZ.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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I usd 2 own that Daimlre and it was blue and had 200,000 on the clokc wen i sold it 4 scrap (etc)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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KNOB WEASEL OF THE MONTH CANDIDATE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-300T ... 3a79629568

 

'NO MORE STRANGE INDIVIDUALS DRESSED IN WHITE OVERALLS ,PRETENDING THEY KNOW ABOUT CARS WHEN THEY CLEARLY DONT HAVE A CLUE , TRYING TO FIND FAULTS WITH A PERFECT CAR, AND HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WASTE THE SELLERS TIME!!'

 

That'll be because someone would expect a f*cking brand new for seven pissing grand.

 

'I spent £2000 getting the following work done: New Head Gasket Cylinder head professionally re skimmed Full Gearbox service to include new oil and filter, and new transmition pipes New water pump New thermostat New temperature sender Climate control fully serviced to include new condenser ASD Sensor overhauled Plus engine oil filters etc'

Some 'bullet proof' car that then. By the way, have you pulled your pants back up yet?

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

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but its a bargain

it's in the same ironic way that this website is autoshite!

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